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jacobsen
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Discussion was frank
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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[Drat the surprise new page]
At the Council of Chalcedon
Some things were said that were needin'.
Discussion was frank
All the way to the bank
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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jrw
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as the goldfish would always need feeding
A Roman soldier walked into Asda
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jacobsen
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Having travelled thus far in his Mazda ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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jacobsen
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The guy stuck his neck out
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Raptor Eye
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And asked her to work a bit faster.
A ginger cat walked into a bar
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Kwesi
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And got it chopped off with a panga.
Anopheles, the famous Ashanti general,
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Kwesi
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........sorry, I withdraw!
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Kwesi
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A ginger cat walked into a bar
And ordered a tot of cold tar
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jacobsen
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With which to anoint
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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A cutie blue point
[ 14. May 2015, 10:36: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
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Belonging to Hedy Lamarr.
My head of department's a clot
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Kwesi
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A genius of admin he's not
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Golden Key
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He forgot our checks
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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jacobsen
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While petty cash adds to his pot.
Now spring is the time I adore
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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But summer I really deplore!
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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jacobsen
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And autumn's just damp
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Kwesi
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While winter's so camp
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pjl
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My kingdom for only a groat
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jacobsen
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In fact, 'twas a horse
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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And he spake it, of course,
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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pimple
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In the pub, with a very sore throat.
Now that bishops are better informed
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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jacobsen
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There only remains
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Kwesi
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The cleansing of stains
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Welease Woderwick
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before the Church Rampant is stormed!
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When dining out one Saturday night
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
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Between sheriff and thief
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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But was given much grief
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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jrw
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as my dinner suit was much too tight
I made my way back to McDonalds
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jacobsen
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To be served by a couple - both Ronalds
(Good luck, all who follow here)
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Kwesi
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It wasn't the service
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jacobsen
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Which made me so nervice
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Meike
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But the Burger King paper coronals.
At the airport security check-in
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“A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol” ― Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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Stetson
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A guard and a pilot were neckin'.
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Kwesi
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But 'twas not the lipstick
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jacobsen
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Nor even the dipstick
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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pimple
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That made the stuck pair call a tech in.
The infinite love of the Vicar
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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Kwesi
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Was more than enough for this sinner
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Welease Woderwick
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He loved me all night
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Meike
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I did not requite
[ 24. May 2015, 14:22: Message edited by: Meike ]
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“A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol” ― Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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jacobsen
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And kept him well outside my knicker.
To me, the geum Mrs. Bradshaw
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Kwesi
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Is a genus one cannot ignore
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jacobsen
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Her petals so bright
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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pjl
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And no sight of blight
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Raptor Eye
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It's a cottage garden plant to adore.
A parrot who spoke fluent French
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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jrw
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made a rude comment to Judi Dench
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