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Thread: VOTE! Wit of the Year
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Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
# 1984
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Doublethink is still laughing at the Holy Spirit's revelation of what Wet Kipper wears under his kilt, and almost misses the announcement.
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All political thinking for years past has been vitiated in the same way. People can foresee the future only when it coincides with their own wishes, and the most grossly obvious facts can be ignored when they are unwelcome. George Orwell
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jedijudy
Organist of the Jedi Temple
# 333
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jj steps deftly in front of Wet Kipper. No wardrobe malfunctions here!
Mr. Kipper, Sir, would you like me to bring the podium out here so you can stand behind it? We don't want any Holy Spirit "accidents", you know.
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Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.
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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
# 1654
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The Ubermeister of Urbanity himself.....
Sine Nomine
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QLib
Bad Example
# 43
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![[Hot and Hormonal]](icon_redface.gif) Bad code. You can tell I've had a dram or two while waiting. Actually 3 drams - because it's taking so bloody long
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Tradition is the handing down of the flame, not the worship of the ashes Gustav Mahler.
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Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
# 1984
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![[Overused]](graemlins/notworthy.gif)
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All political thinking for years past has been vitiated in the same way. People can foresee the future only when it coincides with their own wishes, and the most grossly obvious facts can be ignored when they are unwelcome. George Orwell
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jedijudy
Organist of the Jedi Temple
# 333
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The crowd humans, sheep, cannibals and all jump up and down, cheering wildly!!!
Uncle Sine! Uncle Sine! Uncle Sine! Uncle Sine!
WooHoo!
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Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.
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QLib
Bad Example
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Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! ![[Yipee]](graemlins/spin.gif)
[Trips and falls. Stewards move forward, but she revives and waves them away]
Speech! Speech!
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Tradition is the handing down of the flame, not the worship of the ashes Gustav Mahler.
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eeGAD
Wandering Stowaway
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He's now the Award Winning Uncle Sine!! Couldn't have given it to a wittier chap!
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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
# 1654
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*not realising his microphone is still on, Wet Kipper leans over to Judy*
"Ah'd better be going, the dinner's oan and a'm starvin".
*and with that, he runs offstage *
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jedijudy
Organist of the Jedi Temple
# 333
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Well done, Sine Nomine!
jj waves at Wet Kipper, then looking at the length of the stage, takes her shoes off and pads barefooted across the stage...without tripping even once.
Sheep 3! There you are! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.
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Janine
The Endless Simmer
# 3337
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<... cue much sinuous waving of be-bangled arms overhead, shrill bellydance style cheering... well, someone has to retain the tackiness factor, now Sine's won the thread is suddenly all classy-like...>
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Take Me Home * My Heart * An hour with Rich Mullins *
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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...stares entranced at Janine's jangling belly...
Oh, yes - um...<koff> Ahem! Congratulations, Sine!
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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quote:
Originally posted by Wet Kipper:
*and with that, he runs offstage *
*comet shakes herself awake, looks up to see the parting "shot", and leaps up to chase the real trophy off the stage.*
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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Well deserved! Congratulations, Sine!
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Grits
Compassionate fundamentalist
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He'll be thrilled. No, seriously -- he will be thrilled. I hope there's a prize. He'll be expecting it.
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Lord, fill my mouth with worthwhile stuff, and shut it when I've said enough. Amen.
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Twilight
Puddleglum's sister
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Yay, Sine!
Oh there's a fine prize, Grits. Simon displays it on the show thread above. It may mean that Sine won't need to buy that new TV after all.
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KenWritez
Shipmate
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Congratulations, Sine! It was the ice cream forks that did it, I bet.
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"The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd." --Quentin Tarantino, Pulp Fiction
My blog: http://oxygenofgrace.blogspot.com
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Sine Nomine
Ship's backstabbing bastard
# 66
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Oh, jeez...you guys. That is just so nice. I'm speechless.
Well, perhaps not really speechless. But touched. Definitely touched. (I see a lot of heads nodding out there.)
And I just wanna thank all the people who give me so much material to work with by being on the same planet. Because I like to think 'wit' has to do with pointing out - in Christian love, of course - the huge difference between what people say and what they do, which even as a little child puzzled and confused me. In fact it still does.
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Precious, Precious, Sweet, Sweet Daddy...
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Janine
The Endless Simmer
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I am so proud of Sine Nomine. Somebody pass the ice cream.
[ 03. February 2009, 05:11: Message edited by: Janine ]
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