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Alan Cresswell

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[ 06. December 2016, 23:20: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]

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I wouldn't respond if you did; posting in Hell is below my dignity.
Besides, you are not talking to me here. No one is.

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Marvin the Martian

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quote:
Originally posted by Alan Cresswell:
 

[Overused]
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I'm hoping this means I'm tagging along the coattails of awesomeness even tho I haven't the faintest idea what's going on but hey that's grace right?

[ 01. May 2012, 14:36: Message edited by: Evensong ]

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Lyda*Rose

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As mousethief just quoted Carly Simon on another thread:
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I bet you think this song is about you, don't you? don't you?


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quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
As mousethief just quoted Carly Simon on another thread:
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I bet you think this song is about you, don't you? don't you?

Talking about mousethief, Alan Cresswell has just outdone him for succintness.

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Marvin the Martian

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quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
Talking about mousethief, Alan Cresswell has just outdone him for succintness.

Meh. It's possible to be even more succinct if you leave out the .sig. Observe:

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Loquacious beachcomber
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quote:
Originally posted by Evensong:
 


I'm hoping this means I'm tagging along the coattails of awesomeness even tho I haven't the faintest idea what's going on...

Employing your regular posting style then, are you?

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Loquacious beachcomber
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Were somebody to use six blank lines as a signature, would that violate the rules against too many lines in your sig?

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(edited to add )

[ 01. May 2012, 16:34: Message edited by: Firenze ]

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quote:
Originally posted by Evensong:
 


I'm hoping this means I'm tagging along the coattails of awesomeness even tho I haven't the faintest idea what's going on but hey that's grace right?

No, it means you're an asshole. As usual.

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At this most difficult time, I offer you the only words I have available.

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PS: [Razz] [Razz] [Razz] to Marvin.

(You can work out how I did that by quoting me.)

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Zen what happened?

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I agree.

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quote:
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Nice.
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I would read Purgatory more if it were like this.

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I started to make the effort but then I

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quote:
Originally posted by Alan Cresswell:
 

I agree

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ref

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There's a review of the Ship coming up, and Hell is down on its stats. Typical public service behaviour, unfortunately.

[ 01. May 2012, 22:20: Message edited by: orfeo ]

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Getting back to the OP now, I would simply add...

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Slow day in scienceland, Cresswell?

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I have a list.
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quote:
Originally posted by RooK:
I have a list.

Why bother?

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Originally posted by Ricardus:
PS: [Razz] [Razz] [Razz] to Marvin.

Very clever.

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quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
Zen what happened?

quote:
Originally posted by Firenze:
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I agree.

 
 
 

So yeah.

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quote:
Originally posted by Schroedinger's cat:
quote:
Originally posted by Evensong:
 


I'm hoping this means I'm tagging along the coattails of awesomeness even tho I haven't the faintest idea what's going on but hey that's grace right?

No, it means you're an asshole. As usual.
Don't you have a broader repertoire of more gender specific insults?

I am female.

I don't appreciate being called an asshole. The connotations are too male.

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Evensong
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As for the rest of you : WTF is going on?

I hate missing out on jokes. It's against my religion.

EXPLAIN YOURSELVES.


Please?

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I am female.

I don't appreciate being called an asshole. The connotations are too male.

WTF?

Women don't have assholes? Damn and I laugh when she blames the dog.

AtB, Pyx_e

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once a cloaca, always a cloaca. [Big Grin]

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quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
Slow day in scienceland, Cresswell?

There must be days when Alan simply says 'Screw it, radioactive substances are gonna decay anyhow'.

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quote:
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I have a list.

To starboard?

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Evensong
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quote:
Originally posted by Pyx_e:
WTF?

Women don't have assholes?

We do.

But we generally talk less shit.

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quote:
Originally posted by Evensong:
WTF is going on?

We stole your penguin. 'nuff said.
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Patdys
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And we're back to cloaca's. Penguins have em. And the Brits were em.

[ 02. May 2012, 11:24: Message edited by: Patdys ]

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quote:
Originally posted by Evensong:
EXPLAIN YOURSELVES.

We can't. It's part of the mystery of being.
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quote:
Originally posted by Grits:
quote:
Originally posted by RooK:
I have a list.

Why bother?
You didn't ask if the list has entries.

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quote:
Originally posted by Evensong:
quote:
Originally posted by Pyx_e:
WTF?

Women don't have assholes?

We do.

But we generally talk less shit.

speak for yourself, sissypants.

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quote:
Originally posted by RooK:
I have a list.

And they'll none of 'em be missed!
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quote:
Originally posted by Alan Cresswell:
 

Btw, does this mean you've been rendered speechless?
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quote:
Originally posted by Evensong:
EXPLAIN YOURSELVES.

Explanatory link

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quote:
Originally posted by Patdys:
And we're back to cloaca's. Penguins have em. And the Brits were em.

I'm so proud of you Patdys. You have reached the pinnacle of the truly spiritual. You're not afraid to be called a nerd.

NERD.

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quote:
Originally posted by comet:
quote:
Originally posted by Evensong:
quote:
Originally posted by Pyx_e:
WTF?

Women don't have assholes?

We do.

But we generally talk less shit.

speak for yourself, sissypants.
I did say generally.

There are always (unfortunately) exceptions to the rule.

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quote:
Originally posted by justlooking:
quote:
Originally posted by Evensong:
WTF is going on?

We stole your penguin. 'nuff said.
Not mine. I actually have two. Harald and Mawson. It's this joke at work that got out of hand.

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quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
Harald and Mawson.

They're next.
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quote:
Originally posted by Alan Cresswell:
 



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