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Martin60
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... the contortionist eschatologist?

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jedijudy

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Martin60, would you give us a clue about what you would like to discuss in this thread?

Curious minds want to know!

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Martin60
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Sorry, I thought Heaven was for whimsy, amongst other things?! Therefore I thought I'd try and kick off a thread which invites a heuristic guess at punchlines?

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Baptist Trainfan
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[Confused] [Confused] [Confused]
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quote:
Originally posted by Baptist Trainfan:
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I think the idea is you come up with a pun-laden phrase to describe a contortionist eschatologist. More or less by way of an example, I thought of "acropocalyptic", though an acrobat isn't exactly synonymous with a contortionist.
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Stetson
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He twisted his armageddon?

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I have the power...Lucifer is lord!

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Martin60
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You're all too damn smart for your own good.

As a result he could foresee his own end.

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I was going to say "he came to a twisted end". [Smile]

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