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Raptor Eye
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Hmm. Now where were we? Oh yes:
Now, where is the heatwave they promised?
Which supposedly the Mediterranean from-ised
Instead, there streamed from the pole
Balls of hail which hit goal
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Jamat
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Which became auroa borealised
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Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven
with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect
Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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Jamat
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A gorilla at Christchurch game park
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Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven
with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect
Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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Welease Woderwick
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slept for a week, for a lark
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Welease Woderwick
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the lions all roared
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Kwesi
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That he was missing his berth in the Ark.
quote:
When Samson became a Rasta
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Kwesi
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Sorry!
When Samson became a Rasta
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Jamat
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He moved to the beat of the bass
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Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven
with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect
Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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jacobsen
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Delilah said,"good-"
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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rolyn
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I can dispense with the hood
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Change is the only certainty of existence
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Jamat
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and pretend that your hair is your face
In the south it's midwinter and Christmas
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Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven
with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect
Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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Kwesi
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Will not come to pass
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Raptor Eye
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But reindeer and sleigh
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Jamat
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Will still find a way
To solve this annoying impasse.
When putting on make up a lady
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Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven
with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect
Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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ArachnidinElmet
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Should endeavour never to look shady
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'If a pleasant, straight-forward life is not possible then one must try to wriggle through by subtle manoeuvres' - Kafka
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Jammy Dodger
Half jam, half biscuit
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In applying eyeliner
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Look at my eye twitching - Donkey from Shrek
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Kwesi
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Like a muscular miner
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jrw
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she'll get from her beauty course, grade E
I've decided on a career change
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plug plug
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Welease Woderwick
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lest I catch the dogs manky Mange
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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pimple
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If you lie down with collies
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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Jammy Dodger
Half jam, half biscuit
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It will flatten your brollies
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Look at my eye twitching - Donkey from Shrek
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Raptor Eye
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And you'll itch from the flea/mite exchange.
A gardener who dug a new pond
[ 01. August 2015, 20:43: Message edited by: Raptor Eye ]
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Stetson
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Then went for a dip with a blonde.
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Kwesi
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She wasn't so dumb
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pjl
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When offered a rum
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Stetson
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She giggled, and said "I've been conned!"
At a wedding, the bride tossed her garter
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Kwesi
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Its land with a plonk
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Stetson
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On a studly young bronc
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jacobsen
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Who was not just a horse, but a farter.
"Be mine!" the lovelorn lad cried.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Jamat
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I've tried that the loved one replied
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Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven
with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect
Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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Kwesi
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I'll never be owned
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Jammy Dodger
Half jam, half biscuit
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"But why?", the lad moaned
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Look at my eye twitching - Donkey from Shrek
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Raptor Eye
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'I'm off!' the mermaid said as she sighed.
An octopus hungry for lunch
[ 03. August 2015, 20:24: Message edited by: Raptor Eye ]
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Welease Woderwick
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ordered some bananas, a bunch
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Jamat
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The waiter thought ,Funky!
I'm serving a monkey
For breakfast or maybe for lunch
The fleas on my dog were aproblem
[ 04. August 2015, 07:29: Message edited by: Jamat ]
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Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven
with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect
Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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Kwesi
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'Twas the skins that he relished
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Kwesi
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Oops! Ignore last post
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jacobsen
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Though the holes in his coat - they would cobble'em
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Jamat
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And the nasty wee mites
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Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven
with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect
Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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Welease Woderwick
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just delighted in bites
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
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And sadly, he just couldn't nobble'em.
My pussy cat's off to the vet
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Jamat
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But the feline affliction
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Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven
with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect
Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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Raptor Eye
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A good thing puss has eight lives left yet.
'It's a great day for swimming' she said
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Kwesi
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"But I'll spend it a-festering in bed"
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Oscar the Grouch
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The water is freezing
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Faradiu, dundeibįwa weyu lįrigi weyu
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jacobsen
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My schnozzle is sneezing
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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