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jrw
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but her skateboard was all she bequeathed
A man lost his glasses at the border
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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And saw much less than he ought'er.
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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He squinted and stumbled
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Oscar the Grouch
Adopted Cascadian
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and pathetically mumbled
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Faradiu, dundeibáwa weyu lárigi weyu
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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But married the border guard's daughter.
While taking a tour of the Zócalo
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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spork
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I decided to learn the picolo
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God only made one of me, most people agree this is a good thing
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Oscar the Grouch
Adopted Cascadian
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I blew very hard
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Faradiu, dundeibáwa weyu lárigi weyu
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Piglet
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and frightened the guard
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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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who went back to being a gigolo!
* * * *
One day as I entered St Paul's
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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spork
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I saw six nuns involved in two brawls
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God only made one of me, most people agree this is a good thing
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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a novice I knew
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Golden Key
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dressed smart in J. Crew
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Stetson
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got psnicked, and soiled her shawls.
(Continuing the theme...)
At the Crystal Cathedral(Orange County)
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Mamacita
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I saw a Canadian Mountie
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Raptor Eye
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He had misplaced his horse
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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And wandered off-course
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Golden Key
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And enlisted onto the Bounty .
A wandering monk from Nepal
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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at sea survived a short squall
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Oscar the Grouch
Adopted Cascadian
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The wind it did blow
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Faradiu, dundeibáwa weyu lárigi weyu
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Piglet
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his ship, to and fro
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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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But he wrapped himself up in a shawl.
They say the young men in the tropics
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
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All despise piscatorial topics.
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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but a fondness for shrimp
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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spork
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His long flowing hair did crimp
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God only made one of me, most people agree this is a good thing
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Raptor Eye
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And netted all manner of exotics.
A policeman assigned to the traffic
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Stetson
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Like a Ford and a Kia
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spork
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Drunkenly singing Mamma Mia
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God only made one of me, most people agree this is a good thing
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Stetson
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In tones so enticingly sapphic!
Said Mendel while studying peas...
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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"Oh, bother those chaps with degrees!"
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spork
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They usually walk out in threees
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God only made one of me, most people agree this is a good thing
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Golden Key
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(Skipping Spork's post, due to rhyme scheme.)
"They sit on their butts
[ 03. November 2014, 21:53: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
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Then stroll back to Gonville and Caius.
It was gloomy and wet and a Tuesday
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Raptor Eye
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So I decided it was a new shoes day
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
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The pair that I have
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Oscar the Grouch
Adopted Cascadian
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Make me look like a chav
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Faradiu, dundeibáwa weyu lárigi weyu
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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Like I simply did not have a clues-day.
So I wandered out into the town
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Oscar the Grouch
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I then caught a bus
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Faradiu, dundeibáwa weyu lárigi weyu
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Golden Key
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was photographed thus
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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ArachnidinElmet
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and felt like a bit of a clown.
As the Mummy rose from the tomb
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'If a pleasant, straight-forward life is not possible then one must try to wriggle through by subtle manoeuvres' - Kafka
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Golden Key
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because there was not enough room,
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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spork
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To do her ablutions
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God only made one of me, most people agree this is a good thing
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Raptor Eye
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She brushed herself down with a broom.
The budgie who sat on a cat
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Piglet
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His bravado, misplaced
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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
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Crumbled when faced
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Oscar the Grouch
Adopted Cascadian
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with the tiger that was sat on the mat.
Whilst walking one day in the woods
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Faradiu, dundeibáwa weyu lárigi weyu
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