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Jamat
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Just out of a sunbather's reach
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Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven
with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect
Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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Welease Woderwick
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to signal distress
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Stetson
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A seal who sprawled out on the beach
Just out of a sunbather's reach
switched on the wireless
to signal distress
But heard nought but a bloodchilling screech.
A widow, in nothing but black
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I have the power...Lucifer is lord!
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jacobsen
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Decided to dress in a sack
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Raptor Eye
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But she started to itch
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Jamat
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So decided to switch
[ 12. September 2015, 03:07: Message edited by: Jamat ]
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Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven
with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect
Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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to cotton from front to back.
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The Bishop once said to my mum
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Golden Key
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"The bishopric's boring! Ho, hum.
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Jamat
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Let's liven things up
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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put some GIN in my cup
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Jamat
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Or perhaps a concoction with rum
It's a pity to lose a good friend
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Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven
with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect
Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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Raptor Eye
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But it may be for the best in the end
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Stetson
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If their jokes and their smell
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jacobsen
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Just remind you of Hell
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Welease Woderwick
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I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend!
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When rhyming on Sundays in Lent
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Jamat
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And considering thoughts that present
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jacobsen
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In my humorous column
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Jamat
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in a way that no one will resent.
Though road works may lengthen the journey
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Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven
with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect
Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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I think, if you're an attorney,
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
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Respect for the judge
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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and his daughter - nudge, nudge
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Raptor Eye
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The time will pass, thinking of her knee.
The bailiffs are now on their way
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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my heat, light & power
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Stetson
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which help me to shower
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jacobsen
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Are lost in the financial fray.
Would someone please haste to my aid
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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jacobsen
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I really can't stand it
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Stetson
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And the barber, that bandit...
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Sipech
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...has made me look like a bloody French Maid.
There once was a brigand called Corbyn
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I try to be self-deprecating; I'm just not very good at it.
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Raptor Eye
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Who repented of his life of raw sin
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Jamat
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But it didn't last long
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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as he sang us a song
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
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Or refused, which makes Corbyn a poor thing.
How can the man be such a twit?
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Jamat
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When his wife is such a wit
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Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven
with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect
Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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but, come what may
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Jamat
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The two of them kinda fit.
When getting a text as you go out the door
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Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven
with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect
Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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can sometimes be a heck of a bore
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Golden Key
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. Instead, sign on to the Ship
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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be with it, get hip
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Sipech
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With a beard like old Dumbledore
Hurrah; it at last finished raining!
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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so my joints can finish their paining
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Raptor Eye
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I can dance like a fool
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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pjl
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Do you think I look cool
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Jamat
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Despite all the pounds I've been gaining
The cat woke us up with loud yowling
[ 17. September 2015, 19:46: Message edited by: Jamat ]
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Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven
with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect
Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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from beneath the engines top cowling
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
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His complaint was so loud
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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