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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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then ran off, just out of reach!
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When painting my toenails bright green
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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I thought (Why? Don't ask!) of the Queen.
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Raptor Eye
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I donned an emerald ring
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Alicïa
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felt a strange urge to sing
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"The tendency to turn human judgments into divine commands makes religion one of the most dangerous forces in the world." Georgia Elma Harkness
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Stetson
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Too-ra-loo in the Palace canteen.
There was a young lady who only...
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jrw
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had eyes for one man, name of Tone Lee
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Piglet
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She fluttered her lashes
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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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waxed her moustaches
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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But ended up being quite lonely.
There was a young man from Pomona
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Who moved, in his youth, to Cremona
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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began feeling the cold
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Raptor Eye
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so he spent his old age in Verona.
There was a tsetse fly in Cape Town
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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whose emotions were sometimes quite down
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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ArachnidinElmet
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As he drank down some blood
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'If a pleasant, straight-forward life is not possible then one must try to wriggle through by subtle manoeuvres' - Kafka
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Piglet
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into which he fell, and did drown.
On Sunday we had Harvest Festival
[ 13. October 2014, 13:51: Message edited by: Piglet ]
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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
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Raptor Eye
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but the minister got stuck in the vestibule
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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Someone tugged on his cincture
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Penny S
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Which was less autumnal than aestival.
An architect building a shopping mall
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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went halves on the scheme with his pal
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Raptor Eye
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Where to put a tree
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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So they covered it all with a pall.
A lady who hailed from Azusa
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Raptor Eye
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Whose dresses should have been looser
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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so succumbed. The service was ECUSA.
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One day as I walked into town
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Oscar the Grouch
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my shorts began to fall down
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Faradiu, dundeibáwa weyu lárigi weyu
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pjl
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But no prob, wearing my thong
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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I couldn't go wrong
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Sipech
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Since baring my buttocks I just couldn't frown
There once was a mystery worshipper
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Stetson
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Who wanted to make the church hipper.
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Uncle Pete
Loyaute me lie
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Without any socks
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Even more so than I was before
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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And drew a critique adverse to her.
There was an old man from Sheboygan
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Stetson
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Who held up a bank with a TOY gun.
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I have the power...Lucifer is lord!
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Raptor Eye
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The cashier fell about
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Uncle Pete
Loyaute me lie
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And crashed with a shout
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Even more so than I was before
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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I think she was a bit of a hoyden.
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A scorpion with venomous sting
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Raptor Eye
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Loved to wear plenty of bling
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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L'organist
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His rhinestone-decked tail
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Rara temporum felicitate ubi sentire quae velis et quae sentias dicere licet
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Sipech
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So with the spider he did have a fling.
There once was a spinster from Cornwall
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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Who moved to an isle with a storm wall.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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A hurricane came
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Raptor Eye
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and took off the dame
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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jrw
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and much else too, including a prawn stall
A woman turned into a mermaid
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Piglet
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with a fish-tail that wasn't by her made
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alto n a soprano who can read music
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