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Thread: The Shiny New Limericks Thread
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jacobsen
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It's a suit she was barely awake on.
A whisky can invigorate
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
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the parts twixt the chin and the pate
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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but too much, of course,
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Kwesi
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Can cause deep remorse
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Twilight
Puddleglum's sister
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O'er deeds done while inebriate.
There once was a galloping gourmet
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Meike
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A guinea pig savoring horse hay
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“A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol” ― Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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jacobsen
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He squeaked, "'tis divine"
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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but perhaps the wrong wine
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Kwesi
Shipmate
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I'd select select bromide any day.
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Meike
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The first line is always the hardest
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“A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol” ― Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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jacobsen
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As birds would find concrete a hard nest.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Raptor Eye
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But it makes a good base
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Kwesi
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To advance an odd case
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jacobsen
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And resulting productions just are best.
Believe me, my doorstepping friend
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Kwesi
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Neither left nor right do I tend
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jacobsen
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My purpose won't serve, though native
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Raptor Eye
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Try my cousin, who lives 'round the bend.
A flying saucer which landed in Kent
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Brought Cumbrians right down from Dent
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
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Though coming to stare
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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pjl
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Nobody would dare
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Helen-Eva
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Object cause the bucks pay the rent.
It's Friday at last, thank the Lord
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I thought the radio 3 announcer said "Weber" but it turned out to be Webern. Story of my life.
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Kwesi
Shipmate
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Though the rats are no longer on board
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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they swam for the shore
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
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Till they could no more
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Helen-Eva
Shipmate
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And found they had landed abroad.
This weekend I plan to eat cake
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I thought the radio 3 announcer said "Weber" but it turned out to be Webern. Story of my life.
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Kwesi
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And anchovy pasta-bake
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jacobsen
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While pork pies to follow
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Stetson
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And, if brave, I will swallow
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I have the power...Lucifer is lord!
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Oscar the Grouch
Adopted Cascadian
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A purple and green deep-fried snake!
When the bells in the church start to ring
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Faradiu, dundeibáwa weyu lárigi weyu
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Stetson
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I whistle the theme from "The Sting"
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jacobsen
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So I dance in the street
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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jrw
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and that's why I got thrown out of Tring
One day I caught sight of a poster
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Piglet
Islander
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which offered for sale an old toaster
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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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one side at a time
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
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Both printed in rhyme
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Ceesharp
Shipmate
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A poster that boasts of a toaster.
I've been up all night with insomnia
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jacobsen
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So I finished my prayers with Per omnia...
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Kwesi
Shipmate
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It wasn't just time
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jacobsen
seeker
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Or even a crime
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Helen-Eva
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To read War and Peace - I love Sonya.
I picked an impossible rhyme
[ 08. June 2015, 16:00: Message edited by: Helen-Eva ]
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I thought the radio 3 announcer said "Weber" but it turned out to be Webern. Story of my life.
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ArachnidinElmet
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But try as I might
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'If a pleasant, straight-forward life is not possible then one must try to wriggle through by subtle manoeuvres' - Kafka
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jacobsen
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The rhyme fish won't bite
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Meike
Shipmate
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Now I have to eat prose meat with thyme.
I just had the weirdest dream
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“A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol” ― Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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ArachnidinElmet
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In which I ate mackerel and cream
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'If a pleasant, straight-forward life is not possible then one must try to wriggle through by subtle manoeuvres' - Kafka
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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And Welsh Rarebit on scones
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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jacobsen
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By threes and by ones
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
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why is food such a recurrent theme ?
It's sunny, but I'm stuck indoors
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- insert randomly chosen, potentially Deep and Meaningful™ song lyrics here -
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