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Schroedinger's cat

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What if I am both human AND dancer?

(Did anyone else see the BBC Young Dancer performance to this? Superb.)

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take out this broken heart and renew my mind.

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Baptist Trainfan
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[We've seen every episode. One lad who will be in this week's Ballet final comes from the Tring Park School. They were gave a performance at our Dance House last week; my wife immediately recognised the lad when he appeared in the BBC trailer. She says he's good.]

What if I couldn't have danced past midnight?

[ 04. May 2015, 12:58: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]

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What if you knew her and found her in serious but stable condition on the ground?

(45 years ago today [Votive] )

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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What if it were: Where are the acrobats? Send in the acrobats!

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jacobsen

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What if instead of losing her timing she had lost her knickers?

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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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Oh, and so late in her career too. Tsk tsk! [Big Grin]

What if just when she'd stopped opening doors, she finally knew the one she wanted was the bloke's down the street?

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What if the guy down the chip shop really was Elvis?

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Kelly Alves

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(What if )I said, "What about 'Breakfast at Tiffany's?
(And )she said, "I think I remember the film
And as I recall, I think, you kinda liked it
But as for me, I thought it sucked a whole lot."

( Do I get extra points for attention to scan?)

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Kelly Alves

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(What if )I said, "What about 'Breakfast at Tiffany's?
(And )she said, "I think I remember the film
And as I recall, I think, you kinda liked it
But as for me, I thought it sucked a whole lot."

( Do I get extra points for attention to scan?)

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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Lyda*Rose

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What if the hills are alive with the sound of killer bees?

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The5thMary
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What if the tide is high but I'm staying put right where I am?Will I be your number two?

(Ewww)

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jacobsen

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What if Tony had just met a girl called Hepzibah?

[ 06. May 2015, 03:33: Message edited by: jacobsen ]

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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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What if she were called Little Rhododendron, dear Little Rhododendron?

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What if farmer farmer's other customers DON'T want spots on their apples?

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I have the power...Lucifer is lord!

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mousethief

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What if my baby wrote me a letter saying she could live quite well without me?

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jacobsen

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What if I asked the country roads to take me far, far away, anywhere but home?

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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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What if the train were called the City of Poughkeepsie?

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quote:
Originally posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe:
What if the train were called the City of Poughkeepsie?

[It would scan better.]

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What if my love were like a thorny thistle?

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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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What if God didn't save the Queen and her fascist regime?

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we remain, thanks to original sin, much in love with talking about, rather than with, one another. Rowan Williams

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What if I want plenty of milk today because I'm going to celebrate my love going away by taking a bath in it?

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quote:
Originally posted by Dafyd:
What if God didn't save the Queen and her fascist regime?

What if I wanna be well-organized, hierarchical government?
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Pigwidgeon

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What if the widow next door had been married only once before?

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What if seventy six pairs of squeaky boots had led the hit parade?

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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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quote:
Originally posted by Pigwidgeon:
What if the widow next door had been married only once before?

Or if she had actually been quite partial to a Willy or a Sam

[ 08. May 2015, 19:17: Message edited by: Kitten ]

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quote:
Originally posted by Kitten:
quote:
Originally posted by Pigwidgeon:
What if the widow next door had been married only once before?

Or if she had actually been quite partial to a Willy or a Sam
What if the second verse was completely unrecognizable from the first?

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What if even though you stayed in all Monday morning the gasman didn't turn up?

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quote:
Originally posted by Dafyd:
What if even though you stayed in all Monday morning the gasman didn't turn up?

Would you have been in the slightest bit surprised?


What if, instead of leaving on a jet plane,you had turned over and gone back to sleep?

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What if it's a bridge over troubled cocoa?

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quote:
What if, instead of leaving on a jet plane,you had turned over and gone back to sleep?


What if all those times I've let you down and played around were among the most meaningful experiences of my life?
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What if, seated one day at the organ, weary and ill at ease, his fingers wandering idly over the noisy keys, he suddenly began playing "Shine Jesus Shine"?

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What if I'd like to be, under the sea, in an octopus's bathroom with you?

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What if I put pink daisies all around my hat as I'm allergic to green willow?

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quote:
Originally posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe:
What if, seated one day at the organ, weary and ill at ease, his fingers wandering idly over the noisy keys, he suddenly began playing "Shine Jesus Shine"?

What if, instead of that great Amen, the organ had released a prolonged and noisy fart?

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quote:
What if, instead of that great Amen, the organ had released a prolonged and noisy fart?
[Killing me]

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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What if the First Nowell was to certain wealthy bankers as they lay counting their profits?

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What if the money-changers in the Temple had put up physical resistance and given JC a bloody nose?

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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Sorry - I had completely forgotten that the OP prescribed pop songs as the source for our posts. I got onto the biblical tack via Miss A's First Nowell. Though of course, there may actually be a song involving the money changers in the Temple.

Try again.

What if the lovesick swain had asked Maud to go skinny dipping with him?

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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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