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pjl
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Then its off to sunny Bombay
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jacobsen
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Half term's a fortnight away
Then it's off to sunny Bombay.
Shalwar and Kameez
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Jamat
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packed several good reads
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Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven
with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect
Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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jrw
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for which I did not have to pay
The whole lot had simply been dumped
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plug plug
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Golden Key
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However, the mayor felt pumped!
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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jacobsen
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Collecting the trash
BTW - Shalwar and kameeze are not Indian nationals, but national dress - the tunic and trouser outfit.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Raptor Eye
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Which gave him a rash
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Jamat
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And several quite large itchy lumps.
The king had a great sense of humour
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Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven
with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect
Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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Golden Key
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About every "those royals!" rumor
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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jacobsen
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In fact, he inflamed them
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Raptor Eye
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By joking at random
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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jacobsen
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And seeming a right doom and gloomer.
But retrospect often is kinder
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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jacobsen
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So grab that file
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Jamat
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From the top of the pile
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Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven
with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect
Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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Raptor Eye
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And feed the contents into the grinder.
In a mischievous moment of glee
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Sipech
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My puppy decided to pee
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ArachnidinElmet
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with two paws aloft
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'If a pleasant, straight-forward life is not possible then one must try to wriggle through by subtle manoeuvres' - Kafka
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jacobsen
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His collar he doffed
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Jamat
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And barked, 'Praise the Lord!' I am free!
When washing my sheets at the weekend
[ 05. October 2015, 21:17: Message edited by: Jamat ]
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Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven
with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect
Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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rolyn
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long over due because they reekend
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Change is the only certainty of existence
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jacobsen
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With a stink and a stench
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Jamat
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like a rotting old tench.
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Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven
with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect
Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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Raptor Eye
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I wished they would increase my stipend.
At the Harvest Thanksgiving this year
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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jacobsen
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I'm going to OD on beer
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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pjl
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Being ridden by a honkey
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jacobsen
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And overtake both on a deer.
With sour milk I make soda bread
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Raptor Eye
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Which I eat while I stand on my head
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Jamat
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My kids think I'm crazy
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Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven
with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect
Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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Kwesi
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If not downright lazy
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Jamat
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But I love it with sweet lemon spread.
A fridge felt ignored and forlorn
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Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven
with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect
Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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Kwesi
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In Greenland, where it had been born,
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Welease Woderwick
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so it climbed on a jet
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
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Result of a bet
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Jamat
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And took off to witness the dawn
In an unseasonably cold October
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Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven
with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect
Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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Kwesi
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It's difficult to remain sober
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Welease Woderwick
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but just for today
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Golden Key
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I'll put it away
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Raptor Eye
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Up the sleeves of my old woolly jumper.
The lemon was particularly sour
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Jamat
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But the taste of the soap in the shower
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Jamat ..in utmost longditude, where Heaven
with Earth and ocean meets, the setting sun slowly descended, and with right aspect
Against the eastern gate of Paradise. (Milton Paradise Lost Bk iv)
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Kwesi
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Reminiscent of bromide
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Welease Woderwick
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to the secret of my unlimited power!
* * * *
Going away to see friends can be fun
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
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If welcomed with tea and a bun
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Welease Woderwick
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with icing on top
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Raptor Eye
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And a bottle of pop
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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jacobsen
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He topped it with spam
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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