Thread closed      Thread closed My profile login | | Directory | Search | FAQs | Board home   Printer-friendly view   » Ship of Fools   »   » Oblivion   » The Shiny New Limericks Thread (Page 62) Email this page to a friend or enemy.   Pages in this thread: 1  2  3  ...  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68    Source: (consider it) Thread: The Shiny New Limericks Thread Golden Key Shipmate # 1468 Posted                       I got a few thorns in my bottom! -------------------- Blessed Gator, pray for us! --"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon") --"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train") Posts: 18601 | From: Chilling out in an undisclosed, sincere pumpkin patch. | Registered: Oct 2001  |  IP: Logged Stetson Shipmate # 9597 Posted                    When pruning my roses in autumn I got a few thorns in my bottom! I went to ER Posts: 6574 | From: back and forth between bible belts | Registered: Jun 2005  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                     The nurse was a star -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged jrw Shipmate # 18045 Posted                    I don't know how she managed to spot 'em. My car had been given a ticket -------------------- plug plug Posts: 522 | Registered: Mar 2014  |  IP: Logged Welease Woderwick Sister Incubus Nightmare # 10424 Posted                     to a good seat at the cricket -------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand? Posts: 48139 | From: 1st on the right, straight on 'til morning | Registered: Sep 2005  |  IP: Logged Raptor Eye Shipmate # 16649 Posted                    But when parking nearby -------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10 Posts: 4359 | From: The United Kingdom | Registered: Sep 2011  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                     The meter maid's eye -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Raptor Eye Shipmate # 16649 Posted                    Spied a lout who was trying to nick it. When the farmer had ploughed all his furrows -------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10 Posts: 4359 | From: The United Kingdom | Registered: Sep 2011  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                     And the rabbits had fled to their burrows -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Welease Woderwick Sister Incubus Nightmare # 10424 Posted                     he made himself stew -------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand? Posts: 48139 | From: 1st on the right, straight on 'til morning | Registered: Sep 2005  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                     From a bunny or two -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Welease Woderwick Sister Incubus Nightmare # 10424 Posted                     that were caught in a trap when he harrowed. * * * * When we went to the boat race in town -------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand? Posts: 48139 | From: 1st on the right, straight on 'til morning | Registered: Sep 2005  |  IP: Logged Raptor Eye Shipmate # 16649 Posted                    A man was there, dressed as a clown -------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10 Posts: 4359 | From: The United Kingdom | Registered: Sep 2011  |  IP: Logged earrings Shipmate # 13306 Posted                     his shoes were his oars -------------------- My blog musings on all sorts of stuff https://priscillavicar.wordpress.com/ Posts: 135 | From: West Midlands | Registered: Jan 2008  |  IP: Logged jrw Shipmate # 18045 Posted                    which he'd nicked from 'The Doors' -------------------- plug plug Posts: 522 | Registered: Mar 2014  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                     And his clown face was really a frown. -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Welease Woderwick Sister Incubus Nightmare # 10424 Posted                     Your up next, jacobsen. -------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand? Posts: 48139 | From: 1st on the right, straight on 'til morning | Registered: Sep 2005  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                     I forgot to begin a new verse -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged earrings Shipmate # 13306 Posted                     my life will now get worse and worse -------------------- My blog musings on all sorts of stuff https://priscillavicar.wordpress.com/ Posts: 135 | From: West Midlands | Registered: Jan 2008  |  IP: Logged Raptor Eye Shipmate # 16649 Posted                    But I will survive -------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10 Posts: 4359 | From: The United Kingdom | Registered: Sep 2011  |  IP: Logged jrw Shipmate # 18045 Posted                    to three thousand and five -------------------- plug plug Posts: 522 | Registered: Mar 2014  |  IP: Logged Jamat Shipmate # 11621 Posted                        If I've not had a date the a hearse. When chewing a bone in Dead Horses -------------------- Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv) Posts: 3228 | From: New Zealand | Registered: Jul 2006  |  IP: Logged Welease Woderwick Sister Incubus Nightmare # 10424 Posted                     I was thinking of some post-grad courses -------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand? Posts: 48139 | From: 1st on the right, straight on 'til morning | Registered: Sep 2005  |  IP: Logged Jamat Shipmate # 11621 Posted                        ((Welease Wodderwick: Could you please change 'the' in my last post to 'with'? (for this relief, much thanks!) but the pong was quite high -------------------- Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv) Posts: 3228 | From: New Zealand | Registered: Jul 2006  |  IP: Logged Welease Woderwick Sister Incubus Nightmare # 10424 Posted                     (Sorry, only a Circus Host can do that - here I am just a shippie) like both midden and sty -------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand? Posts: 48139 | From: 1st on the right, straight on 'til morning | Registered: Sep 2005  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                     And it's obvious just what the source is. My cats are beloved of guests -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Jamat Shipmate # 11621 Posted                        but at times they are right little pests -------------------- Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv) Posts: 3228 | From: New Zealand | Registered: Jul 2006  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                     Retracting their claws -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Sipech Shipmate # 16870 Posted                       And padding their paws -------------------- I try to be self-deprecating; I'm just not very good at it. Twitter: http://twitter.com/TheAlethiophile Posts: 3791 | From: On the corporate ladder | Registered: Jan 2012  |  IP: Logged Raptor Eye Shipmate # 16649 Posted                    Reaching flesh through the bullet proof vests! As Incy Spider started climbing again -------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10 Posts: 4359 | From: The United Kingdom | Registered: Sep 2011  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                     Inching his way up the drain -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Welease Woderwick Sister Incubus Nightmare # 10424 Posted                     along came a storm -------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand? Posts: 48139 | From: 1st on the right, straight on 'til morning | Registered: Sep 2005  |  IP: Logged Kwesi Shipmate # 10274 Posted                     According to form Posts: 1641 | From: South Ofankor | Registered: Sep 2005  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                     Which is always a small spider's bane. But this wee arachnid was tough -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Raptor Eye Shipmate # 16649 Posted                    Not for him to go off in a huff! -------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10 Posts: 4359 | From: The United Kingdom | Registered: Sep 2011  |  IP: Logged Jamat Shipmate # 11621 Posted                        But sadly a bird -------------------- Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv) Posts: 3228 | From: New Zealand | Registered: Jul 2006  |  IP: Logged jrw Shipmate # 18045 Posted                    whose vision was blurred -------------------- plug plug Posts: 522 | Registered: Mar 2014  |  IP: Logged Jamat Shipmate # 11621 Posted                        did for spider effectively enough A bird with acute indigestion -------------------- Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv) Posts: 3228 | From: New Zealand | Registered: Jul 2006  |  IP: Logged Welease Woderwick Sister Incubus Nightmare # 10424 Posted                     was open to any suggestion -------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand? Posts: 48139 | From: 1st on the right, straight on 'til morning | Registered: Sep 2005  |  IP: Logged Golden Key Shipmate # 1468 Posted                       To her reflux ease -------------------- Blessed Gator, pray for us! --"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon") --"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train") Posts: 18601 | From: Chilling out in an undisclosed, sincere pumpkin patch. | Registered: Oct 2001  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                     She tweeted, "Oh, please..." -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Welease Woderwick Sister Incubus Nightmare # 10424 Posted                     "I'll use your remedy without any compunction." * * * * When swimming from Portsmouth to Ryde -------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand? Posts: 48139 | From: 1st on the right, straight on 'til morning | Registered: Sep 2005  |  IP: Logged Sipech Shipmate # 16870 Posted                       For the party that some know as Pride Posts: 3791 | From: On the corporate ladder | Registered: Jan 2012  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                     Their minimist trunks -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged jrw Shipmate # 18045 Posted                    that were worn by some monks -------------------- plug plug Posts: 522 | Registered: Mar 2014  |  IP: Logged Welease Woderwick Sister Incubus Nightmare # 10424 Posted                     showed they had little to hide. * * * * After breakfast I go back to bed -------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand? Posts: 48139 | From: 1st on the right, straight on 'til morning | Registered: Sep 2005  |  IP: Logged Jamat Shipmate # 11621 Posted                        And make sure the paper is read -------------------- Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv) Posts: 3228 | From: New Zealand | Registered: Jul 2006  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                     With coffee and toast -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Welease Woderwick Sister Incubus Nightmare # 10424 Posted                     and, dare I boast?, -------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand? Posts: 48139 | From: 1st on the right, straight on 'til morning | Registered: Sep 2005  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                     A sexy companion called Fred. Half term's a fortnight away -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. 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