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comet

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Admit it. you do it.

you're all out there right now posting in the buff, aren't you?

[ 20. July 2011, 06:37: Message edited by: Firenze ]

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Japes

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My feet are definitely naked, as they are most of the time when I am at home.

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Haydee
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Only on the days I can smear myself with whale fat
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Stop watching me! you'll only give yourself nightmares.

Cattyish, ice cream is cold when dropped.

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Firenze

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Under the whalebone and bombazine and three layers of goose grease (it's not summer yet!) - practically nothing. Apart from the flannel. And the tribal tattoos.
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Lucia

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I'm almost tempted to take my clothes off right now while posting, just for the thrill. But I think my cat might give me a strange look...
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Jigsaw
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Does Chanel #5 count?

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jedijudy

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But, we know what you're wearing. Or not. At least the Hosts do for their particular boards. We can see you.

That's why comet is here hosting again! I told her that the folks posting in Heaven were much sexier looking than the ones posting in Hell.

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Graven Image
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Does no bra count?
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Spike

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quote:
Originally posted by Graven Image:
Does no bra count?

Do you have photos? That way we'll be able to tell you

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joan knox

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yup, buck nekkid underneath my clothes

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Kelly Alves

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Darn it, this thread was started about 4 hours after I was actually posting nekkid. I was in the shower, remembered I forgot to make an online bill payment, rushed downstairs dripping, and got all mesmerized by the Ship.

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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
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Ariston
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[Snigger]

Like Always.

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Kelly Alves

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Best. Crosspost. Ever.

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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mousethief

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Since my computer is right in front of the sliding glass door which looks out over the back of the neighbors' house, no.

Although they don't return the favor. They have been known to walk to their hot-tub in the all-in-all. They've done some other exhibitionist sorts of things also. For a while they had two lovely trees that screened our view of their bedroom window, but then they cut them down.

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Zach82
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Ahem. I've been known to make a post or two after I've showered, but before I've dressed.

Zach

*was fully clothed at the time of posting*

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basso

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quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Best. Crosspost. Ever.

[Killing me] [Big Grin]

(I had to.)

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Nicolemr
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I also ask if bralessness counts.

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Kelly Alves

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1/2 credit.

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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Evensong
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Surely that would depend on cup size?

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Kelly Alves

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Damn your eyes, Evensong, I am now choking on a burrito.

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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Ariston
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quote:
Originally posted by Evensong:
Surely that would depend on cup size?

Actually, shape and perkiness counts for far more, but, of course, YMMV.

Unless they're GGG's. At that point . . . well, may as well be a whole person, no?

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Banner Lady
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Well, I want to know what a 'bosum' is, because one has mysteriously appeared over in Glory.

I suspect it's the mate to the chief tit, but I'm not sure. Anyone got any other suggestions? I know what a bosom is, but just what is a bosum?

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Barnabas62
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We need to add Skype to make this thread work. Doubt whether the budget will run to to that.

(Posting topless in bed, in the guestroom in my mum's home. Showering shortly ...)

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Welease Woderwick

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Here in the tropical warmth with the windows wide open and the ceiling fan whirring away I am, of course, starkers and looking my usual gorgeous and Rubenesquely voluptuous self.

I really must install some mirrors here in the study - do you think I should put mirror doors on all the bookcases and perhaps a mirrored ceiling? - Perhaps enhance the CCTV system as well.

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Zappa
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quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
Here in the tropical warmth with the windows wide open and the ceiling fan whirring away I am, of course, starkers and looking my usual gorgeous and Rubenesquely voluptuous self.

Be still my titillated heart.
quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
I really must install some mirrors here in the study - do you think I should put mirror doors on all the bookcases and perhaps a mirrored ceiling? - Perhaps enhance the CCTV system as well.

No, because I want all the voyeuristic rights to my own self ...
[Disappointed]

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Zappa
Ship's Wake
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Pssst ... don't tell kuruman ... she'd be so upset

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Pyx_e

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quote:
Originally posted by Nicolemrw:
I also ask if bralessness counts.

Keeps her kness warm these chilly spring nights.

All the Breast, Pyx_e.

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balaam

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Fortunately the position of the netbook on my lap shields the hosts (may they be honoured for eternity) from the most worrying of views.

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So they can't see you picking your nose.

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Firenze

Ordinary decent pagan
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kness meet bosum.

The first, I happen to know, is a drink make from fermented mares milk and the second a mysterious sub-atomic particle. And neither of them have a stitch on.

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The Great Gumby

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quote:
Originally posted by comet:
Admit it. you do it.

you're all out there right now posting in the buff, aren't you?

Yes, but I think my boss wants a word.

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Ann

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Better take flowers and chocolate!

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Chorister

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It's too cold.

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Firenze

Ordinary decent pagan
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quote:
Originally posted by Ann:
Better take flowers and chocolate!

And hold them strategically placed...
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Matt Black

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I type with my nob. But then you all knew that from the quality of my posts, didn't you?

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Adeodatus
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt Black:
I type with my nob. But then you all knew that from the quality of my posts, didn't you?

Clever dick.

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Matt Black

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I handed that to you, didn't I (oo-er, missus!)?

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Adeodatus
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt Black:
I handed that to you, didn't I (oo-er, missus!)?

Goodness. This is the nearest I've got to flirting since ...

... um ...

... ever, I think.

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Matt Black

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Getting too old...?

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St Everild
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I'm always nekkid


under my clothes!

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Adeodatus
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt Black:
Getting too old...?

Some people post naked because they enjoy the cooling breeze where the sun don't shine.

Some post naked when they're in a hurry 'twixt shower and dressing.

Some of us have just forgotten to put any clothes on.

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Matt Black

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I was referring to the flirting

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Well, I was until the crack-baby kitten tried to jump up on my lap, missed, clawed me mightily on a rather sensitive area and then spilled my hot coffee on another.

Naked posting + clumsy cat + hot coffee = the need for some 'splaining when hubby gets home [Hot and Hormonal]

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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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quote:
Originally posted by Adeodatus:
quote:
Originally posted by Matt Black:
I type with my nob. But then you all knew that from the quality of my posts, didn't you?

Clever dick.
Probably uses his dictaphone as well [Smile]

ETA: and yes, it's too damn cold!

[ 09. May 2011, 15:38: Message edited by: Jahlove ]

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Matt Black

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Only my secretary's allowed to use my dictaphone.

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Haydee
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If you are young enough (not retired?) you can join up and Do Your Bit to show your bits

Shortage of young nudists

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mousethief

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"The whole lifestyle will just disappear unless we attract a younger crowd," Nicky Hoffman, head of the Naturist Society, recently told the Wall Street Journal."

Horrors! A silly fad might fade away!

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Graven Image
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quote:
Originally posted by Graven Image:
Does no bra count?
Spike then asked, Do you have photos? That way we'll be able to tell you

Not at my age.
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art dunce
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The naturist have met their match with Tobias Fünke and his never nude movement.

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