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Evangeline
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I don't know what the food is like but it's prepared and put on the table before you in the presence of your enemies and your cup overflows.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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Customer: "Is this a vegan restaurant?"
Waiter: "No, ma'am. Flesh is our food indeed."

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Baptist Trainfan
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What about the "Bread of Life" bakery? The bread would be very light and well risen.

Or the "Galiean Boatman" café - St. Peter's fish a speciality (I shall resist any suggestion that it also might have cannibalism on the menu).

[ 15. August 2016, 12:27: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]

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Open up a restaurant near Westboro Baptist Church entitled God Hates Figs

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Hugal
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There is actually a biblical based fast food resturant in the Holyland Exprience in Orlando. I had a Gloliath burger, it wasn't

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quote:
Originally posted by Gamaliel:
@Mudfrog, I was thinking of the term or phrase itself, not necessarily what it denotes.

And as you'll be well aware, there are various theological perspectives on the issue of regeneration.

Oh indeed- I don't care how it happens or by what means - sacramental or otherwise; just as long as it happens.

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rolyn
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I like a restaurant with a menu that has a whole manna of things on it.

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Ariel
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Indeed. Good mannas are essential.
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Alan Cresswell

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Eat all that is put before you. Doggy bags for you to take some home for tomorrow will not be supplied.

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Baptist Trainfan
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Alternatively, a restaurant with seating under the rich folks' tables so the poor people can catch the crumbs.
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Nick Tamen

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quote:
Originally posted by Baptist Trainfan:
Alternatively, a restaurant with seating under the rich folks' tables so the poor people can catch the crumbs.

Or maybe they'll just decide to upend the tables, lavish good food on the hungry and send the rich folks away empty.

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rolyn
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Waiter : We have an in-house pick your own Fig tree Sir.

Customer: Oh how lovely... Er there's no figs on it.

Waiter: That's because they're out of season

[Mad] YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!! [Mad]

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