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The hedges so high

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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
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The man who made time, made plenty.

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And a strange looking guy
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Recap:

It wasn't the nicest of days
when I found myself lost in the maze
The hedges so high
And a strange looking guy
Put me off from my well-trodden ways.


There once was a prophet called Basil

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Who lived alone in a big remote castle

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renowned as a seer

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Who ODed on beer

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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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to see Basil in the castle was hassle!

* * * *

When shown the error of her ways

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Lady Godiva donned stays

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But ol' Peeping Tom
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With assured aplomb
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Kept her luscious figure in his gaze.


Which caused the lady so fair

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to consider putting up her hair

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But her turkey-like neck

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Was rather a wreck

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The man who made time, made plenty.

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so she avoided publicity's glare!

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When evading the law in North Wales

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Guenevere spent her time in store sales

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She bought a new hat

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and a new cricket bat

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To Arthur's now penniless wails.


The apples are still on the tree

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in the orchards of the gardens in Bree

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For the maggots who munch

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The windfalls for lunch

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They come as a bonus, for free!

The spaghetti was not very round

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As I ate it, uncooked, off the ground.

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I rushed to the loo

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plug plug

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[I hadn't a clue]

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And deposited mound after mound.

As I think about putting on heating

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An open log fire takes some beating

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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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but at 30C

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It's too hot for me

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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
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The man who made time, made plenty.

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(Would a televised Yule Log be cheating?)

I wonder what's stuffed in my stocking.

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Please God it's something worth hocking

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Alas! what a swizz

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Neither chocolates nor fizz
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The old coal lump just sits there in mocking.

There once was a butcher called Hector

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Who fell foul of the council inspector

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A corpse in the bath

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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Had been sawn in half

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at a time when he didn't expect her.

Hector's shop was now closed and the sign read

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Ceased trading

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The man who made time, made plenty.

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Sorry - I completely lost the plot.

Hector's shop was now closed and the sign read

Proprietor desperately unwell, and in bed

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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
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The man who made time, made plenty.

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But sausage and pies

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Will cause him to rise

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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
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The man who made time, made plenty.

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Like Lazarus back from the dead.

Said Calvin, holed up in Geneva...

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'I was destined to work like a beaver'

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'I nibble and gnaw'

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Despite my lockjaw
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I was always an over-achiever!


A sweet little penguin called Smudgie
Has an urge that she simply can't budge. She
was waiting some time
for the end of a rhyme
When she'd give the "lock thread" key a nudge... hee hee.

Sorry, folks... I think eighteen months is probably long enough for our creative juices to be employed on limericks. Let's see if we can find something different to play for a while.

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