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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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Years ago I used to get a transvestite Brazilian porn star, but she seems to have gone out of vogue.

Kelly Alves seems to be a hot millenial name in Brazil, though. On both Google and FB I get dozens of hits for cute 20- something girls.

[ 12. February 2016, 17:00: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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Transexual, I mean. Pre-op. It was pretty eye- opening.

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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LeRoc

Famous Dutch pirate
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Let me just declare officially that in Brazil, I've never been with a girl named Kelly Alves.

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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)

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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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Well, get cracking, dude, there's a million of 'em.

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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Pigwidgeon

Ship's Owl
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quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:
Let me just declare officially that in Brazil, I've never been with a girl named Kelly Alves.

But what about outside of Brazil?

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"...that is generally a matter for Pigwidgeon, several other consenting adults, a bottle of cheap Gin and the odd giraffe."
~Tortuf

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Trudy Scrumptious

BBE Shieldmaiden
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I would just like to report that I have the Chrome extension that changes the word "millennial" to "snake people" so Kelly's post tells me that "Kelly Alves is a hot snake person name in Brazil," which is pretty cool.

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Books and things.

I lied. There are no things. Just books.

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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
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in older times, googling my name would first of all come up with an Australian Computer Science lecturer who specialised in Graphics, but he seems to be further down the pecking order now, after a motor racing commentator/journalist and a Welsh football goalkeeper

Image wise, the photo from my linkedin and twitter profiles show up quite quickly

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Galloping Granny
Shipmate
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I had to have a go.
#1 Counsellor/Psychologist
#2 An artist
#3 a 'Christ-follower!' onTwitter
#4 -#54 Fifty more on Linkedin

I had an idea there was once a sports-person of some sort, hockey rep or something.

GG

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The Kingdom of Heaven is spread upon the earth, and men do not see it. Gospel of Thomas, 113

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