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St. Punk the Pious

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The rules of Lies!:

1. Identify the lie in the previous post.

2. Tell a lie as clever or absurd or disguised as you may.

3. (optional) If someone is mistaken in identifying the lie in your post, you may say so.

4. (optional) While following the Ship's 10 Commandments, you may become very indignant when someone DARE says you are lying.

5. Don't get TOO dark or political. (Let's keep this fun.)

There is no previous post at this time (and that's no lie). So I will begin:

I am the author of Pilot Point, God Knows What It's Like to be a Teenager, and Big Boobs. And if you don't believe me, you can look it up on Goodreads.

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pimple

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Hey mister! Them books were written by Mark Marshall in Texas. I don't know your real monicker but you obviously aint the nice-lookin' bloke on the the site you linked to. So fess up, yuh hear me?

[ 29. January 2015, 14:08: Message edited by: pimple ]

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St. Punk the Pious

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quote:
Originally posted by pimple:
Hey mister! Them books were written by Mark Marshall in Texas. I don't know your real monicker but you obviously aint the nice-lookin' bloke on the the site you linked to. So fess up, yuh hear me?

How DARE you question my identity!

(And your lie(s) is so well disguised, I almost missed it. I am "that nice-looking' bloke." And you told another lie, but I will let another find it and play the game. Well done!)

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Stetson
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Pious the Punk:

Pimple did NOT tell "another lie" in his post, just the one. If you are going to so brazenly misrepreesnt the writings of others, I will not be dignifying your antics with any more posts to this thread.

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Sipech
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Oh yes you will be posting more on this thread, Stetson. It's as certain a fact as that I'm having fillet steak tonight. Mind you, I hope I'm home in time to cook it before Eastenders starts.

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St. Punk the Pious

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quote:
Originally posted by Sipech:
Oh yes you will be posting more on this thread, Stetson. It's as certain a fact as that I'm having fillet steak tonight. Mind you, I hope I'm home in time to cook it before Eastenders starts.

Oh really? Well, I have it on good information that you are actually a vegan and an animal rights militant wanted in three countries. Your steak bit doesn't fool me!

And, as if I do not have enough outrage this morning, Goodreads has notified me that they do not recognize my authorship of Big Boobs. How DARE they question my literary output! [Mad]

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Stetson
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And, as if I do not have enough outrage this morning, Goodreads has notified me that they do not recognize my authorship of Big Boobs.
Oh no. Anybody who has actually READ Big Boobs would recognize you as the author. It's as plain as the text of the Desiderata tattooed across my face.

EDIT: Only for spelling, and don't try to claim otherwise.

[ 29. January 2015, 16:31: Message edited by: Stetson ]

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St. Punk the Pious

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Big Boobs is NOT to be read, but to be placed on the shelves of one's library so as to impress visitors.

By the way, I do sincerely apologize for being slow to return to this thread. But I've been under enemy fire while contemplating my demise and seeing dead bodies float past my window.

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pimple

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Were you in hospital at the time, or in a submarine? I'm sure the dead bodies are real, but under fire? No, I don't think so. That would be the mosquitoes or precocious greenfly hatching out in the unusually precocious spring.

I've had dealings with hospitals myself recently. Did you know I was a walking parable of the Trinity? I had three nipples, three testicles, three small toes and three hernias. I'm feeling much better now, thanks.

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quote:
Originally posted by St. Punk the Pious:
Big Boobs is NOT to be read, but to be placed on the shelves of one's library so as to impress visitors.

By the way, I do sincerely apologize for being slow to return to this thread. But I've been under enemy fire while contemplating my demise and seeing dead bodies float past my window.

See my new sig.
[Razz]

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St. Punk the Pious

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I apologize for neglecting this thread. But I was smuggling Putin into Mongolia.

As for your "new" sig, pimple, it is a quote, and therefore not new at all.

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pimple

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Weren't you supposed to include a lie in that post? Was it a double-bluff? I saw the sack, and the hand waving from it, and the note in Cyrillic saying "HYELP!" in the arrivals lounge at Alma -Ata. I was behind the C*sta coffee machine. You were SOOO obvious, Punk!.

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Smudgie

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Of course you weren't behind the C*sta coffee machine, Pimple - anyone who knows you would know you were in front of the C*sta coffee machine, helping yourself to a medium latte as usual.
I have been contemplating joining in on this thread actually, but decided against it as I am such a sweet and innocent young lady that you'd spot it immediately if I tried to lie to you.

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Stetson
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Young lady? Gimme a break, Smudge-a-roo. As soon as I saw this article in the paper today, I knew exactly who they were talking about.

And by the way, Obama mentioned to me over drinks at the burlesque palace(I went stricly for sociological observations, you understand) that there is no way he's gonna be anywhere near your little shindig.

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jacobsen

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Come on, Stetson, who are you kidding? "Sociological observations"? You know you were there for the canapés. And it wasn't Obama - it was Frank Bruno. Get your eyes tested.

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