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Lamb Chopped
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A lovely idea.

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Er, this is what I've been up to (book).
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Stercus Tauri
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Evil, rotten cat went out to visit his friends across the road recently and came back with fleas. Do you know how fast those little buggers breed and spread? My legs look like a war zone and we've spent a colossal amount on sprays for the whole house and magic potions for the cat. Now he goes around with this smug look on his face.

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Banner Lady
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So you have a cat with flea-loading friends....

[Razz]

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Lamb Chopped
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Snork.

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Er, this is what I've been up to (book).
Oh, that you would rend the heavens and come down!

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Jane R
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Meanwhile, two of our Bad Gerbils started ganging up on the third one and have had to be separated, requiring an expensive trip to the pet shop to buy another gerbilarium.

The Third Gerbil is now recuperating from a nasty-looking bite on the nose in her new deluxe home. The other two are in disgrace...

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Ethne Alba
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We have a large and a lovely azalea (apparently poisonous to dogs) which is now growing in a fenced off part of our already very small garden.

For all of his ten year long life, Bad Dog has devoured azalea flowers ~ ours, neighbours, azaleas poking through fences, ones found thrown out on rough ground. If it is there, he'll eat it. Flower, stem, leaves, soil around plant and roots.

He's never been ill either.

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Beethoven

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Bad Puppy was in Op 1's bad books yesterday, as she walked into the bedroom and squatted on the rug with no warning. No sympathy from me, as pup is only 4 months old, so although she's pretty good in the house now she's not absolutely reliable. And Op1's room is a filthy pit, so no doubt is full of rank smells for a puppy nose.

Her worst habit at the moment is trying to hold Terrier-ist's lead when we're taking them for walks. It's cute, sure, but not good for the lead - or the Terrier-ist!

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St. Gwladys
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Bad kitten has developed a habit of digging out mastic, but we didn't know where he was getting it. Lord P came downstairs earlier and said he now knows why his bedroom is suddenly rather draughty - bad kitty has been pulling out the mastic from around his window frame, and also from around ours. Bad kitty and slightly older friend have also been wrecking the wallpaper in our hallway - she is a naughty tortie

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