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Thread: Hell: All about leo (he loves it!) (used to be Here, mousy mousy)
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Yorick
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Rather than having you clutter up any nice Purgatory thread with your facile sniping, here’s yet another Hell thread especially for you, mousethief. No doubt, after your tenth anniversary here on the Ship (congratulations, by the way) you’ve seen it all before, so it’s quite understandable that you should be a little bored with the same old discussions coming up again and again, but, well, this is supposed to be a discussion board, you know, for discussion, and all that. Maybe, after having outputted nearly fifty thousand posts here, at the phenomenal rate of about fourteen per every single freaking day during that entire decade, you’ve expended your every useful thought, so here’s a more suitable place for you to dump your totally and utterly useless ones. An entire decade. Wow. God the Almighty must be so proud of you for having devoted such a large portion of your brief and infinitely precious life to such a repeatedly tiresome place, when you could otherwise have been out there expending it more devotedly to useful causes. Facile sniping for Jesus. Yay.
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Marvin the Martian
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One does have to wonder why he feels so compelled to read and post on threads that he so clearly finds to be dull and repetitive. Most sane people, on thinking "FFS this is just the same old crap", would go and read something else instead...
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Yorick, you had to go back to 2005 to find an example to whinge about? Get a life.
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Marvin the Martian
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Originally posted by jacobsen:
Yorick, you had to go back to 2005 to find an example to whinge about? Get a life.
What on earth are you on about?
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Uncle Pete
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My thoughts exactly, Marvin (I was just behind you in checking the link)
Oh, hi Yorkie. Still yapping, I see.
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balaam
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There have been a lot of new posters over the years. many of whom will not have taken part in the said discussions.
If the thread in question had been started by a n00b, you Yorick, would have my support.
But it wasn't that, was it. It was a thread started by someone who regularly starts such threads, or pastes comments to the same effect on other threads.
And that is boring.
Then the same poster has the audacity to complain that someone has called them on restarting something that they knew was here before.
Yorick, you are a one trick pony. To complain when that is pointed out looks like twattery to me.
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Yorick
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So what would you have me do, then, Steven? I’m interested today in starting a discussion that I was interested enough to take part in last year, and also a year before that (hypothetically speaking). Should I therefore shut the fuck up just in case you or mousethief happen to find my taking part repetitive or boring? Should I stop taking part in said discussion, so that you can have your discussion board undisturbed by, er, discussion? Or should I just stop being interested? Why don't you tell me what you want, so I can tell you to go and fuck yourself with it?
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Sioni Sais
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Haven't seen anybody call him/herself to Hell since, oh, probably mine last week (it was allegedly to IngoB, but you know what these things are like).
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Yorick
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Well, since you've kindly (though completely irrelevantly) turned up here instead, fuck you, twatface.
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Zach82
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Well, since you've kindly (though completely irrelevantly) turned up here instead, fuck you, twatface.
Next time you feel inspired to start a Hell thread, Yorick, I advise you to first go on a nice walk in the park, throw some bread crumbs to the duckies, and maybe have some coffee and cake at a cafe while watching the clouds sail by. Perhaps even buy a glossy magazine to read in your garden. I recommend Monocle, which has a little something for everyone, nothing to raise the blood pressure, and lots of ads for very nice watches.
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Sober Preacher's Kid
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It's mousethief's birthday?
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Taliesin
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I'm intriegued* as to why he picked on MT - at least 3 other posters said the same thing. As would I, if I could have been bothered to read the thread. Now I have read the thread, but only cos it was linked. So any comment is a bit redundant.
I liked Leaf's fix.
*I wish the ship had spell check.
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alienfromzog
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Originally posted by Taliesin:
I'm intriegued* as to why he picked on MT - at least 3 other posters said the same thing. As would I, if I could have been bothered to read the thread. Now I have read the thread, but only cos it was linked. So any comment is a bit redundant.
I liked Leaf's fix.
*I wish the ship had spell check.
Spell Checker...
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Originally posted by Sober Preacher's Kid:
It's mousethief's birthday?
Actually Yorick said anniversary, although a month late.
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Leaf
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Boo hoo hoo, now you're all picking on me, when all I wanted to do was contribute to a discussion and honestly learn more about christianity from you fucking deluded idiots. Boo hoo hoo. (sobs into handkerchief)
- Intermission - Act III
I'm a great person, really. You shouldn't judge me by my posts, you should judge my motivations which are pure as the driven snow, I assure you. I'm a hero in real life, and if you only took the time to know the real me, you'd admire me as much as I admire myself. (sighs longingly into mirror)
- Intermission - Act IV
I hate all you bastards, and I'm quitting this tiresome place. That is, until I come back because I crave attention almost as much as I admire my own principled contempt for you all. (curtain)
Thank you, thank you very much. Next show's at 11. Don't forget to buy my CD on the way out!
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Alfred E. Neuman
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Originally posted by Leaf:
...Thank you, thank you very much. Next show's at 11. Don't forget to buy my CD on the way out!
Only if it has that great old stand-up routine about how no one can really know the real you simply by your posts. It's one of my favorites. *sniff*
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Patdys
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Originally posted by Leaf:
I'm a great person, really. You shouldn't judge me by my posts, you should judge my motivations which are pure as the driven snow, I assure you.
Don't piss in my lunchbox, thank you very much.
Patdys (Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow)
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Evensong
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It's hard being boring and predictable isn't it Yorick? Makes one feel quite small.
Luddites unite!
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Yorick
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It seems mousethief intends not to make an appearance, and, although some of your posts are quite alluring, I think the better part of valour might be discretion. If there is sufficiently popular demand for another thread all about me, I might reconsider, but, as far as my whinge about mousethief goes, I think I’m done here.
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Evensong
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Originally posted by Yorick:
but, as far as my whinge about mousethief goes, I think I’m done here.
I don't know what has happened to Hell.....
Ain't like the old days.
Way too much niceness going on.
Just aint fun anymore.
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Marvin the Martian
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So fuck off, then. Ain't like we'd miss you.
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Sioni Sais
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Originally posted by Evensong:
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Originally posted by Yorick:
but, as far as my whinge about mousethief goes, I think I’m done here.
I don't know what has happened to Hell.....
Ain't like the old days.
Way too much niceness going on.
Just aint fun anymore.
You've been here less than eighteen months and talking like a bitter and twisted ol' timer.
What is it you call whingers from Australia now? Ah yes, Australians.
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Niteowl
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We could start roasting random members on a monthly basis just to whip up the embers.
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Alfred E. Neuman
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Originally posted by Marvin the Martian:
So fuck off, then. Ain't like we'd miss you.
Yikes! Marvin "Napalm" Martian lays down some cleansing fire!
Where's my asbestos tighty-whiteys?
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Alfred E. Neuman
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Oh, there they are! *stretch*struggle*yank*squeeze*pull*
Say - do these make my arse look big?
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Uncle Pete
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Well if MouseT is not going to post on this thread (and he told me so!)perhaps we could leave this open as a generic thread for Yappie Yorkie to tell us how wonderful he is, and how much people like him in real life (whatever that is).
Spill the bile til I get bored then.
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leo
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Originally posted by PeteC:
Well if MouseT is not going to post on this thread (and he told me so!)perhaps we could leave this open as a generic thread for Yappie Yorkie to tell us how wonderful he is, and how much people like him in real life (whatever that is).
Spill the bile til I get bored then.
Why should he? I never have when called to Hell - it's a statement of contempt not to do so.
What is wrong with him anyway? I like him.
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Uncle Pete
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I said nothing about Mousethief's non-posting - read for context.
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Firenze
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Originally posted by leo:
Why should he? I never have when called to Hell - it's a statement of contempt not to do so.
I always saw it as cowardice myself.
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Imaginary Friend
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leo is admitting to being contemptuous?
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Leaf
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Originally posted by Patdys:
Don't piss in my lunchbox, thank you very much.
Patdys (Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow)
In fact I had your original name in mind, and let the readers understand. The prop for this point in the play would not have been white. I'm sure it would have gotten big laughs.
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Sober Preacher's Kid
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Originally posted by Imaginary Friend:
leo is admitting to being contemptuous?
Was that the cause of cold blast I just felt then?
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jlg
What is this place?
Why am I here?
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Originally posted by Leaf:
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Originally posted by Patdys:
Don't piss in my lunchbox, thank you very much.
Patdys (Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow)
In fact I had your original name in mind, and let the readers understand. The prop for this point in the play would not have been white. I'm sure it would have gotten big laughs.
I'm surely not the only one who has the Frank Zappa/Mothers of Invention tune now on auto-play inside my head. I suspect the Stealer of Small Rodents does.
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jlg posted: I'm surely not the only one who has the Frank Zappa/Mothers of Invention tune now on auto-play inside my head. I suspect the Stealer of Small Rodents does.
Must have something to do with him since the other day his tangent about incense had me humming " Camarillo Brillo" all day.
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Latchkey Kid
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Originally posted by Marvin the Martian:
So fuck off, then. Ain't like we'd miss you.
Unlike some we'd like to miss.
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Sober Preacher's Kid
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Originally posted by The Silent Acolyte:
Give meeeee....
...your dirty looove
I'll have you know I showered today.
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Originally posted by Firenze:
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Originally posted by leo:
Why should he? I never have when called to Hell - it's a statement of contempt not to do so.
I always saw it as cowardice myself.
If I ever get called to Hell that would be my reason for suddenly being scarce. I won't stand on my dignity.
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balaam
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Originally posted by Latchkey Kid:
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Originally posted by Marvin the Martian:
So fuck off, then. Ain't like we'd miss you.
Unlike some we'd like to miss.
Not if you aim carefully.
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Patdys
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Originally posted by Leaf:
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Originally posted by Patdys:
Don't piss in my lunchbox, thank you very much.
Patdys (Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow)
In fact I had your original name in mind, and let the readers understand. The prop for this point in the play would not have been white. I'm sure it would have gotten big laughs.
A dear old Foaming friend once texted me a photo he took that reminded him of me... ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) .
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Evensong
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Originally posted by Niteowl2:
We could start roasting random members on a monthly basis just to whip up the embers.
Fantastic idea!
Should we start with Lyda*Rose?
She's just so good.
Yet personally I was hoping Alfred would go for Sioni Sais.
I don't like his beard.
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Originally posted by Firenze:
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Originally posted by leo:
Why should he? I never have when called to Hell - it's a statement of contempt not to do so.
I always saw it as cowardice myself.
No. True, I don't like the mud-slinging but when I have been called to hell it has been:
a) because I champion Islam
b) I think some evangelical theology is shallow.
I don't think I need further to justify my views, having already done so in Purgatory or whatever.
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Uncle Pete
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Boy, did someone die in here? The self satisfied smog is overwhelming.
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Firenze
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Originally posted by leo:
when I have been called to hell it has been:
a) because I champion Islam
b) I think some evangelical theology is shallow.
The call for causing the book thread to sink under pretension overload - which was that? Islam or evangelical theology?
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Shhh, even mentioning that would be beneath him. He has more important things to do, like copying Amazon customer reviews and posting them in the book thread.
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Uncle Pete
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My bet is dust jackets.
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RooK
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Originally posted by leo:
Just because I am not a snob [snip]
I instinctively leaned out of the way of the metaphorical lightning strike for that assertion.
leo, if we charged you for the amount of throbbing snobbery you convulsively inflict upon these bulletin boards, we'd be fucking rich. Please, just stop deluding yourself.
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