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dyfrig
Blue Scarfed Menace
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(shudder)
[ 30. September 2005, 20:35: Message edited by: Belisarius ]
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Tortuf
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It gives that old phrase "having guests over for dinner" a whole new meaning, doesn't it?
Well, somebody had to say it.
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Nicolemr
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i really wish i hadn't seen that article.
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jellybean
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You're not wrong.
That's minging.
And I love the fact that he's planning on spending his jail time writing a book - how constructive. That'll be one to put on the Christmas wish list. Not.
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strathclydezero
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You could have left that for *after* lunchtime Dyfrig ...
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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On the other hand, I've had some friends who've been quite successful with internet dating.
I saw this yesterday for the first time. What if the entree really was willing? Can't quite wrap my little brain around that particular concept.
Particularly the hors d'oeuvre part.
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Ariel
Shipmate
# 58
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Guests for lunch, turkey on a plate for tea.
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Marvin the Martian
Interplanetary
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quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Particularly the hors d'oeuvre part.
That is just not worth thinking about
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Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Particularly the hors d'oeuvre part.
What's wrong with a bit of Cock-a-Leekie?
Cosmo
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Tortuf
Ship's fisherman
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Sine, I don't know about elsewhere, but in the US you cannot consent to battery. So consent of the victim would not matter. The news story (or one of the related stories on the same site) suggested that the legal issues would be tricky because of the consent. I don't know if the reporter didn't get it right or it is a genuine issue.
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Grits
Compassionate fundamentalist
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I'll bet he knows how much a pound of flesh is going for these days.
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Matrix
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Chianti with the liver, but what would one serve with flambeed penis? There's got to be something suitable, Hungarian Bull's Blood would be close i guess
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IntellectByProxy
Larger than you think
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Isn't killing and eating someone who wants to be killed and eaten, who has said clearly on camera and on paper that he wants to be killed and eaten and who has sat down willingly to an entre of his own cooked penis better than killing and eating something, let's say a cow, which doesn't want to be killed and eaten and which, by the simple action of running in fear when the slaughterer approaches, shows quite clearly that it doesn't want to be killed and eaten?
Just a thought.
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Tortuf
Ship's fisherman
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Picky, picky, picky. ![[Disappointed]](graemlins/disappointed.gif)
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Ariel
Shipmate
# 58
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quote:
Originally posted by IntellectByProxy:
and who has sat down willingly to an entre of his own cooked penis
This is what I don't understand. Wasn't he in some discomfort? Surely food would be the last thing on your mind.
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Adeodatus
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Omigosh!!! Just when I was sitting down to a nice chicken sandwich. Thanks a bundle, dyfrig.
(Apparently chicken tastes a lot like people.)
As far as I know, whether or not the victim wants to die is immaterial under UK law when it comes to a charge of murder. I'd be surprised if it wasn't the same under German law.
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Crotalus
Shipmate
# 4959
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Pass the sick bag
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IntellectByProxy
Larger than you think
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quote:
Originally posted by Tortuf:
Picky, picky, picky.
Good point though wasn't it.
I, for one, am greatly enjoying my (vegetarian) Bombay Bad Boy pot noodle, despite the story.
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Ariel
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Adeodatus:
Omigosh!!! Just when I was sitting down to a nice chicken sandwich. Thanks a bundle, dyfrig.
(Apparently chicken tastes a lot like people.)
Oh, I wish you hadn't said that - so was I and I was thinking thank God I didn't have red meat in my sandwiches. Now I won't be able to finish them. ![[Waterworks]](graemlins/bawling.gif)
Still, I don't suppose chicken tastes much like a penis and there's no gristle in the sandwiches, so it might be all right. ![[Ultra confused]](graemlins/confused2.gif)
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Paul W.
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Guess I won't be having a bratwurst sausage from the German Christmas Market today.
Paul W
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elsi
Live from Elsewhere
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quote:
Originally posted by Adeodatus:
(Apparently chicken tastes a lot like people.)
![[Eek!]](eek.gif) Wouldn't that be better worded "Apparently people taste a lot like chicken "?
Or am I assuming too much regarding your relative familiarities with these 'meats' ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
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Nunc Dimittis
Seamstress of Sound
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Mr Meiwes has said that after his trial he intends to pass the time in jail - if convicted - by writing his memoirs.
I can see it now:
Memoirs of a Cannibal: how I fulfilled my fantasies
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dyfrig
Blue Scarfed Menace
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quote:
Originally posted by IntellectByProxy:
enjoying my ... pot noodle
Sick boy.
[ 03. December 2003, 11:49: Message edited by: dyfrig ]
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Adeodatus
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# 4992
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I once saw a recipe in a Jewish cookbook for bull's penis stew. Imagine going into a butcher's shop and asking the guy if he has a bull's penis ... 'No, it's just the way I'm standing.' ![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif)
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kentishmaid
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Ugh. I was revolted enough when this story first broke (it was in the Metro about 3 months ago, I think). Personally I'm repulsed by both parties. I mean, really, biting your own nails is one thing, but this?
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Marvin the Martian
Interplanetary
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Out of interest, would the legalities be any different had the victim committed suicide?
Is it a crime to eat human meat if the steak concerned died of natural causes, for instance?
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hatless
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We're really carrion eaters, not carnivores. We don't actually eat fresh meat, we let it sit around for at least a few days to go through rigor mortis and soften up again. Beef is often hung for a couple of weeks.
Eating a freshly dead person seems to go against this. And if you've already snacked on his penis you've completely ruled out any chance of him being well hung.
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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quote:
Originally posted by Marvin the Martian:
Is it a crime to eat human meat if the steak concerned died of natural causes, for instance?
Well, in my state it's legal to eat road kill. Not sure if it specifies what kind or not.
Tortuf can perhaps shed some light on this.
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IntellectByProxy
Larger than you think
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quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
In my state it's legal to eat road kill. Not sure if it specifies what kind or not.
Tortuf can perhaps shed some light on this.
Are you suggesting Tortuf is a hillbilly hick who eats squashed raccoons?
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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It's certainly true that he'll eat pretty much anything.
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Adeodatus
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A raccoon that's been squashed at least fits better into a sandwich. If you want a penis sandwich, you have to go out specially and buy a baguette.
Or a finger-roll. Depending on ... ![[Hot and Hormonal]](icon_redface.gif)
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Ariel
Shipmate
# 58
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Funny you should say that. A large sausage has just gone past with a colleague in a bun.
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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quote:
Originally posted by elsi:
quote:
Originally posted by Adeodatus:
(Apparently chicken tastes a lot like people.)
Wouldn't that be better worded "Apparently people taste a lot like chicken "?
I've heard that the canibals of Papua New Guinea referred to human flesh as 'long pig' because of the similarity between human flesh and pork.
No personal experience of this other than putting a cut finger in my mouth, or biting my nails.
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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BTW, just a little follow up to our last cannibalism thread.
Apparently it's just Mr. Baker's shoe sole on display, not the whole shoe.
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Ronja
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quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
Funny you should say that. A large sausage has just gone past with a colleague in a bun.
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Father Gregory
Orthodoxy
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What I find so outrageously, hideously wicked about this is that a defence should be mounted on the basis of consent! My God is "choice" everything to some people today?
![[Frown]](frown.gif) ![[Mad]](angryfire.gif)
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Matrix
Shipmate
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I was very, very amused to see that the thread below this on the boards page was "shipmates on weight watchers" imagine that conversation at the meeting..."how many points for a penis? hmm...really?..ooh but only 2 for a brain...ok..."
Bizarre, the whole thing.
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Ponty'n'pop
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Originally posted by Fr Gregory quote:
What I find so outrageously, hideously wicked about this is that a defence should be mounted on the basis of consent! My God is "choice" everything to some people today?
The alternative defence of insanity would do me nicely.
What was this anyway? Assisted suicide? An extreme example of consenting adults doing whatever they like behind closed doors? Unlawful killing but something short of murder? There is a minefield of moral questions here and the context is utterly horrid.
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Crotalus
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At the risk of stating the bleeding obvious, we have only the word of Meiwes that the ... ah ... membrum virile was eaten à deux.
But still
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Alt Wally
Cardinal Ximinez
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I am really in touch with my inner Calvinist after reading this.
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Jerry Boam
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quote:
Originally posted by Intégriste:
At the risk of stating the bleeding obvious, we have only the word of Meiwes that the ... ah ... membrum virile was eaten à deux.
But still
I am under the impression that the whole thing was captured on video tape.
Mr. Meiwes wanted to savor the memory.
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tomb
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{tomb shakes his head} Lordy, there are any number of people (some Shipmates included) that I wouldn't mind being fed to the dogs, but even I draw the line at feeding them to psychopathic Germans.
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Ariel
Shipmate
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{tomb shakes his head} Lordy, there are any number of people (some Shipmates included) that I wouldn't mind being fed to the dogs, but even I draw the line at feeding them to psychopathic Germans.
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tomb, that sig with that post on this thread ...
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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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Originally posted by Ariel:
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{tomb shakes his head} Lordy, there are any number of people (some Shipmates included) that I wouldn't mind being fed to the dogs, but even I draw the line at feeding them to psychopathic Germans.
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Christmas is coming. Have you consumed enough to make Jesus happy?
tomb, that sig with that post on this thread ...
It brings a whole new meaning to that part of the communion service:
"Take, eat, this is my body..."
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Tortuf
Ship's fisherman
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I do not think that you could eat a corpse, even as road kill. Let me add especially if you were the driver. ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif) Among other things, (or inter alia, as we attorneys say) would be:
1. Interference with evidence.
2. Abuse of a corpse.
3. Theft (not your “meat.”)
4. Ewgh.
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jellybean
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quote:
Originally posted by Sarkycow:
It brings a whole new meaning to that part of the communion service:
"Take, eat, this is my body..."
Now that is really minging.
Be ashamed!
[Be ashamed of your sad UBB!]
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auntbeast
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...our last cannibalism thread.
Now I am really worried.... I am hanging out in a community that has now had TWO cannibalism threads... could this mean a sudden dark twist to some unsuspecting future ship meat?
Ewgh,
Auntbeast (who is sure she would be terribly un-tasty and cause immediate high cholesterol!)
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