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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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with a box of sweet petits fours
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
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Wobbers, dear, you'll get fat!
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Meike
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Look like Garfield the cat!
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“A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol” ― Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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and get a terrible ache in my jaws!
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As I rode on my bike on my own
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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right by the edge
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Meike
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Where the moaning myrtle had grown.
I could hardly bear the suspense
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“A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol” ― Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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I knew that the guys
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Kwesi
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Had promised their wives
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
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to be true. But there's truth and there's sense!
I've begun to feel queasy at lunch
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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ArachnidinElmet
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And couldn't eat when it came to the crunch
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Kwesi
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With my guts putrified
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jacobsen
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The effect of the fried
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Raptor Eye
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Bacon aroma packed too much punch.
A little boy who greased the park slide
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Kwesi
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Was irredeemably of the dark-side
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jacobsen
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He watched with a leer
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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ArachnidinElmet
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As the kids tried to steer
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'If a pleasant, straight-forward life is not possible then one must try to wriggle through by subtle manoeuvres' - Kafka
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jacobsen
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And mostly flew over the side.
Where's our summer - we've nothing but rain!
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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and the flooding's becoming a pain
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
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I'm knee-deep in mud
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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ArachnidinElmet
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And my umbrella's a dud
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'If a pleasant, straight-forward life is not possible then one must try to wriggle through by subtle manoeuvres' - Kafka
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jacobsen
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I'm praying for sunshine in vain.
To whom does this brolly belong?
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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jrw
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It is clear that it's been designed wrong
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plug plug
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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it seems that the spokes
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Kwesi
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Are aligned to poke blokes
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jacobsen
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This brolly's a folly in song.
At last - the weather is warm
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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So I'm off to climb the Great Orme
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Kwesi
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Compared with Cader Idris
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jacobsen
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It's a shame that the midge is in swarm.
Holidays looming - hurrah!
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Raptor Eye
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We've hired a spanking new car!
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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jacobsen
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My swimsuit is packed
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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as a matter of fact
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Stetson
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But I can't pull my wife from the bar.
A bubbly blonde from Tacoma
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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thought her name a misnomer
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Meike
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for "Woderwick Weasley"
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“A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol” ― Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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pjl
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It was a bit measly
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jacobsen
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So she altered her name to Paloma.
The weekend is bringing a guest
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Meike
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Damn. My home is a total mess
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“A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol” ― Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
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So all I can do
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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my husband and children, the pests!
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A wonderful wizard is Weasley
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
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Though scholarly-wise, he is measley
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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he saves all his Knuts
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
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Which stops his tum from feeling queasley.
My garden is looking just fine
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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though I might cut back that old pine
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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