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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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he told the fine Dame
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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A parrot who spoke fluent French
Made a rude comment to Judi Dench.
He told the fine Dame:
"Sooth, Madam, 's a shame"
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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jacobsen
seeker
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Wherever you go, there's a stench."
The notable Dame then replied
[ 26. May 2015, 11:17: Message edited by: jacobsen ]
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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kingsfold
Shipmate
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"I'm afraid it cannot be denied
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Kwesi
Shipmate
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That my odour is noisome
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Raptor Eye
Shipmate
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But my acting is awesome
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Meike
Shipmate
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So shut up, silly bird, and be quiet.
There once was a pirate named Bess
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“A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol” ― Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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Oscar the Grouch
Adopted Cascadian
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Whose treasure was stored in her chest!
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Faradiu, dundeibáwa weyu lárigi weyu
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Kwesi
Shipmate
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It wasn't her aorta
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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
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that was why some men sought her
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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And dressmakers uttered, "God bless!"
A handsome young man from Detroit
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Kwesi
Shipmate
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At dancing was more than adroit
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Meike
Shipmate
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Like a fairy with clogs on
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“A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol” ― Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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jacobsen
seeker
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A bonfire with logs on
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
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a phoenix boid riz from the doit.
A speech therapist once (from the Bronx)
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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Had a patient whose plosives were honks.
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Meike
Shipmate
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His tectonic plates lecture
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“A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol” ― Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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Raptor Eye
Shipmate
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With the audience holding their conks.
A very small cat from Belize
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Ceesharp
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Ambitiously climbed up large trees
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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He rarely fell down
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Kwesi
Shipmate
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Though once bust his crown
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Meike
Shipmate
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That the Mayans to him did bequeath.
The start of asparagus season
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“A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol” ― Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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Meike
Shipmate
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That the Maya to him did bequeath.
The start of asparagus season
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“A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol” ― Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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Obeys neither rhyme nor reason.
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
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If you value your spine
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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jacobsen
seeker
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Yet on green things would dine
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Twilight
Puddleglum's sister
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Just learn to find spinach more pleasin'.
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Twilight
Puddleglum's sister
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There once was a cowgirl from Texas
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Ceesharp
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Who was punched hard in her solar plexus
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Kwesi
Shipmate
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But her pain was as nought
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Meike
Shipmate
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Thanks for morphine, oh Lord!
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“A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol” ― Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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Twilight
Puddleglum's sister
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Then traded her horse for a Lexus.
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Kwesi
Shipmate
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Held etiquette to be somewhat yucky
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
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And "Aw,shucks!" she replied
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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Kwesi
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"Pommes Dauphinoise are not for the mucky."
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Kwesi
Shipmate
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Sepp Blatter, Godfather of FIFA
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jacobsen
seeker
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Reelected by those who don't see far
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Raptor Eye
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Kicked a ball in the yard
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Stetson
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toward a warden and guard
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jacobsen
seeker
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Sans excercise becomes ever beefiah.
To cricket, that sport without cheats
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Kwesi
Shipmate
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The angels are attracted in fleets
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pjl
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Even maidens are bowled over
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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When Kent plays at Dover
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Twilight
Puddleglum's sister
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If the white cliffs are too near the seats.
Their once was a housewife from Macon
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Raptor Eye
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Who had no idea how to cook bacon
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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Should she fry, broil or bake?
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Meike
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Tough decision to make
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“A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol” ― Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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