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Thread: Christmas is banned this year because-
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jacobsen
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# 14998
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Following Sandymaniac's suggestion:-
Christmas is banned this year because we're already tired of it
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Uncle Pete
Loyaute me lie
# 10422
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Christmas is banned this year because Starbucks made it so.
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Even more so than I was before
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Banner Lady
Ship's Ensign
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Christmas is banned this year because we're already too fat.
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Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.
Posts: 7080 | From: Canberra Australia | Registered: Oct 2005
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L'organist
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# 17338
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Christmas is banned this year because the children have grown up ...
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Rara temporum felicitate ubi sentire quae velis et quae sentias dicere licet
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Sipech
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Christmas is banned this year because we need to put aside the money for when our working tax credits are cut.
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I try to be self-deprecating; I'm just not very good at it.
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L'organist
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# 17338
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overheard in a shop
... we're not doing Christmas - it just seems to get earlier and earlier every year
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Rara temporum felicitate ubi sentire quae velis et quae sentias dicere licet
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Baptist Trainfan
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Christmas is banned this year because we're still paying off the loans we took out for last year's.
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Ariel
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# 58
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Christmas is banned this year because by the time December comes round we'll already have done it in October or November, no need to do it a third time in the same year.
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Sandemaniac
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Christmas is banned this year because the Pope is too busy watching Argentina play rugby (and, sadly, it's St Peter picking up tips from Jonah Lomu).
AG
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"It becomes soon pleasantly apparent that change-ringing is by no means merely an excuse for beer" Charles Dickens gets it wrong, 1869
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jacobsen
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Christmas is banned this year because I broke my ankle. Any excuse.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Banner Lady
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Christmas is banned this year because if I want fighting I can watch Bellator.
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Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.
Posts: 7080 | From: Canberra Australia | Registered: Oct 2005
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rolyn
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Christmas is banned this year cos the last one feels like it was 6 weeks ago.
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Change is the only certainty of existence
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jacobsen
seeker
# 14998
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Christmas is banned this year because we can!
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009
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Banner Lady
Ship's Ensign
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Christmas is banned this year because we've already had it in the last week of November, the first week of December, the second week of December and the third week in December.
![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
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Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.
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marzipan
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Christmas is banned this year because Zombie Oliver Cromwell is on the loose again
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formerly cheesymarzipan.
Now containing 50% less cheese
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