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Pearl B4 Swine
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Ciderella
A girl's habitual overindulgence of Hard Cider gets her thrown out of a royal ball and in a drunken state, nearly ruins her chances with the Prince when she replaces her lost slipper with a pint mug.
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"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)
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Penny S
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Show Bat
A vampire seeks success on Broadway, but is accidentally uncovered, and killed, by a lighting scheme involving UV light intended to show the skill of his tap footwork.
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no prophet's flag is set so...
Proceed to see sea
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Wing Time
Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers quit dancing and go to the pub for beer and wings.
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Out of this nettle, danger, we pluck this flower, safety.
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Stetson
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Through A Lass Darkly
Badly-lit, nano-camera documentary about the passage of food through the gastrointestinal system of a young human female.
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SvitlanaV2
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Ron Man
Sequel to Ron Boy. Biopic on Ronald McDonald.
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Stetson
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Andy Warhol's Rash
Quasi-cinema verite film about something you'd probably rather not look at.
(Which is actually a pretty good description of the original)
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Ariel
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fir
Back in Mirkwood, Harry has to get the Goblet of Fir in order to release the King of Elfland's daughter from the clutches of an evil giant too lazy to visit the shops for himself. Can Harry make it past the spiders, orcs and trolls to the nearest home furnishings centre in time, and will he be able to locate the correct wood and shape of goblet that the finicky giant insists on?
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Schroedinger's cat
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The Empire Trikes Back
The untold story of how Roman soldiers were forced to return home of three wheel cycles.
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jedijudy
Organist of the Jedi Temple
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Gory
A regiment of the War Between the States, and how they died.
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Schroedinger's cat
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Seen
The story of a man who cannot forget what he has seen, however much he tries. That One Direction concert is seared into his memory.
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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An
A Japanese, minimalist film.
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Sipech
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The Ark Crystal
A Jim Henson film combining the best and worst elements of the Indiana Jones franchise.
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Schroedinger's cat
Ship's cool cat
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Its a wonderful lie
A peculiar story about a man whose entire life is built on a falsehood, but which seems to have no bad sides.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Little Miss Sunshin
Obnoxiously perky girl gets sunburnt on her lower legs.
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Piglet
Islander
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A Shot in the Ark
Inspector Clouseau is called in to investigate why only one cat comes out after the Deluge.
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alto n a soprano who can read music
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Oscar the Grouch
Adopted Cascadian
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Kind hearts and cornets
Really REALLY nice people in a brass band.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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A Sot in the Dark
Inspector Clouseau solves the mystery with the help of an alcoholic whom he meets under cover of night.
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Leorning Cniht
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The Princess Bríd
S. Morgenstern's memorable tale about the fabled Irish princess.
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Leorning Cniht
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The English Patent
Starring Ralph Fiennes as a reclusive Hungarian inventor, and Juliette Binoche as the patent lawyer seeking to defend his patent in the English courts against patent troll Willem Dafoe.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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The Pink Panter
Inspector Clouseau discovers that the obscene phone calls are coming from a pig in the freshman dorms at the Sorbonne.
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Oscar the Grouch
Adopted Cascadian
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The Odd Coupé
Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon drive around in a most peculiar sports car.
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Faradiu, dundeibáwa weyu lárigi weyu
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Leorning Cniht
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U
Pixar's animated guide will ensure that you know the correct way to hold a fish knife, and never ask your hostess for directions to her toilet.
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Schroedinger's cat
Ship's cool cat
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In place of a file M, I want to propose ''.
A film that makes Inception and Momento seem like clear and straightforward tales. I have no idea what it is about. I doubt even the writers do.
In case that is too surreal for you
Sycho
A tediously hagiographic biopic of Simon Cowell.
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Baptist Trainfan
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Toy Tory.
Available in dozens of different types to fill up your very own miniature Palace of Westminster. Every one speaks a range of 12 highly-predictable political phrases. Hours of tedious fun.
(Other Parties available).
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Latchkey Kid
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Ad Day at Black Rock
A town is transformed when it is taken over by an advertising company.
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'You must never give way for an answer. An answer is always the stretch of road that's behind you. Only a question can point the way forward.'
Mika; in Hello? Is Anybody There?, Jostein Gaardner
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Sipech
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Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Id
A bank robber struggles with his inner identity, causing him to wonder whether he really has any choice about his life of crime.
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Schroedinger's cat
Ship's cool cat
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Apocalypse NO
The latest film form Al Gore, following up An Inconvenient Truth, with a more stridently put argument that we must avoid the environmental apocalypse that is impending.
I still have loads more, BTW. Loving this game.
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Baptist Trainfan
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The Wooden Hose - resourceful prisoners-of-war try to create a new home-made irrigation system. However it fails to be either watertight or flexible.
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
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Xodus
Cheap, sexploitation film rushed out on the back of Biblical blockbuster. Most of the footage is of a) orgies in Pharoah's palace b) orgies in the desert. The same actors can be spotted in both.
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Sipech
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0 Things I Hate About You
A cheesy christian remake of The Taming The Shrew whereby everybody loves one another perfectly.
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Schroedinger's cat
Ship's cool cat
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Lien - and the follow up Liens
A property lawyer thinks he has found the way to make his first million. But will the market let him?
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Piglet
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The Man with the Olden Gun
007 has an easy time of it as his evil foe's only defence is a flint-lock.
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alto n a soprano who can read music
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Sioni Sais
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Mutiny on the Bunty
Mr Christian falls out with the editor of a girl's comic.
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Sipech
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X-Men: Fist Class
The less said about this porno version, the better.
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Sandemaniac
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Invasion of the BoD Snatchers
Bad day to be an Irish rugby legend.
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"It becomes soon pleasantly apparent that change-ringing is by no means merely an excuse for beer" Charles Dickens gets it wrong, 1869
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Sandemaniac
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While we are at it...
Invasion of the Bod Snatchers
Be doopedoopedoododo, bedobedobedobedodo Here's Bod! Oh, there goes Bod...
AG
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"It becomes soon pleasantly apparent that change-ringing is by no means merely an excuse for beer" Charles Dickens gets it wrong, 1869
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Driving Miss Dais
A podium transporter discovers the femininity of his cargo.
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Ave Crux, Spes Unica!
Preaching blog
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
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Rising Arizona
Documentary on the tectonic plate movement which has seen the South-Western state gain several cms of elevation in the last century.
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Sipech
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Beauty and the Beat
Belle is abducted by a reclusive breakdancer who teaches her that there is more to life than ballroom.
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Adam.
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Lad din
A young man makes so much noise that a princess finally relents and marries him.
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Ave Crux, Spes Unica!
Preaching blog
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Schroedinger's cat
Ship's cool cat
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A clockwork range
The previously unknown story of a peculiar invention that cooked by a wind-up mechanism. Sadly superseded by gas and electricity, but still occasionally found in remote parts of Africa.
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mousethief
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Fining Nemo
Adolescent clownfish is issued a citation for trespassing in the city sewers.
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@Schroedinger's Cat: yes some of these are pure genius!
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Baptist Trainfan
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9th Parallel - a group of intrepid German submariners find themselves inappropriately overdressed as they attempt to cross Costa Rica.
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
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The Fisher Kin
Multi-generational epic centring on the lives, loves and herring catches of east coast trawler men.
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Baptist Trainfan
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Doctor O'Little - heartwarming story of a warm-hearted country medic in County Connemara, sadly let down by Rex Harrison's appalling attempt at an Irish accent and inability to sing.
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Sioni Sais
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Originally posted by Baptist Trainfan:
Doctor O'Little - heartwarming story of a warm-hearted country medic in County Connemara, sadly let down by Rex Harrison's appalling attempt at an Irish accent and inability to sing.
No change there then.
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Schroedinger's cat
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Or a few dollars more
The film of Antiques Roadshow USA.
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Baptist Trainfan
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The Lord of the Rigs - the Duke of Sutherland challenges the oil companies for a share in profits in the fields lying off the north-east coast of Scotland.
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Oscar the Grouch
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Tax Driver!
Robert De Niro stars as the obsessive Inland Revenue Inspector, determined to ensure that road users pay their fair share of taxation.
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Oscar the Grouch
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The Third Ma
Orson Welles stars in the heartbreaking story of a man whose mother and step mother have both died and now finds that his father is considering marrying again.
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