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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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There once was a young legionnaire
who had a date with a girl from Bel Air
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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They went dancing and dining
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Sir Kevin
Ship's Gaffer
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Till the sun started shining
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If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Writing is currently my hobby, not yet my profession.
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Sipech
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And for each other, forever, did care
There once was a tax man named Alan
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L'organist
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Who'd a secret hankering to be Batman
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Rara temporum felicitate ubi sentire quae velis et quae sentias dicere licet
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pjl
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But when donned in his cape
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Piglet
Islander
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he thought it a jape
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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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As it made "Batman" rhyme with "Alan."
A silly old scrivener named Bob
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Sir Kevin
Ship's Gaffer
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was known as an 'orrible slob!
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If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Writing is currently my hobby, not yet my profession.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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he never washed dishes
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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The5thMary
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And slept in bed with dead fishes
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God gave me my face but She let me pick my nose.
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pjl
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And abluted with corn on the cob
At Wimbledon a Brit called Andy
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Sir Kevin
Ship's Gaffer
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Found a girl who was rather randy,
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If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Writing is currently my hobby, not yet my profession.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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but being a gent
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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He kept to his tent
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Reading the sayings of Gandhi.
There once was a lass from Grasmere
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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pjl
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That won the 'rear of the year'
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Stetson
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Her parents were proud
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Raptor Eye
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She stood out from the crowd
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Stetson
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'Twas a grand derriere without peer.
Said Nessie, while swimming the Loch...
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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"I'd fancy a tune by old Bach."
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Stetson
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"But I can't go aground"
[ 29. June 2014, 09:42: Message edited by: Stetson ]
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Pewter
Apprentice
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"I'll keep Haydn down here 'round the clock"
I said to my local Barista
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Tree Bee
Ship's tiller girl
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Keep doing that, you'll get a blister,
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"Any fool can make something complicated. It takes a genius to make it simple."
— Woody Guthrie
http://saysaysay54.wordpress.com
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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he laughed in my face
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Raptor Eye
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And sprayed me with mace
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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That's no way to treat your own sister!
A retired old lady from Gwent
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Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Raptor Eye
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Went to live in an old army tent
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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Where to her great surprise
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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pjl
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Had to share with two guys
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L'organist
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And which brought her deep, lasting content.
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Rara temporum felicitate ubi sentire quae velis et quae sentias dicere licet
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L'organist
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Ooops!
A juvenile lout from Skegness
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Rara temporum felicitate ubi sentire quae velis et quae sentias dicere licet
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Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
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Was over sure of his football prowess
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All political thinking for years past has been vitiated in the same way. People can foresee the future only when it coincides with their own wishes, and the most grossly obvious facts can be ignored when they are unwelcome. George Orwell
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jrw
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He played in bare feet
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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and his feet got quite beat
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Oscar the Grouch
Adopted Cascadian
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His toes were a hell of a mess.
There once was a lady of Spain,
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Faradiu, dundeibáwa weyu lárigi weyu
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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whose lumbago gave her a pain
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Stetson
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So a hunky masseur
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I have the power...Lucifer is lord!
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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who called himself Fleur
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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Recommended she walk with a cane.
A feisty old geezer named Fred
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Stetson
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Took his son-in-law out to the shed.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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and shipped him to Vizag
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jrw
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but when he arrived he was dead
A man reincarnated as a tiger
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The5thMary
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swam lazily down the Niger.
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God gave me my face but She let me pick my nose.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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He mostly dog-paddled
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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pjl
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And occasionally straddled
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Piglet
Islander
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... the globe, as he landed in Riga.
It's July, and the sun shineth hotly
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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music
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Stetson
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over nations both purebred and motley.
[ 01. July 2014, 15:40: Message edited by: Stetson ]
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I have the power...Lucifer is lord!
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