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Thread: Hell: I'd call you to Hell, but you're not worth the effort
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Alan Cresswell
Mad Scientist 先生
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[ 06. December 2016, 23:20: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
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Loquacious beachcomber
Shipmate
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I wouldn't respond if you did; posting in Hell is below my dignity. Besides, you are not talking to me here. No one is.
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Evensong
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I'm hoping this means I'm tagging along the coattails of awesomeness even tho I haven't the faintest idea what's going on but hey that's grace right? [ 01. May 2012, 14:36: Message edited by: Evensong ]
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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As mousethief just quoted Carly Simon on another thread: quote: I bet you think this song is about you, don't you? don't you?
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Sioni Sais
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quote: Originally posted by Lyda*Rose: As mousethief just quoted Carly Simon on another thread: quote: I bet you think this song is about you, don't you? don't you?
Talking about mousethief, Alan Cresswell has just outdone him for succintness.
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(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Marvin the Martian
Interplanetary
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quote: Originally posted by Sioni Sais: Talking about mousethief, Alan Cresswell has just outdone him for succintness.
Meh. It's possible to be even more succinct if you leave out the .sig. Observe:
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Loquacious beachcomber
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quote: Originally posted by Evensong:
I'm hoping this means I'm tagging along the coattails of awesomeness even tho I haven't the faintest idea what's going on...
Employing your regular posting style then, are you?
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Loquacious beachcomber
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Were somebody to use six blank lines as a signature, would that violate the rules against too many lines in your sig?
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
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(edited to add ) [ 01. May 2012, 16:34: Message edited by: Firenze ]
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Schroedinger's cat
Ship's cool cat
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quote: Originally posted by Evensong:
I'm hoping this means I'm tagging along the coattails of awesomeness even tho I haven't the faintest idea what's going on but hey that's grace right?
No, it means you're an asshole. As usual.
-------------------- Blog Music for your enjoyment Lord may all my hard times be healing times take out this broken heart and renew my mind.
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Ricardus
Shipmate
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PS: to Marvin.
(You can work out how I did that by quoting me.)
-------------------- Then the dog ran before, and coming as if he had brought the news, shewed his joy by his fawning and wagging his tail. -- Tobit 11:9 (Douai-Rheims)
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Ariel
Shipmate
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Zen what happened?
quote: Originally posted by Firenze: (edited to add )
I agree.
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GreyFace
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quote: Originally posted by Ricardus:
Nice.
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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I started to make the effort but then I
-------------------- Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Boogie
Boogie on down!
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quote: Originally posted by Alan Cresswell:
I agree
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Custard
Shipmate
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ref
-------------------- blog Adam's likeness, Lord, efface; Stamp thine image in its place.
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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There's a review of the Ship coming up, and Hell is down on its stats. Typical public service behaviour, unfortunately. [ 01. May 2012, 22:20: Message edited by: orfeo ]
-------------------- Technology has brought us all closer together. Turns out a lot of the people you meet as a result are complete idiots.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Slow day in scienceland, Cresswell?
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RooK
1 of 6
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I have a list.
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Grits
Compassionate fundamentalist
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quote: Originally posted by RooK: I have a list.
Why bother?
-------------------- Lord, fill my mouth with worthwhile stuff, and shut it when I've said enough. Amen.
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Marvin the Martian
Interplanetary
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quote: Originally posted by Ricardus: PS: to Marvin.
Very clever.
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Nunc Dimittis
Seamstress of Sound
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quote: Originally posted by Ariel: Zen what happened?
quote: Originally posted by Firenze: (edited to add )
I agree.
So yeah.
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Evensong
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quote: Originally posted by Schroedinger's cat: quote: Originally posted by Evensong:
I'm hoping this means I'm tagging along the coattails of awesomeness even tho I haven't the faintest idea what's going on but hey that's grace right?
No, it means you're an asshole. As usual.
Don't you have a broader repertoire of more gender specific insults?
I am female.
I don't appreciate being called an asshole. The connotations are too male.
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Evensong
Shipmate
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As for the rest of you : WTF is going on?
I hate missing out on jokes. It's against my religion.
EXPLAIN YOURSELVES.
Please?
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Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
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quote: I am female.
I don't appreciate being called an asshole. The connotations are too male.
WTF?
Women don't have assholes? Damn and I laugh when she blames the dog.
AtB, Pyx_e
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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quote: Originally posted by mousethief: Slow day in scienceland, Cresswell?
There must be days when Alan simply says 'Screw it, radioactive substances are gonna decay anyhow'.
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(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Boogie
Boogie on down!
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quote: Originally posted by RooK: I have a list.
To starboard?
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Evensong
Shipmate
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quote: Originally posted by Pyx_e: WTF?
Women don't have assholes?
We do.
But we generally talk less shit.
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Ariel
Shipmate
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quote: Originally posted by Evensong: EXPLAIN YOURSELVES.
We can't. It's part of the mystery of being.
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Lamb Chopped
Ship's kebab
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quote: Originally posted by Grits: quote: Originally posted by RooK: I have a list.
Why bother?
You didn't ask if the list has entries.
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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quote: Originally posted by Evensong: quote: Originally posted by Pyx_e: WTF?
Women don't have assholes?
We do.
But we generally talk less shit.
speak for yourself, sissypants.
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"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Ariel
Shipmate
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quote: Originally posted by Alan Cresswell:
Btw, does this mean you've been rendered speechless?
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Evensong
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quote: Originally posted by Patdys: And we're back to cloaca's. Penguins have em. And the Brits were em.
I'm so proud of you Patdys. You have reached the pinnacle of the truly spiritual. You're not afraid to be called a nerd.
NERD.
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Evensong
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quote: Originally posted by comet: quote: Originally posted by Evensong: quote: Originally posted by Pyx_e: WTF?
Women don't have assholes?
We do.
But we generally talk less shit.
speak for yourself, sissypants.
I did say generally.
There are always (unfortunately) exceptions to the rule.
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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quote: Originally posted by justlooking: quote: Originally posted by Evensong: WTF is going on?
We stole your penguin. 'nuff said.
Not mine. I actually have two. Harald and Mawson. It's this joke at work that got out of hand.
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justlooking
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quote: Originally posted by orfeo: Harald and Mawson.
They're next.
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dj_ordinaire
Host
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quote: Originally posted by Alan Cresswell:
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