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lilBuddha
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quote:
Originally posted by mdijon:
quote:
Originally posted by Anselmina:
I think it's how he genuinelly, truthfully, communicates his responses.

Two observations that go against this: firstly the increasingly incomprehensible responses when someone asks for clarification combined with the hints of enjoyment (suggesting he can turn the gain up on the incomprehensibility) and secondly the ability to communicate clearly once in a while.

And one prediction: that M60 communicates perfectly ordinarily when shopping for groceries.

One observation only is necessary: When required to by the hosts, his communications become clear and maintain clarity for sufficient time to ascertain it is choice.

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Martin has a wank-tank. His tank overfloweth.

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quote:
Originally posted by quetzalcoatl:
I like Martin. He seems a kind person. Oh well.

I can attest that he has not been kind to me. Oh no.

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quote:
Originally posted by mdijon:
quote:
Originally posted by Martin60:
Palimpsest, mdijon, points taken. Honest. I'm a prat. Sorry. Thank you all.

And there's the obsequious ever-so-'umble stuff. Just communicate honestly and stop trolling - that's all the apology I would need.
Likewise.

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Sure, I could be wrong. Heaven knows, I've been wrong often enough about people, in real life as well as on the Ship. And it is harder to guage the personality of a poster with only an on-line presence to go by. Nevertheless, that's the impression I have, mistaken though it may be.

Nevertheless, I do respect the fact that Martin80's obscureness utterly irritates and infuriates some people. And I respect that discussion on the Ship means enough to them to feel passionate about it being mucked about with.

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quote:
Originally posted by no prophet's flag is set so...:
I like the word salad dressing Martin provides. Haiku to all of the unwashed leaves.

So do I. Like his post to Kelly above with his reference to Dante's eighth circle of hell for the malicious use of reason. It's like when I watch Jeopardy, half the time I don't get the answer, but I'm very pleased when I do.

It's not like Martin is writing gibberish, there is meaning there, you just have to work for it a little bit and if you don't find that fun then scroll on.

I also agree with Anselmina that he's a very nice person.

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Firenze

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As Doublethink has demonstrated, you too can speak pseudo-Druidic.

But yeah, it should be more a recreational thing for the likes of Heaven or the Circus. Using it in serious discussion betokens a lack of bottom as they say in the 18th C.

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I've totally, TOTALLY Invited him to the Circus before. I think he is fuckin' born for it. He'd rather play Yoda in Purg.

And sorry, quetz, Marty might have his kind moments,but smirking at people's requests to engage is not an example of a kind moment.

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And viciously trashing people for not agreeing with you is not a kind moment. Just sayin'.

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I think getting drunk with Martin would be enjoyable. He's already drunk - on life and other things I would understand better if we sang some songs together while breaking glasses into a fireplace, and we don't need to know the words. God knows we can't possibly know the words. The Word is what we all want to know, and somewhere in our bicameral minds, dear Marty know truly host The Jesus. Not just any old Jesus. But I digress. The man seems cheerful to a fault. A reincarnation of Quixote, but can't find the windmill.

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El ingenioso. Miguel was right. The Spanish guy knew it. We CANNOT.

Since Siduri told Gilgamesh, since Cyrenaics were stopped by Plato, we've had guilt in the way. In schizophasic ramblings that some enjoy.

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Kelly Alves

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quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
And viciously trashing people for not agreeing with you is not a kind moment. Just sayin'.

OK, before I go nuts, can you remind me what you are talking about?

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quote:
Originally posted by Doublethink.:
Yes, but my beard is humble and I weep when I am struck by the tragedy of the SHATTERED perfume bottle - have you kept your brother ? Have you ascended unworthy ? Are you alright mate, because its always about Christ's gardening desires.

{Consults reference materials.}

Well, according to "The Encyclopedia of the Bible"
at Bible Gateway:

quote:
The possession of a beard was a sign of maturity among all the Sem. peoples of the ancient Near E. In most of the languages the word for “elder” or “grownup” is a cognate of the verbal and nominal forms meaning “beard”; e.g. the common Heb. phrase, זִקְנֵ֖י בְּנֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵֽל, “the elders of the children of Israel” (Exod 4:29, et al.). [...] The shaving of the beard was an act of striking and severe contrition and symbolized a radical alteration in the state of things (Isa 7:20, et al.), wherein the shaving of the prophet’s beard portends God’s judgment.
Perhaps the writer had shaved his beard due to contrition or grief, and it's just now growing back, so it is "humble"?

The broken perfume bottle is clearly a reference to John 12, where Mary washed Jesus' feet with perfume; and Judas complained about wasting something so expensive, and said it should've be sold, and the money given to the poor. Perhaps he broke the bottle, as a sign of his disgust? And later, in this world or the next, he regretted his action?

John said Judas didn't care about the poor, but rather embezzled from the disciples' purse. If the writer is Judas, perhaps he grew to realize that his actions and attitudes were wrong and unworthy?

And yet, the excerpt ends with perhaps a hint of the author reaching out for grace from Jesus, the gardener, who is also the vine for each and every one of our branches?

[Biased]

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So here I have a choice. I could either say;

"The murine and lupine are Thrasymachus and Socrates. An accusation which isn't. Shouldn't be. Was misheard. It's Homeric instead. Between the murine and Manchester outer ring road."

or

"Kelly I think you and Mousethief are at cross purposes. Mousethief isn't talking about anything you've said about him but rather history between himself and M60"

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Firenze

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Catching, innit? Instead of Talk Like a Pirate Day we can have Talk Like a Marti(a)n.

Words are our birds winging from the headark (just thinking about it). Will they return with peaceable leaves? Or the the smug look of those who've shat where they liked?

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Kelly Alves

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quote:
Originally posted by mdijon:
So here I have a choice. I could either say;

"The murine and lupine are Thrasymachus and Socrates. An accusation which isn't. Shouldn't be. Was misheard. It's Homeric instead. Between the murine and Manchester outer ring road."

or

"Kelly I think you and Mousethief are at cross purposes. Mousethief isn't talking about anything you've said about him but rather history between himself and M60"

I KNOW.

Good grief, I shudder to think what the answer to " How stupid do you think I am?" would be.

As a big high Admin type mucky muck, I figure I should be aware of such things as a snarl fest between Mousey and Marty, but I'm drawing a blank. Figured M T wouln't mind giving me a short recap.

[ 26. May 2016, 07:43: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]

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mdijon
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As a lowly shipmate I obviously notice more on the ground than you as I remember the angry exchanges quite well. I wouldn't see misreading the subject of a passively-voiced single sentence as evidence of great stupidity and didn't have you down as a stupid type a priori either. The assumptions in your latest post on the other hand... not entirely worthy of you.

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Kelly Alves

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.? I was calling myself stupid.

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Kelly Alves

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OK, allow me to be your joke sherpa:
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:


Good grief, I shudder to think what the answer to " How stupid do you think I am?" would be.


... Meaning, " I imagine if people started answering that question, lists would be long and the thread would be overrun." It was an attempt at self- deprecating humor.

I have no idea what you mean by " not worthy of me." I had the gall to call Martin a chronic masturbator when we all know that is a glass houses remark of epic proportions. Whoever said I had standards?

[ 26. May 2016, 08:18: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]

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Kelly Alves

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(And never mind, MT, someone reminded me. Better not to recap that one.)

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mdijon
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So we're here demonstrating that even without the Manchester Outer Ring Road obfuscation communication can be tricky.

Still, I think you're a kind person so probably it's all OK.

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Marvin the Martian

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quote:
Originally posted by mdijon:
So we're here demonstrating that even without the Manchester Outer Ring Road obfuscation communication can be tricky.

Yes it can. Which is just one more reason why the shitbag's obfuscatory ramblings are to be vilified.

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I know communication, and this Sir, is no communication.

X-post but who cares?

[ 26. May 2016, 09:18: Message edited by: Patdys ]

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mdijon
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But Socratically, Homerically, untenably it is. It MUST be. It's all we have. Can have. The dove has an olive branch.

[If cross-posted who would ever guess?]

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quote:
Originally posted by Firenze:
Catching, innit? Instead of Talk Like a Pirate Day we can have Talk Like a Marti(a)n.


Oh that M60 would only post as he does for one day of the year.

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Anselmina
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quote:
Originally posted by Twilight:
quote:
Originally posted by no prophet's flag is set so...:
I like the word salad dressing Martin provides. Haiku to all of the unwashed leaves.

So do I. Like his post to Kelly above with his reference to Dante's eighth circle of hell for the malicious use of reason. It's like when I watch Jeopardy, half the time I don't get the answer, but I'm very pleased when I do.

It's not like Martin is writing gibberish, there is meaning there, you just have to work for it a little bit and if you don't find that fun then scroll on.

I also agree with Anselmina that he's a very nice person.

Well, tbh, I don't know if he's nice or not! Just differently wired. And I could be a mug for thinking so. And I'm certainly not up to the task to always catching on what he's talking about.

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quote:
Originally posted by no prophet's flag is set so...:
The man seems cheerful to a fault. A reincarnation of Quixote, but can't find the windmill.

Since when was Don Quixote de la Manche, the Knight of the Sad Face, "cheerful to a fault"?

The hapless Knight was living in a private nightmare/fantasy where he apparently experienced life in a completely different way to everyone else and was forced to parade his delusions for everyone else's amusement.

Oh. I get it now.

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mdijon
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Most of us have nice and not-so-nice sides. What we should say is that this particular response is not-so-nice. There's no need to try and infer what that says about Martin60 the person in totality. I've done some shitty things in my time, I don't expect to have to call myself a shit because of that.

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quote:
Originally posted by mdijon:
Most of us have nice and not-so-nice sides. What we should say is that this particular response is not-so-nice. There's no need to try and infer what that says about Martin60 the person in totality. I've done some shitty things in my time, I don't expect to have to call myself a shit because of that.

The problem illustrated above is that if we all adopt Martinesque patterns of posting, it is bloody difficult to work out who is responding to whom, who is insulting whom, etc.

Kindly call a spade a spade. If you think I've somehow said something about Martin, then say so. If you are responding to something someone else has said, kindly do the rest of us the honour of addressing them.

Vaguely waving your anger to the general populous without specifically addressing anyone in particular and using subtleties only you can really understand is a recipe for annoyance. Even if what you are saying is supposed to be a backhanded compliment.

I hope you're listening Martin.

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quote:
Originally posted by Anselmina:
Well, tbh, I don't know if he's nice or not! Just differently wired.

just not as differently as he'd like to be. And that, IMO, is part of the problem.

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mdijon
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quote:
Originally posted by mr cheesy:
Vaguely waving your anger to the general populous without specifically addressing anyone in particular and using subtleties only you can really understand is a recipe for annoyance. Even if what you are saying is supposed to be a backhanded compliment.

I really wasn't angry at all. I was just stating a view, responding to the nice vs not-nice discussions that have been going on in this thread. There weren't any subtleties there. At least not intentionally.

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Kelly Alves

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We're all starting to develop contact weirdness. Maybe it's time to go to the Circus and do another round of "Let's Offend!"

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Aye mr cheesy.

Sorry Marvin the Martian.

And Schroedinger's Cat.

mousethief I attacked once too often AFTER making progress. One of my long term problems of being hostile to my misperception of hostile belief in his case.

Thanks everyone.

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Kelly Alves

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quote:
Originally posted by Anselmina:
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Originally posted by Twilight:
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Originally posted by no prophet's flag is set so...:
I like the word salad dressing Martin provides. Haiku to all of the unwashed leaves.

So do I. Like his post to Kelly above with his reference to Dante's eighth circle of hell for the malicious use of reason. It's like when I watch Jeopardy, half the time I don't get the answer, but I'm very pleased when I do.

It's not like Martin is writing gibberish, there is meaning there, you just have to work for it a little bit and if you don't find that fun then scroll on.

I also agree with Anselmina that he's a very nice person.

Well, tbh, I don't know if he's nice or not! Just differently wired. And I could be a mug for thinking so. And I'm certainly not up to the task to always catching on what he's talking about.
Well, both of you, he didn't aim that comment at you, so you can afford to admire it or ignore it. If you were the one trying to figure out whether you had just been called a liar or a "malicious reasoner," in abscence of any explanation of what specifically may have earned either term, you might not find it so charming.

And it's the explanation part that is the issue. If Martin feels the comment that provoked the Dante reference was unfair, why doesn't he add something to that filagree of descriptors that tells me why?

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no prophet's flag is set so...

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I went with Cervantes because Martin is not Dantesque. Had thought of Vonnegut mating with Omar Khayyam and Kafka. But it seemed too cynical and leaning sinister. Though the 3 way could be trinitarian. The dexter was the clockwise turning windymill.

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Holy fuck, it IS catching . [Ultra confused]

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And Kelly, I was just entering in to the spirit of the place. I'm sorry.

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I like the word salad dressing Martin provides. Haiku to all of the unwashed leaves.

So do I. Like his post to Kelly above with his reference to Dante's eighth circle of hell for the malicious use of reason. It's like when I watch Jeopardy, half the time I don't get the answer, but I'm very pleased when I do.

It's not like Martin is writing gibberish, there is meaning there, you just have to work for it a little bit and if you don't find that fun then scroll on.

I also agree with Anselmina that he's a very nice person.

Well, tbh, I don't know if he's nice or not! Just differently wired. And I could be a mug for thinking so. And I'm certainly not up to the task to always catching on what he's talking about.
Well, both of you, he didn't aim that comment at you, so you can afford to admire it or ignore it. If you were the one trying to figure out whether you had just been called a liar or a "malicious reasoner," in abscence of any explanation of what specifically may have earned either term, you might not find it so charming.

And it's the explanation part that is the issue. If Martin feels the comment that provoked the Dante reference was unfair, why doesn't he add something to that filagree of descriptors that tells me why?

You can in fact "afford to admire it or ignore it." It will cost you exactly nothing.

There's a scroll bar on the right side of my computer screen, and a scroll wheel on my mouse. On my phone, I just flick the screen with my finger and easily make my way right past posts from people who bug the ever-living crap out of me.

Everyone here having little fits over Martin60's posts has the technology and the brains to skip right over his posts. Instead, you keep reading them and letting them bug you and responding to them and then you come here and tell him he should change. How about you change your behavior? Before you squeeze out the color and interest that he brings to the boards and it gets just that much more dull around here.

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Kelly Alves

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( to Marty)

GAAAH!

If I pissed you off, get off your high horse and say so! THAT is entering the spirit of the place!

In a moment of probably unwise generosity, I am finding myself inclined to believe you have a genuine discomfort with conflict. Even the Purgatorial version. I can relate. But real discussion means at some point you are going to be in conflict with someone at some point. Dodging it with indirect jabs and unneccesary mea culpas is just-- avoiding real conversation.

[ 26. May 2016, 17:10: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]

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I went with Cervantes because Martin is not Dantesque. Had thought of Vonnegut mating with Omar Khayyam and Kafka. But it seemed too cynical and leaning sinister. Though the 3 way could be trinitarian. The dexter was the clockwise turning windymill.

Your literary allusion to Don Quixote makes no sense. To the extent that I wonder if you've actually read it.

I know nothing of Dante, a little of Kafka and a bit more of Machiavelli. Martin resembles neither of the latter two and I doubt he has much to do with the former.

Hence, I think you might want to stop trying to look clever and try using insults based on things you know about. Masturbation is a popular one.

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I don't know why we are comparing Martin to anyone. The only reason Dante came up is he alluded to it.

And masturbation is the Great Unifier. That's why it's popular.

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I don't know why we are comparing Martin to anyone. The only reason Dante came up is he alluded to it.


I suspect Martin actually knows the meanings of his allusions and has actually read the works he cites. We might, of course, mock his pomposity - but I can't see any reason to think that is alluding to things to simply look cleverer than the rest of us. If anything, he seems to think we've all read all these things and are conversant in all the stuff he throws around.

As I've indicated, I don't get all the references. I doubt many others do either.

So trying to play at the same game is a hiding to nothing and just makes one look stupid when an allusion is used that someone else happens to know is utter rubbish.

I hope that's clear and blunt enough for you.

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I don't think he's trying to be clever-- like I said, I'm arriving at the conclusion that he doesn't want to directly confront people. I'm more or less inviting him to confront me, if he wants.

Otherwise, like I said, the invite to spin Quixotic wheels in The Circus still stands.

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I went with Cervantes because Martin is not Dantesque. Had thought of Vonnegut mating with Omar Khayyam and Kafka. But it seemed too cynical and leaning sinister. Though the 3 way could be trinitarian. The dexter was the clockwise turning windymill.

Your literary allusion to Don Quixote makes no sense. To the extent that I wonder if you've actually read it.

I know nothing of Dante, a little of Kafka and a bit more of Machiavelli. Martin resembles neither of the latter two and I doubt he has much to do with the former.

Hence, I think you might want to stop trying to look clever and try using insults based on things you know about. Masturbation is a popular one.

You can type with one hand?

You need to look at the Ship's gallery. When you're not streaming whacking material.

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Never mind about that. If you are looking for a precedent, I suggest Collaterly Sisters and her baffling "Businews" reports.

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Marty, if you are still reading this, take comfort in the knowledge your style is inimitable.

(I like Marty. Reminds me of Ernest Borgnine, bless his soul.)

NP&C -- give it up. You have the words, but not the music.

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Ernie Borgnine WAS Marty, 'strewth! I lack his charm. I like him best as Vaslov in Ice Station Zebra, among many memorable roles.

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Soylent Green is people.

I'm not that fussy, but I'm hoping it's you people.

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Ernie Borgnine WAS Marty, 'strewth! I lack his charm. I like him best as Vaslov in Ice Station Zebra, among many memorable roles.

( Sigh)

I'm inviting you to aim at the chin, and you're tickling me. I refuse to let my love for "Marty" derail me from my quest to get you to confront me. Although he was so endearing and vulnerable and-- NO!

I'll give you a head start-- I think I have figured out what I did in my first post that pissed you off enough to throw Dante at me. So, I'm prepared. But that would be a guess. The only way I will know for sure what I did is if you tell me.

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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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Picture me this way if it helps.

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