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Thread: Hell: Snarky mousethief- -maybe , but the world is too chickenshit to tell him so.
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South Coast Kevin
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Tell you what, why don't you engage with my point (or ignore it, as you wish) rather than responding with a smart-arse comment that doesn't really address what I said?
[ 10. January 2015, 20:42: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
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comet
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But then we'd never hear from him again.
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Kelly Alves
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Damn your eyes, comet. I was just about to write, "Boy, the post count would go down..."
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Huia
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But Mousethief does snark so well - and at least it gave me a giggle on a grey day.
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comet
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'struth. I see him as the Ship's Statler and Waldorf. Love those guys. If they appeared in MY theater, they'd become props for Julius Ceasar.
Eta: or maybe Titus Andronicus.
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Sioni Sais
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I've sometimes thought that Hamlet would be improved by replacing Rosencrantz and Guildenstern with Waldorf & Statler.
MT, have you an Equity card?
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George Spigot
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HAMLET
O God, I could be bounded in a nut shell and count
myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams.
GUILDENSTERN
You think you have problems! This plays gonna give me nightmares for weeks.
ROSENCRANTZ
I told you not to eat nuts before bedtime.
GUILDENSTERN It's the nutty Princes who are the problem.
ROSENCRANTZ Why what's the matter?
GUILDENSTERN I blame the mother. She's hell to live with.
ROSENCRANTZ I blame the father. He lives in hell.
GUILDENSTERN & ROSENCRANTZ Hur hur hur hur hur hur
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Pyx_e
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Eutychus
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Originally posted by Pyx_e:
proof
Why is the Greek for Snarky "fantastic"?
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Uncle Pete
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It could be that is because snark lives in a fantasy world.
OR
Why not?
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Pyx_e
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Originally posted by Eutychus:
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Originally posted by Pyx_e:
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Why is the Greek for Snarky "fantastic"?
cos in my mind I think of Mousethief as "Dr Fantastic."
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mousethief
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But Pete, the Snark was a Boojum.
Pyx-e:
![[Hot and Hormonal]](icon_redface.gif)
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Net Spinster
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Originally posted by mousethief:
But Pete, the Snark was a Boojum.
Does that mean someone is going to softly and suddenly vanish?
Admittedly my grandfather's lab, Boojum, was remarkably adept at vanishing dinner (his or my grandparents).
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Kelly Alves
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Girl, ain't you learned how to code in Greek yet? Go to Keryg and school yourself! (the stickied link at the top of the board.)
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Evensong
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I can do Greek letters. Just don't know how to chuck em on a page in a book and take a picture of em! ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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Uncle Pete
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αmen.
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Mark Betts
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Does "snarky" mean "up his own arse"?
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Caz...
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I have come here about once every 5 years lately.
There is always a thread calling MT to hell when I come
It gives me a strange comfort.
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Mark Betts
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Originally posted by Mark Betts:
Does "snarky" mean "up his own arse"?
Actually, no it doesn't. OK, I need to find another good word which means "up his own arse"...
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Karl: Liberal Backslider
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Originally posted by Mark Betts:
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Originally posted by Mark Betts:
Does "snarky" mean "up his own arse"?
Actually, no it doesn't. OK, I need to find another good word which means "up his own arse"...
must...not...make...obvious...suggestion....
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mousethief
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Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
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Originally posted by Mark Betts:
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Originally posted by Mark Betts:
Does "snarky" mean "up his own arse"?
Actually, no it doesn't. OK, I need to find another good word which means "up his own arse"...
must...not...make...obvious...suggestion....
Markbettsian?
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Ariel
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Originally posted by Caz...:
I have come here about once every 5 years lately.
There is always a thread calling MT to hell when I come
It gives me a strange comfort.
Hellooooo! and welcome back.
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Kelly Alves
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Originally posted by mousethief:
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Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
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Originally posted by Mark Betts:
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Originally posted by Mark Betts:
Does "snarky" mean "up his own arse"?
Actually, no it doesn't. OK, I need to find another good word which means "up his own arse"...
must...not...make...obvious...suggestion....
Markbettsian?
MT, you gotta respect Betts for taking you on. I actually collected myself a bowl of popcorn in honor of this one.
And just because everybody's being too nice, I have to share that I once observed that when you and MartinPCNot go at it, it's like watching a couple Furbies chatting with each other.
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mousethief
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
MT, you gotta respect Betts for taking you on.
I do?
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And just because everybody's being too nice, I have to share that I once observed that when you and MartinPCNot go at it, it's like watching a couple Furbies chatting with each other.
Hmpf. I never.
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Kelly Alves
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Real love is not blind, my friend. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Bett's giddy kamikaze attempt just reminded me of it, but you and Martin snarking at each other in Purg a while back, while struggling to stay within the 10 C's, was some funny shit.
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Lyda*Rose
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Kelly Alves: quote:
Bett's giddy kamikaze attempt...
The trouble with Mark Betts as a kamikazi pilot is that he keeps rising from the flames like a cross between a phoenix and a budgie.
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Kelly Alves
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![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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mousethief
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Bett's giddy kamikaze attempt just reminded me of it, but you and Martin snarking at each other in Purg a while back, while struggling to stay within the 10 C's, was some funny shit.
You have to admit, we're both pretty good at it.
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Kelly Alves
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It was Un.Canny. It was like that Star Trek episode...
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mousethief
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I'm not sure I've ever been compared to a Star Trek episode before.
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Sioni Sais
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
It was Un.Canny. It was like that Star Trek episode...
But which was the guy in the red shirt ...
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Kelly Alves
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Originally posted by mousethief:
I'm not sure I've ever been compared to a Star Trek episode before.
You know, earlier this week I had decided that God's sole purpose in putting me on this earth was to give other people an ego boost. This just cinches it. Here I am trying to pull your tail, and you figure out a way to frame me putting you in a death dance with MartinPCNot as a compliment.
Can't you exhibit just the tiniest bit of narcissistic wounding, just to make me feel like I can do something else with my life? Call me a bitch or something. Complain about me in the Styx. Anything.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
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mousethief
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![[Overused]](graemlins/notworthy.gif)
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Kelly Alves
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Bastard.
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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
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mousethief
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![[Waterworks]](graemlins/bawling.gif)
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Boogie
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Originally posted by Ariel:
Originally posted by Caz...:
There is always a thread calling MT to hell when I come...
Fair enough, whatever turns you on, I'm just surprised that you admit to it.
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Pooks
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
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Originally posted by mousethief:
I'm not sure I've ever been compared to a Star Trek episode before.
You know, earlier this week I had decided that God's sole purpose in putting me on this earth was to give other people an ego boost. This just cinches it. Here I am trying to pull your tail, and you figure out a way to frame me putting you in a death dance with MartinPCNot as a compliment.
Can't you exhibit just the tiniest bit of narcissistic wounding, just to make me feel like I can do something else with my life? Call me a bitch or something. Complain about me in the Styx. Anything.
Kelly, you're a star!
(*Wipes coffee off keyboard.)
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orfeo
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Originally posted by mousethief:
I'm not sure I've ever been compared to a Star Trek episode before.
Perhaps not, but we WERE at one point going to go into business together creating "Muslims are the Borg" merchandise.
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Barnabas62
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Originally posted by mousethief:
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There's a kind of comedic genius at work in those posts.
As well as bastardy.
Loving this thread. A bit of Hellish Heaven on a damp grey May morning in the UK.
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Kelly Alves
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I wish I could repost the mutual admiration fest we had going on Facebook while we were carping at each other. Or while I was carping and he was cockteasing me.
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mousethief
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Originally posted by Pooks:
Kelly, you're a star!
(*Wipes coffee off keyboard.)
See? Now that's essentially what I said (although as is not uncommon I was more succinct), and she calls me a bastard!
I'll have you know my parents were married when I was born! Just.
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comet
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To each other?
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Evensong
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It would be a grave disservice to bitches to call mousetheif a bitch.
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Pooks
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Originally posted by mousethief:
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Originally posted by Pooks:
Kelly, you're a star!
(*Wipes coffee off keyboard.)
See? Now that's essentially what I said (although as is not uncommon I was more succinct), and she calls me a bastard!
My dear Mousie, that's because Kelly wants to play, but you just rolled over. Go on! Be snarky. After all, that's what this thread is for. Isn't it?
(*Mwahahahahaha! I iz so happily evil.)
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mousethief
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Originally posted by Pooks:
My dear Mousie, that's because Kelly wants to play, but you just rolled over.
Fuckin' A. My passive-aggressive response was just the thing; otherwise she wouldn't have called me a bastard. I did play, it was funny, and Kelly responded in a playful manner.
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Originally posted by Evensong:
It would be a grave disservice to bitches to call mousetheif a bitch.
Evensong, I expect you to stick up for me. That's your M.O. in Hell. Are you changing? Can we expect less of that kind of bullshit in the future, do you think?
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Pooks
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Originally posted by mousethief:
Fuckin' A. My passive-aggressive response was just the thing; otherwise she wouldn't have called me a bastard. I did play, it was funny, and Kelly responded in a playful manner.
Hmm, OK. Well played. I'll make sure I put my glasses on next time because I only saw passive, no aggressive. Having said that, I'll admit my difficulty is more likely caused by the event-horizon situated between my audio receptors and this is what happens when one speaks from a black hole.
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