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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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and I, eager to please
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Raptor Eye
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Took a photo, despite feeling silly.
While walking alone in the woods
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Alicïa
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I discovered some lost neighbourhoods
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"The tendency to turn human judgments into divine commands makes religion one of the most dangerous forces in the world." Georgia Elma Harkness
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Golden Key
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On each alley fence
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Alicïa
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I found 50 pence
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"The tendency to turn human judgments into divine commands makes religion one of the most dangerous forces in the world." Georgia Elma Harkness
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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and random once-stolen goods.
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My honeymoon, once scheduled for Nice
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Raptor Eye
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Was a wet weekend spent in Dumfries
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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my wife at the time
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Raptor Eye
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liked to act out in mime
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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the way she fried everything in grease!
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Whilst boating one day on the Thames
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Alicïa
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Fiona looked out through her lens
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"The tendency to turn human judgments into divine commands makes religion one of the most dangerous forces in the world." Georgia Elma Harkness
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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she was punched in both eyes
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Piglet
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and landed face-down in the Fens.
While tramping one day up Ben Nevis
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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music
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pjl
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Fell into a rather deep crevice
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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caused a police raid
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Sipech
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Which was heard as far south as old Venice.
There once was a woman from Derry
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I try to be self-deprecating; I'm just not very good at it.
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Albertus
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Who got drunk on dry gin and sweet sherry
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Piglet
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falling over her feet
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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music
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L'organist
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And flattening a nice man called Terry.
There was an old troll from Stavanger
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Rara temporum felicitate ubi sentire quae velis et quae sentias dicere licet
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Raptor Eye
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Who took lessons to manage his anger
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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pjl
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But could not control his ire
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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so repeatedly set fire
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Sipech
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To his brother's collection of manga.
On a cold, sunny day in South Shields
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I frolicked in hoar-frosted fields
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I came to Jesus and I found in him my star, my sun.
And in that light of life I'll walk 'til travelling days are done
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pjl
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But during a gambol and romp
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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With bluster and pomp
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Piglet
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I flattened the whole harvest's yields.
While strolling the pavements of Peckham
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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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who was having a chat
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Raptor Eye
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Whoever stands in my way, I just deck 'em.
A silly young thing from Carlisle
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Pearl B4 Swine
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Took a trip sight-seeing the Nile.
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"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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On seeing the Dam
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Sipech
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And spent the rest of the day in denial.
I met an old man from Dunfermline.
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Penny S
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tangent - I thought that was coming! - /tangent
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Golden Key
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quote:
Originally posted by Sipech:
I met an old man from Dunfermline.
His walk was positively feline
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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He responded to cat-calls
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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by doing neat prat-falls
[ 11. October 2014, 01:28: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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But too close (alas) to the shoreline.
There was a young maiden from Oshkosh
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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who rarely partook of a wash
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Raptor Eye
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Her feet were so smelly
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Alicïa
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& sticky like jelly
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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But her clothes were really quite posh.
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Whilst paddling about at the beach
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Piglet
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I suddenly let out a screech
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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music
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Stetson
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When some babes in bikinis
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pjl
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plied me with many martinis
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