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Dafyd
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What if the reason they don't know it's Christmas time is because they celebrate Christmas in January?
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we remain, thanks to original sin, much in love with talking about, rather than with, one another. Rowan Williams
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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quote:
Originally posted by Stetson:
What if Jesus had been a chartered account when he walked upon the water?
What if someone didn't clean out his PM box?
Uh, that is to say, what if Leroy Brown wasn't any meaner than a box turtle?
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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The5thMary
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quote:
Originally posted by Dafyd:
What if the reason they don't know it's Christmas time is because they celebrate Christmas in January?
What if the reason they don't know it's Christmas time is that they're from another planet?
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God gave me my face but She let me pick my nose.
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Lyda*Rose
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What if by the time I get to Phoenix she's changed her Facebook status to "single" and has signed up with PlentyofFish.com?
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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The5thMary
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If you don't like my body, and you don't think I'm sexy, c'mon sugar, would you keep it to yourself?
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God gave me my face but She let me pick my nose.
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Kitten
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If I said you had an ugly body, would you still hold it against me?
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Maius intra qua extra
Never accept a ride from a stranger, unless they are in a big blue box
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Schroedinger's cat
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[We may have had this]
What if I'm not too sexy for my shirt, just too fat?
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Lord may all my hard times be healing times
take out this broken heart and renew my mind.
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Stetson
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What if I roll you in generic-brand sheets from Sears?
[ 20. April 2015, 19:16: Message edited by: Stetson ]
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Lyda*Rose
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What if the truth I learned at seventeen was that love was meant for people who got a red rose on a reality show?
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Golden Key
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(LR--that's almost more depressing than the original song! ![[Biased]](wink.gif) )
What if the guy narrating "Wild Irish Rose" was willing to wait until the girl was ready, for *her* sake?
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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What if I write the songs that make the whole world not want to sing?
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Banner Lady
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What if my bicycle is only built for one, and Daisy is quite happy on her own?
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Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.
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Schroedinger's cat
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Originally posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe:
What if I write the songs that make the whole world not want to sing?
We would call you Macca.
Now what if the chicken wasn't feeling particularly funky today?
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Lord may all my hard times be healing times
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Dafyd
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What if on listening to the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall and the major lift, it turns out he or she did really care for music?
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we remain, thanks to original sin, much in love with talking about, rather than with, one another. Rowan Williams
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Lyda*Rose
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What if he was a famous organ man from out Leipzig way, who had a fugal style that no one else could play?
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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The5thMary
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What if I couldn't see Polythene Pam, who was so good looking that she would never be mistaken for a man?
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God gave me my face but She let me pick my nose.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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What if the rain in Spain stayed mainly in the mountains?
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Lyda*Rose
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What if of all these friends and lovers
there are any number who compare with you?
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Dafyd
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What if King David just wasn't into bondage games with kitchen furniture?
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we remain, thanks to original sin, much in love with talking about, rather than with, one another. Rowan Williams
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L'organist
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Wha is Joseph decided it wasn't the Holy Spirit but too much cheese and so refused to marry his pregnant fiancee?
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Rara temporum felicitate ubi sentire quae velis et quae sentias dicere licet
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Baptist Trainfan
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I think you've forgotten that this thread is to do with song titles. (I don't blame you, I got caught out earlier).
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Stetson
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What if mine eyes had been rubbernecking some skirts during the coming of the Lord?
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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What if: "With a song in my bowels, I behold your adorable face . . . ?"
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Lyda*Rose
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What if I sat down, sat down for Jesus with the bingo players of Holy Cross?
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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What if Dominique,nique, nique was a peaceable guy who preferred to sit around and weave macrame and let the world rage on without him?
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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The5thMary
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What if I didn't watch out where the huskies go and...ewww, ate that yellow snow?! ![[Projectile]](graemlins/puke2.gif)
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God gave me my face but She let me pick my nose.
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Pigwidgeon
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What if I'd fought the law and the law lost?
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"...that is generally a matter for Pigwidgeon, several other consenting adults, a bottle of cheap Gin and the odd giraffe."
~Tortuf
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mousethief
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What if Tom Dooley lifted up his head and made a break for it and escaped the posse sent to hang him?
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Kitten
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What if Je regrette tout?
(Translation, I regret everything)
[ 25. April 2015, 08:22: Message edited by: Kitten ]
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Maius intra qua extra
Never accept a ride from a stranger, unless they are in a big blue box
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Baptist Trainfan
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What if the pet-shop assistant had no idea of the price of that doggie in the window?
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Schroedinger's cat
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What if I wanted the tarantula in the window? The one with the waggly legs?
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Blog
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Lord may all my hard times be healing times
take out this broken heart and renew my mind.
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mousethief
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Apropos of that, Kitten,
What if Je quitte toi?
(I leave you -- cf. Jacques Brel)
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Schroedinger's cat
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I may have done this already, but what if Shift K3ys woman was into that, but was just too embarrassed to admit it?
(and yes, that is a very niche one).
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Lord may all my hard times be healing times
take out this broken heart and renew my mind.
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Lyda*Rose
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What if the answer to "How many roads must a man walk down?" is located on microfiche from the 1965 archives in the local transportation office?
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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What if the wayward wind wasn't a restless wind but rather yearned to stay put?
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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mousethief
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What if crimson and clover just once?
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jrw
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What if the lunatics had all been rounded up before they got to Roger Waters' house?
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Pigwidgeon
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What if Lucy had been in the sky with pearls?
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"...that is generally a matter for Pigwidgeon, several other consenting adults, a bottle of cheap Gin and the odd giraffe."
~Tortuf
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no prophet's flag is set so...
Proceed to see sea
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What if no-one could see by dawn's early light?
What if the queen wasn't gracious?
What if our sons didn't stand on guard for thee?
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Out of this nettle, danger, we pluck this flower, safety.
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Lyda*Rose
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What if Richard Cory got religion, sold his factory, gave all his wealth to the poor, and was shot dead by the songwriter who now had no job?
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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mousethief
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What if Delilah moved to Baltimore instead of New York City?
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The5thMary
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What if GRASS is the word, is the word, is the word? It's got groove, it's got feeling...
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God gave me my face but She let me pick my nose.
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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What if I see a red door and I want it painted seafoam green?
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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St. Gwladys
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What if you are b***dy well wrong?
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"I say - are you a matelot?"
"Careful what you say sir, we're on board ship here"
From "New York Girls", Steeleye Span, Commoners Crown (Voiced by Peter Sellers)
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St. Gwladys
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And what if I want egg and bacon for breakfast in Ameerica, rather than kippers?
(Sorry for the double post, just thinking of a particular album)
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"I say - are you a matelot?"
"Careful what you say sir, we're on board ship here"
From "New York Girls", Steeleye Span, Commoners Crown (Voiced by Peter Sellers)
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Schroedinger's cat
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What if they showed me a world where I couldn't get a job, so couldn't be dependable, clinical, intellectual or cynical, just poor.
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Blog
Music for your enjoyment
Lord may all my hard times be healing times
take out this broken heart and renew my mind.
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Stetson
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What if they're calling me a moderate, conservative, level-headed, law-abiding citizen?
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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What if you CAN put your hands in your head?
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Stetson
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What if I was up after 2:00 PM, and I really have hated my stay but I'm gonna be sticking around for another month or so anyway?
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Kitten
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What if she is merely a dancing princess
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Never accept a ride from a stranger, unless they are in a big blue box
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