Thread closed      Thread closed My profile login | | Directory | Search | FAQs | Board home   Printer-friendly view   » Ship of Fools   »   » Oblivion   » The Shiny New Limericks Thread (Page 20) Email this page to a friend or enemy.   Pages in this thread: 1  2  3  ...  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  ...  66  67  68    Source: (consider it) Thread: The Shiny New Limericks Thread jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                     Are we talking bosh? -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Mamacita Lakefront liberal # 3659 Posted                     Alas! My mobile has died Perhaps it shouldn't be fried Or put in the wash Are we talking bosh? Aha - it's the charger I've spied! There's a crack in the sidewalk ahead -------------------- Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it. Posts: 20761 | From: where the purple line ends | Registered: Dec 2002  |  IP: Logged Stetson Shipmate # 9597 Posted                    If I step on it, mother is dead. -------------------- I have the power...Lucifer is lord! Posts: 6574 | From: back and forth between bible belts | Registered: Jun 2005  |  IP: Logged QLib Bad Example # 43 Posted                     Consumed by a bear -------------------- Tradition is the handing down of the flame, not the worship of the ashes Gustav Mahler. Posts: 8913 | From: Page 28 | Registered: May 2001  |  IP: Logged pjl Shipmate # 16929 Posted                     But did not compare Posts: 576 | From: england | Registered: Feb 2012  |  IP: Logged Stetson Shipmate # 9597 Posted                    To my uncle, who melted in bed. "Avast!!" said a pirate asea Posts: 6574 | From: back and forth between bible belts | Registered: Jun 2005  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                     There's a sea monster waiting for me. -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Raptor Eye Shipmate # 16649 Posted                    But I ain't afraid -------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10 Posts: 4359 | From: The United Kingdom | Registered: Sep 2011  |  IP: Logged QLib Bad Example # 43 Posted                     With my trusty blade -------------------- Tradition is the handing down of the flame, not the worship of the ashes Gustav Mahler. Posts: 8913 | From: Page 28 | Registered: May 2001  |  IP: Logged Mamacita Lakefront liberal # 3659 Posted                     I'll destroy him in time for my tea. 'Twas Day Thirty-Nine on Noah's Ark -------------------- Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it. Posts: 20761 | From: where the purple line ends | Registered: Dec 2002  |  IP: Logged jrw Shipmate # 18045 Posted                    when the two dogs both started to bark Posts: 522 | Registered: Mar 2014  |  IP: Logged Amanda B. Reckondwythe Dressed for Church # 5521 Posted                    For they had a strong hankering -------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr. Posts: 10542 | From: The Great Southwest | Registered: Feb 2004  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                     Before the ark's anchoring -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Raptor Eye Shipmate # 16649 Posted                    To go for a romp in the park. A long-necked young turtle called Jude -------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10 Posts: 4359 | From: The United Kingdom | Registered: Sep 2011  |  IP: Logged Welease Woderwick Sister Incubus Nightmare # 10424 Posted                     did something that many thought rude -------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand? Posts: 48139 | From: 1st on the right, straight on 'til morning | Registered: Sep 2005  |  IP: Logged QLib Bad Example # 43 Posted                     The birds and the bees -------------------- Tradition is the handing down of the flame, not the worship of the ashes Gustav Mahler. Posts: 8913 | From: Page 28 | Registered: May 2001  |  IP: Logged pjl Shipmate # 16929 Posted                     Got down on their knees Posts: 576 | From: england | Registered: Feb 2012  |  IP: Logged QLib Bad Example # 43 Posted                     And gave thanks for Jude the Rude Dude. This board is approaching its end -------------------- Tradition is the handing down of the flame, not the worship of the ashes Gustav Mahler. Posts: 8913 | From: Page 28 | Registered: May 2001  |  IP: Logged Raptor Eye Shipmate # 16649 Posted                    Before it drives us all round the bend -------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10 Posts: 4359 | From: The United Kingdom | Registered: Sep 2011  |  IP: Logged Piglet Islander # 11803 Posted                     We'll say, "Farewell, goodbye!" -------------------- I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander. alto n a soprano who can read music Posts: 20272 | From: Fredericton, NB, on a rather larger piece of rock | Registered: Sep 2006  |  IP: Logged pjl Shipmate # 16929 Posted                     And give a quiet sigh Posts: 576 | From: england | Registered: Feb 2012  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                     My hanky to all I would lend. But this thread is not moribund -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged QLib Bad Example # 43 Posted                     It seems very fit and fecund -------------------- Tradition is the handing down of the flame, not the worship of the ashes Gustav Mahler. Posts: 8913 | From: Page 28 | Registered: May 2001  |  IP: Logged Welease Woderwick Sister Incubus Nightmare # 10424 Posted                     so back whence it came -------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand? Posts: 48139 | From: 1st on the right, straight on 'til morning | Registered: Sep 2005  |  IP: Logged Penny S Shipmate # 14768 Posted                    But that would be a shame Posts: 5833 | Registered: May 2009  |  IP: Logged Sipech Shipmate # 16870 Posted                       Just like an unused cummerbund. One day, whilst preparing for Greenbelt -------------------- I try to be self-deprecating; I'm just not very good at it. Twitter: http://twitter.com/TheAlethiophile Posts: 3791 | From: On the corporate ladder | Registered: Jan 2012  |  IP: Logged Raptor Eye Shipmate # 16649 Posted                    I saw something to make my heart melt: -------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10 Posts: 4359 | From: The United Kingdom | Registered: Sep 2011  |  IP: Logged QLib Bad Example # 43 Posted                     A bunch of shipmates -------------------- Tradition is the handing down of the flame, not the worship of the ashes Gustav Mahler. Posts: 8913 | From: Page 28 | Registered: May 2001  |  IP: Logged Piglet Islander # 11803 Posted                     with cups, spoons and plates -------------------- I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander. alto n a soprano who can read music Posts: 20272 | From: Fredericton, NB, on a rather larger piece of rock | Registered: Sep 2006  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                     And their loave which were mostly of spelt.* *akind of ancient flour of corn. 'Tis not yet the very last day! -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Raptor Eye Shipmate # 16649 Posted                    There's still time to come here and play, -------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10 Posts: 4359 | From: The United Kingdom | Registered: Sep 2011  |  IP: Logged rolyn Shipmate # 16840 Posted                 But keep a wary lookout -------------------- Change is the only certainty of existence Posts: 3206 | From: U.K. | Registered: Dec 2011  |  IP: Logged jrw Shipmate # 18045 Posted                    Something scary's about Posts: 522 | Registered: Mar 2014  |  IP: Logged Mamacita Lakefront liberal # 3659 Posted                     So while the sun shines, let's make hay! So let's hail Poetry, that heav'n-born maid * *Apologies to G&S -------------------- Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it. Posts: 20761 | From: where the purple line ends | Registered: Dec 2002  |  IP: Logged pjl Shipmate # 16929 Posted                     Now our anchor is safely weighed Posts: 576 | From: england | Registered: Feb 2012  |  IP: Logged Welease Woderwick Sister Incubus Nightmare # 10424 Posted                     we'll rhyme and we'll scan -------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand? Posts: 48139 | From: 1st on the right, straight on 'til morning | Registered: Sep 2005  |  IP: Logged Penny S Shipmate # 14768 Posted                    The best that we can Posts: 5833 | Registered: May 2009  |  IP: Logged Raptor Eye Shipmate # 16649 Posted                    In the Circus, where it's usually played. There was once a large puppet called Charmless -------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10 Posts: 4359 | From: The United Kingdom | Registered: Sep 2011  |  IP: Logged rolyn Shipmate # 16840 Posted                 Who, despite his size, was quite harmless -------------------- Change is the only certainty of existence Posts: 3206 | From: U.K. | Registered: Dec 2011  |  IP: Logged Penny S Shipmate # 14768 Posted                    But his strings became tangled Posts: 5833 | Registered: May 2009  |  IP: Logged Welease Woderwick Sister Incubus Nightmare # 10424 Posted                     and his speech was all mangled -------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand? Posts: 48139 | From: 1st on the right, straight on 'til morning | Registered: Sep 2005  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                     And his hands with the wear were quite palmless. The nights are now drawing in -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Nenya Shipmate # 16427 Posted                    And I wonder, would it be a sin -------------------- They told me I was delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn. Posts: 1289 | Registered: May 2011  |  IP: Logged Sipech Shipmate # 16870 Posted                       To turn on the heating -------------------- I try to be self-deprecating; I'm just not very good at it. Twitter: http://twitter.com/TheAlethiophile Posts: 3791 | From: On the corporate ladder | Registered: Jan 2012  |  IP: Logged Welease Woderwick Sister Incubus Nightmare # 10424 Posted                     before Quaker Meeting -------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand? Posts: 48139 | From: 1st on the right, straight on 'til morning | Registered: Sep 2005  |  IP: Logged Mamacita Lakefront liberal # 3659 Posted                     And pour them a wee sip of GIN? And here, it is hot, damp, and stormy -------------------- Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it. Posts: 20761 | From: where the purple line ends | Registered: Dec 2002  |  IP: Logged Chesterbelloc Tremendous trifler # 3128 Posted                     The Ship's biscuits are mouldy and wormy -------------------- "[A] moral, intellectual, and social step below Mudfrog." Posts: 4199 | From: Athens Borealis | Registered: Aug 2002  |  IP: Logged jrw Shipmate # 18045 Posted                    so to dunk in our drink Posts: 522 | Registered: Mar 2014  |  IP: Logged Mamacita Lakefront liberal # 3659 Posted                     We rinse it first in the sink -------------------- Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it. Posts: 20761 | From: where the purple line ends | Registered: Dec 2002  |  IP: Logged Sipech Shipmate # 16870 Posted                       And pass the strange taste off as gourmet. There once was a plumber from Norwich -------------------- I try to be self-deprecating; I'm just not very good at it. 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