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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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We've all seen the 'traditional' alphabets for kids:
A is for Apple
B is for Ball
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O is for Oh my gosh how boring
etc.

But how about some more specific alphabets, for builders, or space explorers? What about specific categories, like collective nouns, or types of toy?

Let's write some new alphabets [Smile]

I'll suggest one, and do the first few letters. Each subsequent poster then write one or two more letters, and when we reach Z, someone suggest a new alphabet for us to carry on with.

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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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English upper class alphabet

A is for Avocado

B is for Butler

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“It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously.”

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Marvin the Martian

Interplanetary
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C is for Chauffeur

D is for Duke

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Does the noise in my head bother you?

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Gill H

Shipmate
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E is for Eton.

F is for Fortnum's.

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Stetson
Shipmate
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G is for Governors-General

H is for Hemophilia

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Pearl B4 Swine
Ship's Oyster-Shucker
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I is for Indoor swimming pool

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Shirley, good Missus Murphy, shall follow me all the days of my life...

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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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J for Jolyon.

K for Knighthood (a rather inferior decoration).

[ 22. May 2013, 19:37: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]

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"I can explain it to you, but I cannot comprehend it for you." (late Ed Koch, sometime mayor, New York City)

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Chorister

Defrocked
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K is for Keys to the Daimler.

L is for Lacrosse.

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"Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without." - Confucius

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AndyB
Apprentice
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M is mine, all mine.

N is for no it isn't!

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Aelred of Riveaux
Shipmate
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P is Polo Pony
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Charles Had a Splurge on
Shipmate
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O is for Oxford,
Where I get my degree.
P is for Pater,
Who funds it you see.

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"But to live outside the law, you must be honest" R.A. Zimmerman

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