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deano
princess
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Just so you don't all think I've done and left you for good. I've been busy with work and I've also been on my other 'olidays! Two weeks in sunny Cyprus catching some lovely rays before Crimbo.
Anyhoo... "Bob and I" or "Bob and Me"? Which is it?
Apparently it depends on what me and old Bobby were up to; is it singular or plural? Cunning eh?
So...
"Who ordered the Steak?"
"Me. 'cos I'm a big fat git who likes a nice bit of beef, and that isn't dirty at all because it is singular. I'm going to scoff it all myself."
therefore "Bob and me would be wrong".
or...
"Who ordered the Steak?"
"Bob and me. Because we are tight-fisted sods who like to share a nice bit of beef together. Which is exactly as dirty as it sounds and is most definitely a plural activity. And you won't be getting a tip either young Comet (look at 'er Bob, you can tell 'er sort... right little strumpet I'll be bound... Bob!"
and would be correct!
Good eh?
Comet, the next time you don't get a tip you can choose to correct your customers grammar!
I'm reading up on how greengrocers use them apostrophe thingies now.
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Spike
Mostly Harmless
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What the fuck is this supposed to be about?
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David
Complete Bastard
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Give the crack pipe a rest.
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Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
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Dickhead is pissed and boring again.
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
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Or bored and pissing same thing.
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deano
princess
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Nah! None of the above. One day at a time.
BUT.... I get called to Hell quite a bit, so I thought I'd save time.... plus I called a Hell Host... sorry Bob's partner called a Hell Host a strumpet!
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deano
princess
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So... when did Comet (the strumpet) stop being a Hell host? And in the process make me look more of a twat than I normally do?
[ 04. December 2014, 21:15: Message edited by: deano ]
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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deano: quote:
...make me look more of a twat than I normally do...
Is that possible? ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Those who are well need no physician.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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deano
princess
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quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
deano: quote:
...make me look more of a twat than I normally do...
Is that possible?
Oh yes, I can do much worse/better (delete as appropriate)
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Looks like I quit hosting just in time.
Happy Holidays guys!
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deano
princess
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quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
Looks like I quit hosting just in time.
Happy Holidays guys!
Noooooooooooooo!!!!
Everything is changing. I'm going on a train journey around the country. I'll be back for series eight though.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Sioni, cuddle that thought close to your chest as you survey the wreckage that is your current Angry Birds Tournament score. ![[Angel]](graemlins/angel.gif)
[ 04. December 2014, 22:07: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Cuddle that thought close to your chest as you survey the wreckage that is your current Angry Birds Tournament score.
Biding my time, just biding my time.
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Doc Tor
Deepest Red
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What the shuddering fuck is going on here?
Deano. You may not have noticed who the new Hell host is. That might possibly be because you've got sun-stroke, you're drunk, or you're an attention-whoring Tory wanker. Or it might be all three. Fuck off until you can make more sense.
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Doc Tor
Deepest Red
# 9748
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Brandishes hostly hammer and sickle
Thread closed. Next time, deano, if there is a next time, try huffing into a paper bag first.
Doc Tor
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