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Ariston
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First the Temple of Dendur, then the Papist Cloisters, then all the nekked ladies in the galleries...methinks the Met was the original gateway to sin, idolatry, and perdition.
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Ariel
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Originally posted by David Goode:
"Liberal pagan" is an anagram of "Beg April anal". Can't be a coincidence!
Indeed, as is "align per Baal".
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Penny S
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Oh my, Oh my, Oh my! How did you find that drivel?
Mind you, I do agree with them that after reciting the prayer, there would be no silver cords, ley lines or any other psychic geodetic stuff in their home.
They really want to be in Christian Hogwarts, don't they?
(The spell checker doesn't like the word "ley" - I do like that!)
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LeRoc
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Eutychus: Doubtless along satanic ley lines...
Why are there so many nodes on both sides of Australia? ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
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Eutychus
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Originally posted by Penny S:
Oh my, Oh my, Oh my! How did you find that drivel?
Do you mind? Those are my Bible study notes for church this week.
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David Goode
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Originally posted by Ariel:
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Originally posted by David Goode:
"Liberal pagan" is an anagram of "Beg April anal". Can't be a coincidence!
Indeed, as is "align per Baal".
Top spot!
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mousethief
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Originally posted by LeRoc:
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Eutychus: Doubtless along satanic ley lines...
Why are there so many nodes on both sides of Australia?
You appear to have misspelled "knobs."
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dyfrig
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Originally posted by Ariston:
... .methinks the Met was the original gateway to sin, idolatry, and perdition.
I thought that was in Oswestry?
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Firenze
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"Liberal pagan" is an anagram of "Beg April anal". Can't be a coincidence!
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Indeed, as is "align per Baal".
AND of 'A real big plan'. I think we can all recognise a bid for world domination when we see it, people.
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Ariston
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Someone tries to reconstruct a memorial to humanity's lost heritage, and fearmongers complain.
Someone erects a functioning temple to Moloch, and they try to elect him president.
'Murica.
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David Goode
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Originally posted by Firenze:
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"Liberal pagan" is an anagram of "Beg April anal". Can't be a coincidence!
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Indeed, as is "align per Baal".
AND of 'A real big plan'. I think we can all recognise a bid for world domination when we see it, people.
Careful at the orgy, though, as you don't want to get ball-pain rage
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David Goode
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Originally posted by David Goode:
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Originally posted by Firenze:
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"Liberal pagan" is an anagram of "Beg April anal". Can't be a coincidence!
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Indeed, as is "align per Baal".
AND of 'A real big plan'. I think we can all recognise a bid for world domination when we see it, people.
Careful at the orgy, though, as you don't want to get ball-pain rage
But even more sinister: has anyone else noticed that Christian Broadcasting Network is actually an anagram of Knowing Antichrist Broadcaster?
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LeRoc
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David Goode: But even more sinister: has anyone else noticed that Christian Broadcasting Network is actually an anagram of Knowing Antichrist Broadcaster?
I'm afraid we will have to dispose of you now. Nothing personal.
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Penny S
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Originally posted by Ariston:
Someone tries to reconstruct a memorial to humanity's lost heritage, and fearmongers complain.
Someone erects a functioning temple to Moloch, and they try to elect him president.
'Murica.
I hadn't realised how extensive his blasting his name around the place was. I suppose we can guess his car registrations. I do tend to think that people with that sort of proclivity have a smidgen of insecurity about themselves somewhere.
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dyfrig
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Is "Trump Charlotte" some sort of game, akin to Cripple Mr Onion?
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Penny S
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Nah, it's a dessert, with ladies finger biscuits around it (instead of the bread), a pink set mousse in the middle (instead of the apple), topped with a tangle of Pele's hair made out of spun sugar.
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Ariel
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Originally posted by Penny S:
I hadn't realised how extensive his blasting his name around the place was. I suppose we can guess his car registrations. I do tend to think that people with that sort of proclivity have a smidgen of insecurity about themselves somewhere.
I think it's profoundly lacking in originality.
I just counted them. There are 18.
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Eutychus
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Originally posted by Ariel:
I just counted them. There are 18.
Exactly the number of times the phrase "bow down" occurs in the King James Version* of the Bible. As clear a proof of idolatry as one could wish for.
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Golden Key
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Penny--
Sounds roughly volcano-shaped--appropriate for Pele.
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Ariston
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Originally posted by Penny S:
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Originally posted by Ariston:
Someone tries to reconstruct a memorial to humanity's lost heritage, and fearmongers complain.
Someone erects a functioning temple to Moloch, and they try to elect him president.
'Murica.
I hadn't realised how extensive his blasting his name around the place was. I suppose we can guess his car registrations. I do tend to think that people with that sort of proclivity have a smidgen of insecurity about themselves somewhere.
I mean, he already kinda plastered his name all over the tallest building on Pennsylvania Avenue—I guess that, if you can't make it into the White House, five blocks down the street ain't bad.
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Penny S
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Originally posted by Golden Key:
Penny--
Sounds roughly volcano-shaped--appropriate for Pele.
Steeper than a volcano, actually, though probably like most people draw, which is WRONG. (It used to annoy me in children's reference books at school.) More like a hornito, which is a small excrescence on a lava flow which sticks up where lava has burst through the crust and then solidified.
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Eutychus
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News just in: revival is going to break out first, on April 9th - today - the 110th anniversary of the Azusa Street Revival in LA. Note this is exactly 1080 days after some vision or other, so It Must Be From God™, and Lou Engle emphatically does not want you to know that he's sold his house to book the venue.
The International House Of Prayer (Lou Engle and co.) are partnering with our old friends Bethel Ministries of Redding, CA. and others to rent the LA Coliseum and usher in revival. You can even watch this huge revival on live stream on God TV today.
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mousethief
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Originally posted by Penny S:
More like a hornito, which is a small excrescence on a lava flow which sticks up where lava has burst through the crust and then solidified.
That's not what that young lady in Cabo told me a hornito was.
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Eutychus
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Originally posted by Eutychus:
You can even watch this huge revival on live stream on God TV today.
Currently streaming...
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Penny S
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Originally posted by mousethief:
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Originally posted by Penny S:
More like a hornito, which is a small excrescence on a lava flow which sticks up where lava has burst through the crust and then solidified.
That's not what that young lady in Cabo told me a hornito was.
Hornito, picture 6
Does this cast any light on possible confusions? Or my choice of language in the context?
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mousethief
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Originally posted by Penny S:
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Originally posted by mousethief:
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Originally posted by Penny S:
More like a hornito, which is a small excrescence on a lava flow which sticks up where lava has burst through the crust and then solidified.
That's not what that young lady in Cabo told me a hornito was.
Hornito, picture 6
No. I was making a joke.
Does this cast any light on possible confusions? Or my choice of language in the context?
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Originally posted by Ariel:
Not sure how the 16th and 20th both occurred on the 19th but never mind. It's only a minor detail and shouldn't stand in the way of an interesting theory.
They occurred on different dates to hide the fact that they occurred on the same date. Deviousity incarnate.
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So, is CBN saying the American Revolution was caused by Baal worship? That seems unAmerican of them!
Were it not for help from the dark forces, ye'd 'ave remained where ye belonged! Sulpher-breathed son of foul traitors.
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mousethief
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Originally posted by Penny S:
As I surmised. So was I.
In which case I totally missed it. ![[Help]](graemlins/help.gif)
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Originally posted by lilBuddha:
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Originally posted by Dogwalker:
So, is CBN saying the American Revolution was caused by Baal worship? That seems unAmerican of them!
Were it not for help from the dark forces, ye'd 'ave remained where ye belonged! Sulpher-breathed son of foul traitors.
After all, the American National Pastime is Basebaal.
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Re Lou Engle:
I hadn't heard of him, so looked him up and wound up at the Southern Poverty Law Center's Extremist Files listing for him. Anti-LGBT (possibly to the point of supporting execution), "unite Protestants, vanquish demons, and evangelize the planet", Muslims “fueling the demonic realm”, and evoking a golden era of the Confederacy to fight gay rights.
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Firenze
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I think after 'unite Protestants' there's a missing 'nail jelly to the ceiling'.
Otherwise, it looks like the standard swivel-eyed looney agenda.
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Penny S
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Originally posted by mousethief:
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Originally posted by Penny S:
As I surmised. So was I.
In which case I totally missed it.
Small excrescence? Carefully selected picture of all the available images?
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David Goode
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Originally posted by Hedgehog:
After all, the American National Pastime is Basebaal.
I thought you lot liked American footbaal. You know, Superbaal and that sort of stuff.
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Originally posted by Eutychus:
... bad stuff that happened on other April 19ths ...
Sorry to burst the loonies' bubble, but the only thing I can recall happening to me on 19th April was getting engaged.
Which was actually rather good.
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Lyda*Rose
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Originally posted by Piglet:
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Originally posted by Eutychus:
... bad stuff that happened on other April 19ths ...
Sorry to burst the loonies' bubble, but the only thing I can recall happening to me on 19th April was getting engaged.
Which was actually rather good.
That list seems to show that terrorists and other psychopaths get spring fever. But instead of partying their butts off somewhere warm, they blow things up real good.
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Marvin the Martian
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Originally posted by Eutychus:
News just in: revival is going to break out first, on April 9th - today - the 110th anniversary of the Azusa Street Revival in LA.
From the link:
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We will consecrate an entire day — 15 hours — for the purpose of unity, miracles, healing, and the proclamation of the gospel.
Does this constitute evidence that these freakballs truly are from a different planet?
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Sioni Sais
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Originally posted by Marvin the Martian:
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Originally posted by Eutychus:
News just in: revival is going to break out first, on April 9th - today - the 110th anniversary of the Azusa Street Revival in LA.
From the link:
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We will consecrate an entire day — 15 hours — for the purpose of unity, miracles, healing, and the proclamation of the gospel.
Does this constitute evidence that these freakballs truly are from a different planet?
Do you mean the fifteen hour day? That's pathetic, if it really is The Big One then it should start at zero hour and continue until The Rapture.
Or Monday morning, when we all have to go back to work. Pffft, lightweights.
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Originally posted by Eutychus:
Here I was thinking all those nice liberals in Dead Horses and Purgatory were just misguided brethren. But now I find I've been lied to.
Yes, the Temple of Baal is apparently being erected in Times Square and Trafalgar Square on April 19, which is of course the same date as... well, a lot of bad stuff that happened on other April 19ths.
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"April 19 is the first day of a 13-day period of time known as 'the Blood Sacrifice to the Beast' that culminates on the high occult holy day of Beltane on May 1"
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Adults would gather around the altar of Baal. Infants would then be burned alive as a sacrificial offering to the deity. Amid horrific screams and the stench of charred human flesh, congregants – men and women alike – would engage in bisexual orgies
And lest anyone be misled, this is not simply a memorial to Baal-worship. It's thinly disguised liberalism!
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Modern liberalism deviates little from its ancient predecessor. While its macabre rituals have been sanitized with flowery and euphemistic terms of art, its core tenets and practices remain eerily similar
Would all the Ship's liberals please form an orderly queue to share details of their bisexual orgies amid horrific screams and the stench of charred human flesh?
Just for prayer and strictly in confidence, you understand.
April 19th in Trafalgar Square? Okay, I don't mind hanging out of your back door in the name of Baal(ocks). I can take the stain if you can take the pain.
I'd prefer Penny S or Lyda, cos' three instead of two you know, but I'm not fussed.
BUT you are going to be facing the tent flap so if you get pushed out the pigeons shite on you. They adding, me easing out. How amusing!
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Originally posted by Doc Tor:
Well, that was edifying.
Perhaps for me! I suspect you will be using your considerable imagination.
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Eutychus
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Originally posted by deano:
Trafalgar Square (...) if you get pushed out the pigeons shite on you.
I never knew you were a Genesis fan.
#who congregate around Trafalgar Square
taking potshots at the tourists#
[ETA forgot the later, also apposite (?) line
#sometimes they use Vaseline, sometimes they use the pill...#]
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Originally posted by Eutychus:
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Originally posted by deano:
Trafalgar Square (...) if you get pushed out the pigeons shite on you.
I never knew you were a Genesis fan.
#who congregate around Trafalgar Square
taking potshots at the tourists#
[ETA forgot the later, also apposite (?) line
#sometimes they use Vaseline, sometimes they use the pill...#]
Ha! You can forget Genesis. If you are giving me a stain we're having Ma Rainey of full blast!
And you can leave the Vaselin at home. It gives me a rash. KY Jelly is more up your alley.
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You been propping up the bar at the Rutland again?
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Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
You been propping up the bar at the Rutland again?
Nah, this sounds more like he's been necking the embalming fluid again.
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Sioni Sais
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Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
You been propping up the bar at the Rutland again?
Looks like the bar has been propping him up.
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Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
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Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
You been propping up the bar at the Rutland again?
Looks like the bar has been propping him up.
Albeit not well.
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