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Esmeralda
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quote: Originally posted by Wesley J: Adults with autism to be audited
announces apt alliterator
Ace! Am advocate for adolescent with Asperger's.
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Wesley J
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Great tits cope well with warming
Wearing only tight t-shirts and bikini tops.
(Sorry. Dirty mind. Ah well... )
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Eutychus
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I have to confess I came in here to post that exact same headline, Wesley
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Wesley J
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It's still the most e-mailed story on the BBC News main page.
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Wesley J
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Microwaves 'cook ballast aliens'
Which foolishly calls for those aliens to in turn microwave ballast earthlings!
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Esmeralda
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Frigid robot eyes top tech prize
I think if I were aiming for a technology prize, an award of frigid robot eyes would not be my first choice...
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Wesley J
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Clinton: 'Race is not over yet'
Yes, there are still race issues.
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Esmeralda
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Italy pledges to bolster security
No one takes my pillow away and gets away with it...
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Eutychus
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FLP meets RSS:
Pants display marks anniversary
They even managed to leave the circumflex off.
(Though I see they have since changed the RSS headline).
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Esmeralda
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Inspectors push 'stalled' schools
Jump leads are being considered...
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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High speed crash head wins appeal
While its feet are up in arms, barely limbing along.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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Not from the BBC, but from AP Entertainment News:
Police arrest 50 Cent employee at rapper's mansion
Who but the police have the power to arrest? (Yes, I know about so-called citizens' arrests, which still require police involvement.)
And anyone who agrees to work for a wage of 50 cents deserves to be arrested, I guess.
Employee of rapper 50 Cent arrested at mansion would have conveyed more meaning in the same number of words.
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The Great Gumby
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Just seen this one on the BBC Sport page:
Onions will not be rushed - Cook
Quite right, too - just sweat them slowly over a low heat, and they should soften nicely without burning.
-------------------- The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. - Richard Feynman
A letter to my son about death
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Eutychus
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Ah! Another lost Enid Blyton tale:
Seven rested for England friendly
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Wesley J
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Brown 'will stick to' terror plan
Oh no! Now he'll terrorise us too!
[ETA: Brown? Looks like a crappy plan.] [ 02. June 2008, 20:40: Message edited by: Wesley J ]
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Wesley J
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BBC blamed for attacks on Poles
It's called global warming, stupid!
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
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Baby emu could have been omelette
Ooooh, the POWER, the POWER!! Mrwahahaha! Bird-icide all over again! Yet, for once, the attempt was aborted...
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
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Proudly brought to you by the Department of Verb-Noun Confusion:
Five job interview bear traps
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
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Oy, triple post. Sorry. I just love those headlines. So, here goes:
Dementia burden 'could break NHS'
But they may never know.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Eutychus
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Murray gets past tricky Santoro turns out to be something to do with tennis; I thought it was about this...
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Esmeralda
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Ecuador puts off Colombian ties
Quite right too, those ties are darn ugly.
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Sioni Sais
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Media watchdog OFCOM fines 30 local radion stations £1.1 million pounds over listener
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Wesley J
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Mugabe 'preparing to be sworn in'
I'd prefer 'preparing to be sworn at'!
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Wesley J
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-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Eutychus
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Warning as France takes EU helm
I'm sure the headline writer didn't mean that. Or did they?
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Esmeralda
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Virgin rapped on broadband speeds
Mary's been uploading hip-hop songs again..
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Wesley J
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Bill passes after rethink on duty
He did not have sex with that woman coz he wants a strong election for Obama.
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Wesley J
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More Enid Blyton:
Five to face Concorde crash trial
... and how they escaped the falling debris
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Grrr. Beat me to it. But that makes you more tasteless than me!
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Wesley J
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-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
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Italy declares Pompeii emergency
Well, better 2000 years late then never, I guess.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
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Still more Enid Blyton:
Five held over teenager's death
Blame it on Timmy.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wet Kipper
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Nadal to rest after Wimbledon win
whereas everyone else would be off running round the block ?
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Wesley J
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Nice one, Mr Kipper.
Man admits body in cupboard murder
It remains unclear, however, why he murdered someone who was already dead. - The classic case of a skeleton in the cupboard. [ 08. July 2008, 16:44: Message edited by: Wesley J ]
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Esmeralda
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Georgia row spirals as Rice lands
It's a bummer when the arguments start while people are still throwing the confetti...
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Student murders accused in court
practically defies belief (or at least normally acceptable standards of ambiguity for headline-writers...)
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Wesley J
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Same as here, Euty:
quote: A new form of Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (CJD) may have been uncovered in a handful of patients in the US.
The patients being gnats, one must deduct. Or in the hand of God. Whatever. Yes: just, whatever.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
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Obama starts tour in Afghanistan
Hope some out there can read. 'b' ain't 's'.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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comet
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McCain's 'whiner' adviser quits
McCain Campaign begins aggressive search for new whiner advisor; meanwhile, McCain will settle for soft muttering.
Darling: Public feel 'squeezed'
won't you stop hugging them so tightly, Sweetcheeks?
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Eutychus
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Woman left brain damaged by detox
a) she inherited it?
b) she abandoned it?
c) there's a hyphen missing?
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Esmeralda
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Canoe couple's assets are frozen
I'm not surprised, sitting in a canoe all that time...
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Esmeralda
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quote: Originally posted by Eutychus: Woman left brain damaged by detox
a) she inherited it?
b) she abandoned it?
c) there's a hyphen missing?
Nice to know her right brain is still functioning...
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Wesley J
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Primates 'face extinction crisis'
Report on Lambeth?
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
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Sleep action urged after death
Isn't that a bit late?
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Eutychus
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Now you see it, now you don't... invisibility cloa...
(not sure if that one was deliberate or not)
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Esmeralda
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Running 'can slow ageing process'
If you're fast enough, age might not catch up with you...
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