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Thread: The Shiny New Limericks Thread
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Oscar the Grouch
Adopted Cascadian
# 1916
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The sparrows are nesting
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Faradiu, dundeibáwa weyu lárigi weyu
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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
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for page change clarity:
It seems that this spring may have sprung
Though nary a robin has sung
The sparrows are nesting
and folks are protesting
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Porridge
Shipmate
# 15405
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Posted
That snowmelt from socks must be wrung.
Whene'er a bus passes my corner
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Oscar the Grouch
Adopted Cascadian
# 1916
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Me mum demands that I warn 'er.
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Faradiu, dundeibáwa weyu lárigi weyu
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Sipech
Shipmate
# 16870
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She's scared of the 20
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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But at Starbucks a "venti"
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
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Was frequently seen to adorn 'er.
A cruise captain once planked his Purser
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
# 5521
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And hired on one who was worser.
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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He was always so drunk
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
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That he peed in his bunk
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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Porridge
Shipmate
# 15405
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And the Purser turned into a curser.
A pirate, determined to pillage
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Spiggott: Everything I've ever told you is a lie, including that.
Moon: Including what?
Spiggott: That everything I've ever told you is a lie.
Moon: That's not true!
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
# 10424
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happened on a Samurai village
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
# 10635
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and found that his belly
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
# 5521
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If empty of jelly
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Porridge
Shipmate
# 15405
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Gurgled with bilgewater spillage.
An orange, left out in a blizzard,
[ 14. March 2015, 21:21: Message edited by: Porridge ]
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Spiggott: Everything I've ever told you is a lie, including that.
Moon: Including what?
Spiggott: That everything I've ever told you is a lie.
Moon: That's not true!
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The5thMary
Shipmate
# 12953
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turned to a acidic ball of ice in my gizzard!
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God gave me my face but She let me pick my nose.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
# 10424
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but help was at hand
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Raptor Eye
Shipmate
# 16649
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From the Grimsby Brass Band
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Sipech
Shipmate
# 16870
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Who gave a miraculous lizard.
I once met a man from St David's
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I try to be self-deprecating; I'm just not very good at it.
Twitter: http://twitter.com/TheAlethiophile
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
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Who had a bad cold. "Oh, behave! Id's
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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Stetson
Shipmate
# 9597
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...need to be thwarted
[ 15. March 2015, 19:29: Message edited by: Stetson ]
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jrw
Shipmate
# 18045
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and bad apples noughted
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
# 5521
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'Twill be quite sufficient to save 'id.
In churchmanship I'm Anglo-Catholic.
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Stetson
Shipmate
# 9597
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And for film, it's Hugh Grant and Ben Affleck.
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Raptor Eye
Shipmate
# 16649
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So when I'm downhearted
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
# 5521
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I dress up all tarted
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
# 10635
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And no-one knows I'm psychopathlic.
I've sex daily. I mean I've dyslexia
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
# 5521
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And my ex-poppa has apoplexia.
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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The5thMary
Shipmate
# 12953
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Though the condition is strange
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God gave me my face but She let me pick my nose.
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
# 10635
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My poor dog has the mange
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
# 5521
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When he barks, I think crabs, or dyspepsia.
A certain old woman from Syracuse
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
# 10635
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bought a round-the-world trip from "Wire-a-Cruise"
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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Piglet
Islander
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She sailed into the blue
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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music
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Golden Key
Shipmate
# 1468
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Wildly waving adieu
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
# 10635
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But next month she was back in the gyro queues...*
[*Wherein redundant Brits used to collect the dole]
The Lord of the manor of Pickering
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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jrw
Shipmate
# 18045
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got sick of his tv flickering
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Golden Key
Shipmate
# 1468
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He was addicted to "Downton"
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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But drowned in a fountain
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
# 10635
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Which set all his peasants a-snickering.
To switch on a TV these days
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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Piglet
Islander
# 11803
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you're unlikely to hear Songs of Praise
[ 22. March 2015, 00:12: Message edited by: Piglet ]
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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music
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The5thMary
Shipmate
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and soon you'll be swishing
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God gave me my face but She let me pick my nose.
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jrw
Shipmate
# 18045
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the curtains, to sleep until May.
When the summer is finally here
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Piglet
Islander
# 11803
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we'll stand up and emit a great cheer
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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music
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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
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which then starts the complaining
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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from Midsummer to the New Year.
A certain young rascal from Bonn
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
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Got involved in a financial con
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Sipech
Shipmate
# 16870
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Caught teeming & lading
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
# 10635
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He denied it's degrading
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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