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Jamat
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And head off to a country more chummy. [ 16. July 2015, 00:31: Message edited by: Jamat ]
-------------------- Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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Jamat
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One day in the midst of the ocean
-------------------- Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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Oscar the Grouch
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I felt queezy because of the motion
-------------------- Faradiu, dundeibįwa weyu lįrigi weyu
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Kwesi
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It wasn't the brine
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Welease Woderwick
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or even the sign
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Kwesi
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But the silence that caused my commotion.
On my way to the kirk I was stopped
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jrw
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by a woman whose hair had been cropped
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Oscar the Grouch
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She asked me for cash
-------------------- Faradiu, dundeibįwa weyu lįrigi weyu
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Welease Woderwick
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her face I did bash
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Raptor Eye
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At confession the pastor's eyes popped!
A strong breeze swept his titfer away
-------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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jacobsen
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"Oh, leave me my wig, he did pray," [ 18. July 2015, 22:55: Message edited by: jacobsen ]
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Jamat
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And her wig inadvertently dropped
-------------------- Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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Jamat
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Ignore previous post, behind the times, sorry
-------------------- Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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Welease Woderwick
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and left with the switch
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
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He put in a stitch
-------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty.
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Welease Woderwick
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to fix it for e'er and a day!
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When fishing one day from the bridge
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Oscar the Grouch
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I caught my line on a fridge
-------------------- Faradiu, dundeibįwa weyu lįrigi weyu
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Jamat
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The fish were amazed
-------------------- Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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ArachnidinElmet
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At the words that were raised
-------------------- 'If a pleasant, straight-forward life is not possible then one must try to wriggle through by subtle manoeuvres' - Kafka
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Raptor Eye
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As I disappeared over the ridge!
When the kingfisher dropped his fish dinner
-------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Oscar the Grouch
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He shouted out "I'm a sinner!"
-------------------- Faradiu, dundeibįwa weyu lįrigi weyu
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Welease Woderwick
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but to be absolved
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Welease Woderwick
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an oratory right out in Pinner!
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My collection of movies is mounting
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Raptor Eye
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My head is still spinning from counting
-------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Stetson
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But they're all rated X
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Kwesi
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And the Ten Commandments they're flouting.
Sepp Blatter in bank notes was drowning
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Jamat
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his blood pressure steadily mounting
-------------------- Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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Raptor Eye
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So he set himself free
-------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Welease Woderwick
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with remarkable glee
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Sipech
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By diving (full nude) in a fountain.
There once was a hamster called Kevin [ 22. July 2015, 16:51: Message edited by: Sipech ]
-------------------- I try to be self-deprecating; I'm just not very good at it. Twitter: http://twitter.com/TheAlethiophile
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Oscar the Grouch
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Who asked "Is it true I'm in heaven?"
-------------------- Faradiu, dundeibįwa weyu lįrigi weyu
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jacobsen
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Saint Peter replied
-------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty.
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Kwesi
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"It's blazing inside
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Jamat
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but come in and meet all of the brethren
When a shark saw a surfer one day
-------------------- Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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he decided to look on E-Bay
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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and then perhaps wrenches
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
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To hold his poor victim in play.
My garden is looking so good
-------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty.
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Kwesi
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Though the pond has turned into mud
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Welease Woderwick
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which the kiddies adore
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Stetson
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But the bimbo next door
-------------------- I have the power...Lucifer is lord!
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Welease Woderwick
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thinks it lowers the tone of the 'hood!
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When paddling one day in the bay
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Kwesi
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A shark sans teeth blocked my way
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jacobsen
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Oh God - not another!
-------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty.
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jrw
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whose dentures got lost in the Tay
"'Ere, Bert, are you wearing my teeth?"
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Kwesi
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Croaked a crone from the docklands of Leith.
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Jamat
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Nah I got them real cheap
-------------------- Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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