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Ann
Curious
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Fasting US polygamist 'in coma' - the perils of not getting enough.
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joan knox
Knoxy is my homeboy
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Could simple change slash plane boarding times?
A reference to Gerard Depardieu and the embarrassing cost of spending a penny?
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Wesley J
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UK manufacturing output shrinks
UK manufacturing firms have found a niche market in producing psychiatrists.
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Pooks
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Zimbabwean MPs shun circumcision
Ha! A dick waiver.
But I guess it's wise for all MPs to avoid getting caught with their trousers down.
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Light User
Apprentice
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Loyalist Haddock back in custody Meanwhile the Republican Hake still roams free.
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Five held over missing man murder
Hope Timmy's got a good alibi.
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Pooks
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Glasgow jumps in university table
Quite a huge table then?
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Informative headline of the week:
Bowel cancer rates vary widely
[oh and a belated happy sixth birthday to this thread! Are we anywhere near a record yet? ![[Yipee]](graemlins/spin.gif) ]
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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
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If you're near a record, it's only because a host hasn't closed this thread and started "Son of the Beeb" yet.
Don't give us ideas. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Nine reject police in slaves case
A Slave Spokesman said "This shows that buying cheap rozzers is a false economy. Come to WalslaveMart where only quality-assured coppers are accepted for encasement."
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Hacking MPs recall James Murdoch
Having started to hack into phones themselves, UK parliamentarians warmly remember James Murdoch and the tricks he taught them
[ 13. September 2011, 13:39: Message edited by: Wesley J ]
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Sioni Sais
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UK pair to be rescued from Amazon
I've found it difficult to leave that site too - must buy another book, must buy another book .....
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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joan knox
Knoxy is my homeboy
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Highland toffee firm go under.
Obviously, not firm enough...
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Benefit warning to terminally ill
Death becomes them?
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
UK pair to be rescued from Amazon
I've found it difficult to leave that site too - must buy another book, must buy another book .....
AWESOME! I need the rescue operation as well!
![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Rare giant armadillo photographed
Clearly, this is the way to armadillo!
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Man held over China 'sex slaves'
![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Satellite falls off US West Coast
That's always a risk if you stand too close to the edge.
[ 24. September 2011, 16:49: Message edited by: Eutychus ]
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
Man held over China 'sex slaves'
Did he force them to make pottery in the nude?
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Eutychus
From the edge
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And in the previously unpublished Enid Blyton series:
Seven in bid for Irish presidency
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Hedgehog
Ship's Shortstop
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quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
And in the previously unpublished Enid Blyton series:
Seven in bid for Irish presidency
Or, possibly, a previously unseen episode of Star Trek: Voyager
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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at both
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Optimism for death-row Christian
Soon and very soon / he is going to see the King?
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Timothy the Obscure
Mostly Friendly
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From the entertainment industry news a few months back:
Thor finishes weekend on top of Bridesmaids
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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quote:
Originally posted by Timothy the Obscure:
From the entertainment industry news a few months back:
Thor finishes weekend on top of Bridesmaids
In those days there were giants in the land.
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http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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found these on a nutritional research news site:
New test to detect colour adulteration of olives
it's called "looking at them"
Wild devises natural colour and flavour range for marshmallows
for when you find them in their natural setting.
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Fox ties to friend under scrutiny
This one actually made me look up the story - which, let it be said, is unfortunately considerably less exciting than what I imagined to be a heroic tale of courage and love from the animal kingdom...! ![[Disappointed]](graemlins/disappointed.gif)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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And more news from our fourlegged friends:
Fox denies cover-up over burglary
(Another feed even has this: Antelope brings down cyclist)
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ken
Ship's Roundhead
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quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Another feed even has this: Antelope brings down cyclist
And so it did! Brutally and deliberately. Using all four hooves.
They used to laugh at antelopes and spurn them in public and show them no respect! But never again! Antelopes are fighting back!!!!!
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L’amor che move il sole e l’altre stelle.
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Basic Elderly NHS Care 'Alarming'
Poor old NHS, 64 years old and beginning to creak a bit.
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Pick Rooney for Euros - Shearer
Seems a novel suggestion for earning some pocket change, Mr Shearer...
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Sioni Sais
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Coronation St's Betty Driver dies
There was a saint of the coronation? Betty Driver beatified??
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Sioni Sais
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Obesity harms teen girls more
Sorry, I have this awful image of fat old men
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Criminal penguin captured on film
The BBC belatedly catches up with the plot of Wallace & Gromit short The Wrong Trousers (actually, the link in the article is worth watching in its own right).
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Wesley J
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Fox attacks 'vindictive' media
Hope, in werrity, it hasn't got rabies!
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Wesley J
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Clegg warns 'grotesque dictators'
Watch out, Cameron!
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Fernandez in Argentina landslide
Not a natural disaster, but an unfortunate simile with earthquakes and flooding ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Cain denies 'sexual harrassment'
The vexed question remains that of how he got his wife.
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joan knox
Knoxy is my homeboy
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Signs of ageing halted in the lab
Oh, nice news story: I'm quite fond of labradors, me.
Or this headline:
Curb on foreign students 'biting'
I should think so too - not very nice behaviour at all.
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Cain accuser decides not to speak
ah, but "your brother's blood cries out to me from the ground".
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Hedgehog
Ship's Shortstop
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Firing a gun after 70 years in a bog
I suppose, if I had been in a bog for 70 years, I might get a little testy too.
And, while I am here:
Murdoch denies 'code of silence'
...but says that he doesn't want to talk about it any more.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Greece swears in unity coalition
With their level of national debt the use of swear words seems quite comprehensible.
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Ferry hijacked in western Turkey
Free Bryan!!
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Cable sympathy for St Paul's demo
Under threat from cable thieves, understanding increases.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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From the Torygraph:
Mars mission will use million light bulb torch to look for life
So there's a use for those old bulbs they can't sell anymore!
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Search for OAP missing overnight
So now we have to search for the search.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Rebel Libyan soldier's NHS amputation
Cuts all over the place, eh.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Lost puffin found at sex clinic
Addicted to love?
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Burglar releases prompt warning
Forthcoming intrusions were announced exactly five minutes beforehand.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Toddler accused 'not monster mum'
Toddler wanted mum that looked like a monster? Or who was accused by the toddler then?
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