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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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they made it of silk
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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pjl
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And powdered milk
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Raptor Eye
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But it fell off during the police raid.
There once was a seagull called Joe
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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he was not much impressed
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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More than we ever could know.
A certain young lad from the boondocks
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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he carried them home
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Stetson
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And mailed 'em to Rome
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I have the power...Lucifer is lord!
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Sipech
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In a massively oversized box
There once was a plumber from Rio
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I try to be self-deprecating; I'm just not very good at it.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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Who exclaimed, "Grazie a Dio."
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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ArachnidinElmet
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and the rusted taps, locked
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'If a pleasant, straight-forward life is not possible then one must try to wriggle through by subtle manoeuvres' - Kafka
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Penny S
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So turn off the stopcock, con brio.
A person residing in Perth
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Stetson
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Sailed away and fell off of the earth.
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Oscar the Grouch
Adopted Cascadian
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She cried "I'm a fool!"
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Faradiu, dundeibáwa weyu lárigi weyu
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Raptor Eye
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and collapsed into uncontrolled mirth.
A man of a million disguises
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Pearl B4 Swine
Ship's Oyster-Shucker
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Desired to see Yellowstone's geysers.
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"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)
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pjl
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But he stood too close
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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which caused uncomfortable seizures!
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When shopping one day in the town
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Pearl B4 Swine
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I noticed a beautiful gown!
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Oinkster
"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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peach, purple, pink, red
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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But not suited for bed
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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so I don't wear it when lying down.
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One day the Vicar of Bray
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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itsarumdo
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brought a cat, in an urn, on a tray.
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"Iti sapis potanda tinone" Lycophron
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Pearl B4 Swine
Ship's Oyster-Shucker
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The big bell was tolled,
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Oinkster
"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)
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pjl
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And feeling rather bold
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Raptor Eye
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A mouse ran out, but soon became prey.
An elephant went to Peru
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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jrw
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To help his friend escape from a zoo
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plug plug
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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But not knowing Spanish
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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and being quite clannish
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Sipech
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He asked "Is that a zazoo?"
There once was a granny from Trondheim
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I try to be self-deprecating; I'm just not very good at it.
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Raptor Eye
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Who thought a bath with bubbles was sublime
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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As she hopped in the tub
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Stetson
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on a stage, in a pub
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Piglet
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and sang a number by Sondheim.
The winter is slowly approaching
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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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As we gather our eggs for poaching.
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Raptor Eye
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So stay in for some cookery coaching.
Once a giant with terrible breath
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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so bad he could breathe you to death
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
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Said "I H ![[Mad]](angryfire.gif) ope you don't mind,
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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Oscar the Grouch
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but I speak as I find
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Faradiu, dundeibáwa weyu lárigi weyu
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Penny S
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So forgive me for naming Macbeth.
A skateboarder hailing from Leith
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Golden Key
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with little gold wheels on her teeth
(I'm guessing at the pronunciation of "Leith".)
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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sped past, arms aloft
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Pearl B4 Swine
Ship's Oyster-Shucker
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<,> Hit a pot-hole and coughed
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