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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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What if it's not so small a world after all?
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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What if John Henry had stuck to the stint?
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Schroedinger's cat
Ship's cool cat
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What if Neil Young was searching for an EPNS Heart?
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Lord may all my hard times be healing times
take out this broken heart and renew my mind.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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What if you leave the Pennsylvania Station 'bout a quarter to three, read a magazine and then you're in Philadelphia?
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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What if it always rained in southern California?
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Golden Key
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What if Snoopy had flown vs. Underdog, instead of the Red Baron?
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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What if Sue's dad had named him Bill or George, anything but Sue?
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Kitten
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What if all the leaves were green, and the sky was blue
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Maius intra qua extra
Never accept a ride from a stranger, unless they are in a big blue box
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Schroedinger's cat
Ship's cool cat
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What if Stooshe didn't fall for a monster?
(I heard the song the other day, and I still love it, I am still not sure exactly what it is about.)
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Music for your enjoyment
Lord may all my hard times be healing times
take out this broken heart and renew my mind.
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Dafyd
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What if Istanbul was still Constantinople?
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we remain, thanks to original sin, much in love with talking about, rather than with, one another. Rowan Williams
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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That's nobody's business but the Turks. ( sorry.)
What if Jeremy just kept quiet in class today?
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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What if Old MacDonald had a penthouse (eee-ay-eee-ay-o)?
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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What if the three little kittens had lost their diapers?
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Kitten
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What if he wanted his 'brother' to spare $4.63
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Maius intra qua extra
Never accept a ride from a stranger, unless they are in a big blue box
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Stetson
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What if there were quite a few businesses that were like show business?
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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What if my love does it bad?
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Golden Key
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What if it were parsley, sage, rosemary, and skunk cabbage?
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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What if we all live in a green rowboat?
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Golden Key
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What if you went to the Scarsdale fair?
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Baptist Trainfan
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What if the hokey-cokey isn't what it's all about? (Brought to mind as we sung it in our Tots group this morning).
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Stetson
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What if some people find pictures of Chairman Mao a real turn-on?
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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What if (baby, baby) it's a mild world and it's a cinch to get by just upon a smile?
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Golden Key
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{Cat Stevens tandem.)
What if, despite changes, we didn't all know that yesterday is past, and we don't want to start living for the one that's going to last?
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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What if Lido caught the boat that day?
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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jrw
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What if the karma police had been subject to so many cutbacks and had become so demoralised, they were unable to function properly?
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Pigwidgeon
Ship's Owl
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What if you couldn't get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant?
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"...that is generally a matter for Pigwidgeon, several other consenting adults, a bottle of cheap Gin and the odd giraffe."
~Tortuf
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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quote:
Originally posted by Pigwidgeon:
What if you couldn't get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant?
Or what if you wanted something other than leftover turkey and that seemed to be all she had?
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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What if we ch-ch-ch-change, but still can't face the strain?
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
What if Lido caught the boat that day?
Nice!
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Banner Lady
Ship's Ensign
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What if it hadn't rained the day the cake was left outside?
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Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.
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The5thMary
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What if Brandy wouldn't have made a fine wife? Would the sailors still be in love with the sea?
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God gave me my face but She let me pick my nose.
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The5thMary
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What if you weren't turning Japanese and you never really thought so?
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God gave me my face but She let me pick my nose.
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The5thMary
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quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
What if the uptown girl lived in a rye bread world?
![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif) ![[Overused]](graemlins/notworthy.gif)
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God gave me my face but She let me pick my nose.
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Meike
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What if she'd been looking for a country boy, Billy?
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“A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol” ― Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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What if I dreamed of Jeannie with the bleached blonde hair?
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Stetson
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What if my angel was one of the girls in the phone-sex ads in the back of the magazine?
[ 16. April 2015, 16:00: Message edited by: Stetson ]
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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What if all through the night stray cat is crying so someone throws a boot at it?
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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The5thMary
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What if he does understand that I bop and you bop and they bop? He probably bops as well but might not admit to it.
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God gave me my face but She let me pick my nose.
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Leaf
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What if they'd tried life in the slow lane?
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Golden Key
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What if the lady Munchkins represented the Lullaby Biker Gang?
![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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L'organist
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Am I going to Scarborough Fair?
No. Last time I went I got a parking ticket, so its Bridlington for me from now on.
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Rara temporum felicitate ubi sentire quae velis et quae sentias dicere licet
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The5thMary
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What if I wish they all weren't California girls but maybe some from Washington state?
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God gave me my face but She let me pick my nose.
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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What if there is a house in New Orleans
they call the rising gorge?
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Stetson
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What if Jesus had been a chartered account when he walked upon the water?
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The5thMary
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quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
What if there is a house in New Orleans
they call the rising gorge?
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God gave me my face but She let me pick my nose.
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Golden Key
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What if "Inna Gada Davida" was understandable?
![[Confused]](confused.gif)
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Dafyd
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What if he hadn't killed a man but was framed, and the devil Beelzebub set aside for him had to slink back to Hell, and so they would let him go?
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we remain, thanks to original sin, much in love with talking about, rather than with, one another. Rowan Williams
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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What if He placed the whole world on a stand for a while so He could use His hands to do something else?
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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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Pigwidgeon
Ship's Owl
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What if dragons lived forever, but so did little boys?
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"...that is generally a matter for Pigwidgeon, several other consenting adults, a bottle of cheap Gin and the odd giraffe."
~Tortuf
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Kitten
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What if the train was bound for mid-afternoon town, which was quite close
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Maius intra qua extra
Never accept a ride from a stranger, unless they are in a big blue box
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