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Brenda Clough
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The Incrediblings. A horror movie, in which Stephen King tries to top himself.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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Citizen Kaneing -- Corporal punishment is decreed for those who can't master the rules of spelling.
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Albertus
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Staring Wars Last one to blink wins.
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Nenya
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The Woman In Whiting - disturbing memoirs of a female fishmonger.
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Ariel
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# 58
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Gone with the Winding. Fantasy story whereby an old, old man's extraordinary length of life depends on not having a particular clock in his house wound up. If it's ever set to going, his lifespan will run out. On a visit, his ggggggggggggggggchildren innocently start it up, and he has just 24 hours of life left...
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Hedgehog
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Ducking Soup The Marx Brothers run a restaurant and a food fight starts.
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Backing.
Producers make a sci fi movie despite refusing investment.
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Smudgie
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Free Willying
A documentary on the growing trend of men-only naturist beaches.
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jacobsen
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quote:
Originally posted by Brenda Clough:
The Incrediblings. A horror movie, in which Stephen King tries to top himself.
That's the very opposite of a horror movie.
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jacobsen
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Brokeback Mountaining
Near death experiences in the Himalayas.
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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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ArachnidinElmet
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The Avengers: Ageing of Ultron
World domination by Artificial Intelligence foiled by the appearance of wrinkles.
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'If a pleasant, straight-forward life is not possible then one must try to wriggle through by subtle manoeuvres' - Kafka
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Pigwidgeon
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Inning or Out - a movie with Kevin Kline as a gay (or not) baseball player.
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~Tortuf
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Hedgehog
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The Shadowing of the Thin Man: Nick & Nora have somebody tailing them!
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"We must regain the conviction that we need one another, that we have a shared responsibility for others and the world, and that being good and decent are worth it."--Pope Francis, Laudato Si'
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Baptist Trainfan
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The Lord of the Ringings - exciting tale about an ambitious campanologist who wants to be the greatest Tower Captain in the universe, and will stop at nothing to achieve his aim.
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
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Howard's Ending An in-depth look at the apostrophe.
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Milking - An heroic tale of a dairy cow who is elected to the San Francisco Board of Supervisors from the Castro district.
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
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Our Mutual Friending. A gentle story of a romance that blossomed via FaceBook.
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Sandemaniac
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quote:
Originally posted by Baptist Trainfan:
The Lord of the Ringings - exciting tale about an ambitious campanologist who wants to be the greatest Tower Captain in the universe, and will stop at nothing to achieve his aim.
![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
(if you want a more appropriate analysis, please wait until I sober up!)
AG
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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Teahouse of the August Mooning -- Residents of Okinawa let their Allied victors know exactly what they think about their plans to Westernize the place.
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Meike
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Effing Briest – The young female protagonist uses socially unacceptable swear words and tragedy runs its course.
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Dafyd
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A Song of Ice and Firing - the tale of power struggles and murder in a pottery factory in northern of Norway.
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Nenya
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The Lion The Witch and the Wardrobing - a motley crew of characters undergoes a style makeover.
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Albertus
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The Mooning is Downing : the authorities at Cambridge identify the college boat club whose members dropped their trousers at the Vice-Chancellor.
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jacobsen
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Casa Blanca-ing
The art and science of whitewashing through the ages.
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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Nenya
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Beauty and the Beasting - former Miss Universe contestant joins the armed forces.
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jacobsen
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Arms and the Manning
Bernard
gets close to as many TV lovelies as he possibly can
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Nenya
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Who Framed Roger Rabbitting - convicted poacher Roger sets out to discover who dobbed him in.
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They told me I was delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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The Breakfast Clubbing -- a group of early morning diners are viciously attacked.
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jacobsen
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Goldilocks and the three bearings
A post feminist tale of the first female engineer to qualify in the land behind the seven hills.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Dafyd
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The Horse and His Boing - how Narnia took up trampolines.
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Pia
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Dante's Divining Comedy : The hilarious tale of one man's search for underground water, aided and abetted by straight-man, Virgil.
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jacobsen
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The adventures of Huckleberry Finning
Huck gets into heavy locomotion
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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mousethief
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The Jerking - Steve Martin goes to Jamaica to learn how to marinate chicken.
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mousethief
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Originally posted by Dafyd:
The Horse and His Boing - how Narnia took up trampolines.
Not to be confused with The Horse and His Bong, in which Bree decides it's just too much bother to leave Calormen, and besides, this is some good alfalfa, dude.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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The Rocky Horror Picture Showing -- a costume party (fancy dress ball) held every Saturday at midnight.
[ 06. June 2015, 21:22: Message edited by: Amanda B. Reckondwythe ]
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jacobsen
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Blacking Beauty
The Horsegate revelations - he was actually a Palomino.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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MSHB
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Witnessing
A group of Amish decide to convert the "English".
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Pia
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Ironing Man : Instructional video on how to keep metal outer-wear looking neat.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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The Secret Gardening
What m'lord gets up to when the staff have all gone to bed! Is he burying bodies out there?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Nenya
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Adam Beding - on how men who are poor spellers are often gifted at making jewellery.
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jacobsen
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Middle Marching
The rookies' guide to level two military twostep. Look out for Volume 2, Power Marching due out in November 2015
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Driving Missing Daisy
The prize-winning horticulturalist traverses the town looking for her stolen potted plant, only to find it was in the trunk (boot) all along.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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The Fathering of the Bride
XXX-rated! Not suitable for younger viewers.
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Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Heavenly Anarchist
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Harrying Potter and the Ordering of the Phoenix - a film about a young magician still waiting for his exotic luncheon.
Harry Pottering and The Philosopher's Stoning - a young magician is sauntering around minding his own business when he unwittingly discover's his new Lecturer in Reason smoking cannabis.
(Apologies, I didn't notice the 2 previous potters, though mine are slightly different)
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Dog Activity Monitor
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Schroedinger's cat
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Pulping fiction a surreal remake of Fahrenheit 451.
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Lord may all my hard times be healing times
take out this broken heart and renew my mind.
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Heavenly Anarchist
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Damn, I meant Harrying Potter to be an impatient clay artist! ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
My 10 year old has suggested Flashing Gordon - presumably that would be Panorama exclusive about a former prime minister getting arrested for indecent exposure.
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Heavenly Anarchist
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Fasting and Furious - an investigatory documentary about how the 5:2 diet causes road rage.
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Dog Activity Monitor
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mousethief
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The Lion Kinging
Draughts tournaments of the African savannah.
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jacobsen
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Outing of Africa
We knew all that religious homophobia was crap.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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