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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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so my back was horribly bent!
Whilst swimming one day down the Rhine
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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pjl
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Doing the breaststroke with my cute fraulein
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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intoned on a gong
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Stetson
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drowned a legion of demonized swine.
I think that my doctor's a quack.
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I have the power...Lucifer is lord!
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Golden Key
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While constantly munching a snack,
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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jrw
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then he calls the police
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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and offered to sell them some Crack!
In Dundee one cold winter's eve
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Nenya
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I was wiping my nose on my sleeve
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They told me I was delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn.
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L'organist
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Being pretty uncouth
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Rara temporum felicitate ubi sentire quae velis et quae sentias dicere licet
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Cara
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when I did things you wouldn't believe!
When making my cocoa one night
[ 05. September 2014, 20:31: Message edited by: Cara ]
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Pondering.
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pjl
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And munching on my egg white
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Cameron PM
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My roofing gave out
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Your call.
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The5thMary
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and I started to shout
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God gave me my face but She let me pick my nose.
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Raptor Eye
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Eggy plastery cocoa don't taste right!
One miserable wintery Sunday
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Cameron PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Raptor Eye:
Eggy plastery cocoa don't taste right!
One miserable wintery Sunday
I thought I'd make it a rum-day,
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Your call.
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The5thMary
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and I had to pass gas
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God gave me my face but She let me pick my nose.
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Sipech
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Propelling myself to Burundi!
I once met a tiger from Whipsnade
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I try to be self-deprecating; I'm just not very good at it.
Twitter: http://twitter.com/TheAlethiophile
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pjl
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Who asked me to join his crusade
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Raptor Eye
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I looked into his mouth
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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from both north and south
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Cara
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But my fears were in no way allayed.
There once was a man from Kashmir
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Pondering.
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Albertus
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Who washed all his clothing in beer
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My beard is a testament to my masculinity and virility, and demonstrates that I am a real man. Trouble is, bits of quiche sometimes get caught in it.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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then dried it outside
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jrw
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but however he tried
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Penny S
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The hop scent would not disappear.
A committee that met deep in Kent
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L'organist
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Was obliged to make use of a tent
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Rara temporum felicitate ubi sentire quae velis et quae sentias dicere licet
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pjl
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They fired up the primus stove
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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crushed some garlic, a clove
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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L'organist
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And made curry that looked like cement.
A degenerate young blade from Kirkcudbright
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Rara temporum felicitate ubi sentire quae velis et quae sentias dicere licet
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Albertus
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Wore a suit in Burnt Peach and Crushed Blueberry
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My beard is a testament to my masculinity and virility, and demonstrates that I am a real man. Trouble is, bits of quiche sometimes get caught in it.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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with a tie in cerise
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Raptor Eye
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And bells on his knees
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Penny S
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His neighbours all thought him a doobry.
The pianist on stage at the Proms
[ 12. September 2014, 19:11: Message edited by: Penny S ]
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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wore a hat with several pom-poms
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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But it fell on the keys
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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L'organist
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Which caused him to sneeze
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Rara temporum felicitate ubi sentire quae velis et quae sentias dicere licet
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ArachnidinElmet
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With a sound like two 2-tonne bombs.
There once was a kitten from York
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'If a pleasant, straight-forward life is not possible then one must try to wriggle through by subtle manoeuvres' - Kafka
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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Who ate apple pie with a fork.
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Albertus
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That's not easy, with paws
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My beard is a testament to my masculinity and virility, and demonstrates that I am a real man. Trouble is, bits of quiche sometimes get caught in it.
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Stetson
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For it breaks Newton's laws
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I have the power...Lucifer is lord!
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jrw
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but such is life when you can't talk
I had no milk for my rice crispies
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Raptor Eye
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It might have been taken by 'Piskies'!
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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ArachnidinElmet
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take food straight from the shelves
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'If a pleasant, straight-forward life is not possible then one must try to wriggle through by subtle manoeuvres' - Kafka
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Nenya
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How those pesky elves like to take riskies!
Tomorrow it's Monday again
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They told me I was delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn.
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