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Kitten
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What if Tom Pearce's horse was a chestnut gelding
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no prophet's flag is set so...
Proceed to see sea
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What if she bought a ladder to hell?
-------------------- Out of this nettle, danger, we pluck this flower, safety. \_(ツ)_/
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mousethief
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What if Spandau Ballet doesn't know how much is true?
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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What if the vengeful mariner dreamed of a whale?
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Kitten
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What if Madonna had felt like a slut
-------------------- Maius intra qua extra
Never accept a ride from a stranger, unless they are in a big blue box
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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What if Teen Spirit is a brand of cheap cologne?
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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What if Jeremy got counselling?
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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What if birds don't fly over the rainbow?
-------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Stetson
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No Billy, it's NOT a lunatic I'm looking for. And don't crash my party again.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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What if you squeezed my lemon, but there just wasn't any juice?
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Mere Nick
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What would they call Maurice if he kept quiet about the pompatus of love?
-------------------- "Well that's it, boys. I've been redeemed. The preacher's done warshed away all my sins and transgressions. It's the straight and narrow from here on out, and heaven everlasting's my reward." Delmar O'Donnell
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Oscar the Grouch
Adopted Cascadian
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What if we didn't bother including Nigel in our plans?
-------------------- Faradiu, dundeibáwa weyu lárigi weyu
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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Lend me your ear and I'll sing you a song, but I make no promises about singing in key.
-------------------- "Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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What would the mama pajama do if me and José met down by the train yard?
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Stetson
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quote: Originally posted by mousethief: What would the mama pajama do if me and José met down by the train yard?
Would the moderate priest come to get you released?
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Oscar the Grouch
Adopted Cascadian
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What if the dwarves had said "Sod this for a lark! Let's have a duvet day"?
-------------------- Faradiu, dundeibáwa weyu lárigi weyu
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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quote: Originally posted by Stetson: quote: Originally posted by mousethief: What would the mama pajama do if me and José met down by the train yard?
Would the moderate priest come to get you released?
And they'd all be on the cover of Vanity Fair?
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Dafyd
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What if John wasn't the walrus?
-------------------- we remain, thanks to original sin, much in love with talking about, rather than with, one another. Rowan Williams
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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What if Layla doesn't feel inclined to ease your worried mind?
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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What if they paved paradise and put in skateboard park?
-------------------- "Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Stetson
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What if you're having my best friend's baby?
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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What if Miss Otis had decided she was better off keeping the lunch date?
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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What if it wasn't my party; could I still cry if I want to?
-------------------- Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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What if I don't have the time to hear Billie Joe Armstrong whine?
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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What if the Tallahatchie Bridge had a suicide barrier?
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Kitten
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What if Henry's bucket was in good repair
-------------------- Maius intra qua extra
Never accept a ride from a stranger, unless they are in a big blue box
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Baptist Trainfan
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What if it hadn't been raining - would he still have been happy again as he sang? [ 30. March 2015, 15:58: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]
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Dafyd
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What if the hound dog had ever caught a rabbit?
-------------------- we remain, thanks to original sin, much in love with talking about, rather than with, one another. Rowan Williams
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Stetson
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It's Friday I'm in...uh, actually no. Not even Friday.
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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What if everyone had gotten fat except Mama Cass?
-------------------- "Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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What if Phil Collins had a tragic accident and lost the way he walks?
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Schroedinger's cat
Ship's cool cat
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What is Claptons woman had just looked pretty OK?
-------------------- Blog Music for your enjoyment Lord may all my hard times be healing times take out this broken heart and renew my mind.
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Porridge
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What if Joni Mitchell had only looked at clouds from one side?
-------------------- Spiggott: Everything I've ever told you is a lie, including that. Moon: Including what? Spiggott: That everything I've ever told you is a lie. Moon: That's not true!
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Starbug
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What if the naughty girl hadn't let her knickers down?
(The BBC might have played I Am The Walrus, for a start.)
-------------------- “Oh the pointing again. They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?” ― The Day of the Doctor
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Starbug
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quote: Originally posted by Schroedinger's cat: What is Claptons woman had just looked pretty OK?
As she was Pattie Boyd, that was never going to happen. She's also said to have inspired 'Layla', among others
-------------------- “Oh the pointing again. They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?” ― The Day of the Doctor
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Baptist Trainfan
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What if the doggie in the window hadn't had a waggly tail?
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Kitten
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What if Nancy had bought sandels instead of boots?
-------------------- Maius intra qua extra
Never accept a ride from a stranger, unless they are in a big blue box
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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What if sleepy Jean had believed in flying spaghetti monsters instead of daydreams?
-------------------- "Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Schroedinger's cat
Ship's cool cat
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quote: Originally posted by Starbug: quote: Originally posted by Schroedinger's cat: What is Claptons woman had just looked pretty OK?
As she was Pattie Boyd, that was never going to happen. She's also said to have inspired 'Layla', among others
I know. But it is a what if thread....
What if 10cc had just admitted to being in love?
-------------------- Blog Music for your enjoyment Lord may all my hard times be healing times take out this broken heart and renew my mind.
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Kitten
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What if the night belongs to haters?
-------------------- Maius intra qua extra
Never accept a ride from a stranger, unless they are in a big blue box
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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quote: Originally posted by Kitten: What if Nancy had bought sandals instead of boots?
Or was paraplegic?
-------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Marvin the Martian
Interplanetary
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What if something else matters?
-------------------- Hail Gallaxhar
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Dafyd
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What if Sam Cooke did know much about history?
What if Pink Floyd needed an education?
-------------------- we remain, thanks to original sin, much in love with talking about, rather than with, one another. Rowan Williams
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SvitlanaV2
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What if Frank Sinatra had had a whole bunch of regrets, and felt the need to mention them all?
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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Or, worse still, what if it hadn't been a very good year when he was 17, 21 or 35?
-------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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What if Sammie Davis, Jr. was supposed to be someone else entirely and not himself at all?
-------------------- "Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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What if someone satisfied Mick Jagger?
-------------------- Some say that man is the root of all evil Others say God's a drunkard for pain Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Kitten
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What if I don't like being beside the seaside?
-------------------- Maius intra qua extra
Never accept a ride from a stranger, unless they are in a big blue box
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jrw
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What if Michael Jackson had preferred to watch a light-hearted drama?
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