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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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So, be nice my fawning shitstains or I'll wipe you off my board.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Alfie, you're such a flirt!
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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QLib
Bad Example
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Awwww! You say the sweetest things!
![[Axe murder]](graemlins/lovedrops.gif) ![[Angel]](graemlins/angel.gif)
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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Nice outfit, Qlib. Would you like to come over for coffee?
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QLib
Bad Example
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You find the grey dress and bonnet fetching? That's nice.
Thank you for your kind offer, but I avoid all artificial stimulants, so I must decline.
Beer, on the other hand....
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Tradition is the handing down of the flame, not the worship of the ashes Gustav Mahler.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Coffee is 100% natural. No artificial stimulants at all.
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QLib
Bad Example
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Well, OK, basically avoid anything that helps men to stay awake.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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So, join me for a late-night skin flick?
[ 08. May 2011, 16:37: Message edited by: Alfred E. Neuman ]
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QLib
Bad Example
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Playing happily by themselves is a good second best.
Or should that be with?
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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Gosh, Pants! You can call me Daniel, anytime!
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Imaginary Friend
Real to you
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I thought anonymity was all part of the allure. You know, "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" and all that.
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Brian Clough
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art dunce
Shipmate
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I thought the thread was going to be about He-Man.
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Ego is not your amigo.
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QLib
Bad Example
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quote:
Originally posted by Imaginary Friend:
I thought anonymity was all part of the allure. You know, "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" and all that.
Allure? ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
Are we still talking about Alf?
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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I'm crushed QLib. We could have had such beautiful children.
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QLib
Bad Example
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God knows it's tempting, Alf, but I think eating other people's children would be frowned upon even on an H&A day.
I still have the gingerbread house, if you want to come over,but coffee tends to make it go soggy.
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Ye Olde Motherboarde
Ship's Mother and Singing Quilter
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I wish someone would flirt with ME. JB has been ignoring me lately. ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
[ 09. May 2011, 00:36: Message edited by: Alfred E. Neuman ]
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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
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"Because Mousethief Asked For It"
An Occasional-Verse
Because it was asked for
We decided to do it
Not because it was wise,
Nor because it was ordered
But simply
Out of kindness
Sometimes, these things seem right
Often, they do not—but we do them anyway
Just . . . just because.
There is beauty in some such acts
In others, there is joy
In all of them, though, is Something
A Something that matters
A Something that is good.
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Thankyou.
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Sober Preacher's Kid
Presbymethegationalist
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My eyes are weeping with joy at the sight of that beautiful poem.
[ 09. May 2011, 03:20: Message edited by: mousethief ]
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Ye Olde Motherboarde
Ship's Mother and Singing Quilter
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Originally posted by Ye Olde Motherboarde:
I wish someone would flirt with ME. JB has been ignoring me lately.
Ah, Alfred..... just a question - Did you change my original post? ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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Yes, I corrected your spelling. So spank me.
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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
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quote:
Originally posted by Sober Preacher's Kid:
My eyes are weeping with joy at the sight of that beautiful poem.
Why thank you, Mousekid. If that one made your eyes bleed with joy, I've got another one just for you!
"Sobriety"
What pain is this, upon my early dawn?
'Tis like the Death, but far less merciful
For She doth promise Heaven's own sweet lawn,
But this will give but cause for me to drool.
Oh why, oh why did I late stay again?
Forsooth, I ha' often trod this path of woe;
I knew this to come, when I did begin,
When Jalisco's first shot, back I did throw.
And then the GIN, and hard cider to chase,
A pint of ale, then another to check
What the others had done, passed by my face,
Before my lips found a sweet lassie's neck.
That last might explain my throbbing black eye;
For I was right dumb; I ask myself, "WHY???"
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Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
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cos Jesus loves me, Him or Tubbs, things are so bad I get them cofused [sic] these days.
[ 09. May 2011, 14:40: Message edited by: mousethief ]
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It is better to be Kind than right.
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Genevičve
Mother-Hatting Cat Lover
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Mousethief, you rock! (Not to be confused with "Alf, you rock.")
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"Ineffable" defined: "I cannot and will not be effed with." (Courtesy of CCTooSweet in Running the Books)
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Ye Olde Motherboarde
Ship's Mother and Singing Quilter
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quote:
Originally posted by Alfred E. Neuman:
Yes, I corrected your spelling. So spank me.
The thought is giving me pause, but you will have to be within my arm's length, so that means if you want that spanking, you will have to come east, young man.
![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
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Genevičve
Mother-Hatting Cat Lover
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Gee MT, you are a sensitive soul!! And deserve to be included in compliments. You do indeed rock at the level of the PTB in this place. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Yus, yus.
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