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Thread: Pets in Hell
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Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
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You people have no class.
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All political thinking for years past has been vitiated in the same way. People can foresee the future only when it coincides with their own wishes, and the most grossly obvious facts can be ignored when they are unwelcome. George Orwell
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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
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I hate all of you.
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“Therefore, let it be explained that nowhere are the proprieties quite so strictly enforced as in men’s colleges that invite young women guests, especially over-night visitors in the fraternity houses.” Emily Post, 1937.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Originally posted by Marvin the Martian:
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Originally posted by orfeo:
This is how sorry you will be if the cat images don't stop.
That goes for the lot of you.
Yes sir! No more cat pictures, sir!
Marv, I have seen some depraved shit on this site, but that post asks for Amnesty Imternational to intervene.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
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It's all a fiendish plot by Al Gerbila.
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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I'm quite sure there's some other deck on the Ship that's been set up for fun and games...
Honestly, you have an H&A Day, and the next thing you know you've got senior Shipmates making an annoyance of themselves all over the place for weeks.
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Technology has brought us all closer together. Turns out a lot of the people you meet as a result are complete idiots.
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Uncle Pete
Loyaute me lie
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So pleased the "in-crowd" has found another place to frolic.
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Even more so than I was before
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Originally posted by orfeo:
I'm quite sure there's some other deck on the Ship that's been set up for fun and games...
Honestly, you have an H&A Day, and the next thing you know you've got senior Shipmates making an annoyance of themselves all over the place for weeks.
You must be referring to the "Gunroom lawyers" with which we are blessed.
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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I've no idea what that means. I was talking about the parade of Admins and Hosts of other boards that are waltzing through leaving image links - the online equivalent of their droppings.
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Technology has brought us all closer together. Turns out a lot of the people you meet as a result are complete idiots.
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Originally posted by orfeo:
I've no idea what that means. I was talking about the parade of Admins and Hosts of other boards that are waltzing through leaving image links - the online equivalent of their droppings.
Oh, them. I was on about mutinous mutterings of the lower deck.
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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no prophet's flag is set so...
Proceed to see sea
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Dog took my favourite toque off the balastrade and tore into it. The bitch went off her food and then had diarrhea after I lectured and ignored her. Guilt inducing little dinkus. She's now had bacon and peanut butter, and chased a bunny. All is right in her world, and the toque repair makes me look like I've been shot in the head.
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Out of this nettle, danger, we pluck this flower, safety.
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Lamb Chopped
Ship's kebab
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Toddler nephew put his bowl of fried noodles on the floor. Blind dog found his way to it by the smell and scarfed the lot.
Nephew: indignant. Dog: Happy. Me: ![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
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Er, this is what I've been up to (book).
Oh, that you would rend the heavens and come down!
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Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
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I have a kingsize bed, how did one solitary cat manage to steall 3/4 of the quilt and pin me in a two foot strip of mattress ?
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All political thinking for years past has been vitiated in the same way. People can foresee the future only when it coincides with their own wishes, and the most grossly obvious facts can be ignored when they are unwelcome. George Orwell
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Athrawes
Ship's parrot
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Originally posted by Doublethink:
I have a kingsize bed, how did one solitary cat manage to steall 3/4 of the quilt and pin me in a two foot strip of mattress ?
With practise, although I think genetics also play a part.
My cockatoo was all snugly and affectionate tonight. He wanted my attention, asked to hop on my arm, sat on my shoulder, gazed lovingly into my eyes, then bit me on the ear. It really hurt! At least he didn't laugh madly afterwards.
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Explaining why is going to need a moment, since along the way we must take in the Ancient Greeks, the study of birds, witchcraft, 19thC Vaudeville and the history of baseball. Michael Quinion.
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Lamb Chopped
Ship's kebab
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Newsflash: Birds in love with the vacuum cleaner.
Which means that Mr. Lamb treats us all to an extra long, loud hoovering, because he thinks it's cute.
Hate.Noise.Hate.
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Oh, that you would rend the heavens and come down!
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Mr Lamb is just begging for you to tell long, aggrieved, detailed stories about him and his bird obsession on the internet.
We are here for you, darling.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Taliesin
Shipmate
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Bloody dog ate the cherrios. And covered me in really little white hairs. And has been known to drag me on the end of a lead through mud.
For some reason I really love dog and continue to let him turn his mournful little eyes upon us, while his muddy little paws get everywhere. During that run of thunderstorms last week he ended up actually in our bed, and he is not a small dog. But he wuvs us....
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Lucia
Looking for light
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Wretched cat continued her obsession with catching bats tonight. No I do not want a live bat bought into my home and released thank you very much! ![[Mad]](angryfire.gif)
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Brenda Clough
Shipmate
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My daughter was deployed in Afghanistan. She returned on a Monday. On the Wednesday she acquired a Great Dane puppy. I learn that its sire weighs 180 lbs. I am comforting myself by telling myself that this is a pre-child. In the meantime, I have a grand-dog that will grow to the size of a pony.
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Taliesin
Shipmate
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They only live to 8 or 9, strain on heart. ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
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Lucia
Looking for light
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And tonight's delight - cat wolfs her food down and ten minutes later makes odd yowling noises and then throws up on the floor. Lovely.
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Lamb Chopped
Ship's kebab
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Blue feathered fiend just escaped its cage, flew madly into three windows, panicking, and probably shitting all the while. Me, armed with somebody's old underwear (don't ask), scoop up the wee idiot and get my finger bitten all to hell as I toss it back in the cage.
Remind me why we did this again?
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Er, this is what I've been up to (book).
Oh, that you would rend the heavens and come down!
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Athrawes
Ship's parrot
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Because you are kind, gentle and compassionate, and budgies are cute.
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Explaining why is going to need a moment, since along the way we must take in the Ancient Greeks, the study of birds, witchcraft, 19thC Vaudeville and the history of baseball. Michael Quinion.
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Athrawes
Ship's parrot
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If you are planning to eat them you will *need* the barbecue sauce!
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Explaining why is going to need a moment, since along the way we must take in the Ancient Greeks, the study of birds, witchcraft, 19thC Vaudeville and the history of baseball. Michael Quinion.
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Athrawes
Ship's parrot
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And in breaking news, it seems my younger cocky is an escape artist. I came home from school to find his cage empty and him sitting on the neighbour's fence, admiring the view. I put him back, secured the cage and went out. When I came home again, he was chasing a dog around the yard with every appearance of delight. At this rate, if a dog doesn't get him, a snake will.
Oh, and my silky terrier is afraid of frogs. I had to rescue him from a particularly fine green tree frog this evening...
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Explaining why is going to need a moment, since along the way we must take in the Ancient Greeks, the study of birds, witchcraft, 19thC Vaudeville and the history of baseball. Michael Quinion.
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Lamb Chopped
Ship's kebab
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Originally posted by Athrawes:
If you are planning to eat them you will *need* the barbecue sauce!
Bones and all, like an ortolan....
We need some terrifying frogs round here.
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Er, this is what I've been up to (book).
Oh, that you would rend the heavens and come down!
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Twilight
Puddleglum's sister
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Originally posted by Lamb Chopped:
Toddler nephew put his bowl of fried noodles on the floor. Blind dog found his way to it by the smell and scarfed the lot.
Nephew: indignant. Dog: Happy. Me:
All the little ones in our neighborhood loved my Irish Setter, Pat. One little toddler offered him a lick of her lollipop and was shocked when he took the whole thing. We rolled on the grass laughing as she scolded, "Pit it out, Pat! Pit it out!"
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Lamb Chopped
Ship's kebab
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Gosh. I once walked in on a toddler with a lollipop sharing it with a dog. "First I get a lick... now you ... now me..." and so on. I debated telling the parents, but figured they'd only flip out about what was past mending by then.
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Er, this is what I've been up to (book).
Oh, that you would rend the heavens and come down!
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RooK
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In-laws visit with their dog. I feed it breath mints. Please, somebody tell me that mints are poisonous to dogs? Or at least make them utterly constipated for, oh, about four days?
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Originally posted by RooK:
In-laws visit with their dog. I feed it breath mints. Please, somebody tell me that mints are poisonous to dogs? Or at least make them utterly constipated for, oh, about four days?
With your luck, they will be sugar-free mints and the dog, like humans, gets the very opposite of constipation from sugar substitutes.
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Brenda Clough
Shipmate
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Once I discovered my cat sitting on the bathroom counter doing oral hygiene. She was chewing my husband's toothbrush, which stands up in its holder. I scolded the cat, and she gave me a look: Excuse me, Mom -- I'm brushing my teeth! I decided not to tell him about it.
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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I never knew we were a substitute for PostSecret. It's all coming out on this thread now.
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Athrawes
Ship's parrot
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It is really hot here, which means snake breeding season. Yesterday my rather pathetic fox terrier decided to try and catch a brown snake... It went past me about 2 metres away. I now can't find the blasted thing. I have to go to school tomorrow, I can't leave the dogs outside, as she will harass the snake if it's still around, and get bitten, and it's too hot to leave them inside.
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Explaining why is going to need a moment, since along the way we must take in the Ancient Greeks, the study of birds, witchcraft, 19thC Vaudeville and the history of baseball. Michael Quinion.
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