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Thread: The After Show Party
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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About time!
(Pauses dance. As Kelly begins to sober up, it suddenly hits her how thoroughly she is embarrasing herself. Begins to search frantically for clothes)
Uh...where'd my dress go?
![[Embarrassed]](icon_redface.gif)
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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KenWritez
Shipmate
# 3238
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Yeah, baby! Ken's here! Woooeee!
Kelly, I can't help but notice you're wearing only strategically placed balloons and streamers. I notice things (and women!) like that. Wanna dance?
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"The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd." --Quentin Tarantino, Pulp Fiction
My blog: http://oxygenofgrace.blogspot.com
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KenWritez
Shipmate
# 3238
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...but I'm gonna hafta have a LOT more liquor or a LOT more fun to do another nekkid dance!
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My blog: http://oxygenofgrace.blogspot.com
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ChrisT
One of the Good Guys™
# 62
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Here ken, have a triple whisky. Spiked, of course ![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif)
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kingsfold
Shipmate
# 1726
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Posted
And another....
So Chris, are you in this 'ere monastery or not? I seem to have lost the plot (if indeed I ever had it!)
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I came to Jesus and I found in him my star, my sun.
And in that light of life I'll walk 'til travelling days are done
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ChrisT
One of the Good Guys™
# 62
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I am officially in a monastery, but I have found a back door, so escape quite often to visit these boards. As you do.
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Pheonix
Twisted fire starter
# 2782
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I thinks it's all a sham to get more attention from the females ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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Smudgie
Ship's Barnacle
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I think he's on day release for good behaviour... thankfully this is unlikely to happen very often!
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Miss you, Erin.
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ChrisT
One of the Good Guys™
# 62
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Pheonix:
I thinks it's all a sham to get more attention from the females
Quite the opposite, young man. I leave the shams to you
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Miffy
Ship's elephant
# 1438
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Absentee Director creeps in, grabs bottle and retreats to dressing room!
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"I don't feel like smiling." "You're English dear; fake it!" (Colin Firth "Easy Virtue")
Growing Greenpatches
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Miffy
Ship's elephant
# 1438
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....having not yet recovered from seeing herself on incriminating Post Count Landmark thread.
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"I don't feel like smiling." "You're English dear; fake it!" (Colin Firth "Easy Virtue")
Growing Greenpatches
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Smudgie
Ship's Barnacle
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quote:
Originally posted by Miffy:
....having not yet recovered from seeing herself on incriminating Post Count Landmark thread.
![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
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Miss you, Erin.
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Pheonix
Twisted fire starter
# 2782
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Posted
Ah, but ChrisT (hopefully ![[Ultra confused]](graemlins/confused2.gif) ) I have no need of shams or false pretenses...
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KenWritez
Shipmate
# 3238
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I want everyone to know I use NO false pretenses!
WARRANTY:*
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All my pretenses are 100% real, free range, organic, fat free, low in sodium, high in fiber, fair trade, politically correct and batteries are included, no assembly required, your mileage will not vary, Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to my pretenses. Caution: My pretenses may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
My preteses contain a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Discontinue use of my pretenses if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations
Death
If, after exposure to my pretenses, you begin to smoke or burst into red flame, get away immediately. Seek shelter near any volatile fuel tanks and cover head.
When not in use, my pretenses should be returned to my tiny tiny brain and kept under pressure and refrigeration to minus 300 degrees Kelvin.
My pretenses include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
My pretenses come with a lifetime guarantee, void upon immediate or delayed loan, gift, purchase, hire, theft, any form of use, in all inhabited areas and/or those areas with the letters "a," "e," "i," "o," "u," and sometimes "y" in their names during any hour.
My pretenses should not be taken internally or externally. If swallowed, induce vomiting and call for a hearse and deep-fried Mars bar.
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* Apologies to Happy Fun Ball.
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"The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd." --Quentin Tarantino, Pulp Fiction
My blog: http://oxygenofgrace.blogspot.com
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
# 2522
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quote:
Originally posted by kenwritez:
Yeah, baby! Ken's here! Woooeee!
Kelly, I can't help but notice you're wearing only strategically placed balloons and streamers. I notice things (and women!) like that. Wanna dance?
Oh, well as long as you're here, I feel a lot better about embarrasing myself...
Hey, mambo...mambo italiana
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Jen.
Godless Liberal
# 3131
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I was promised a dance and it's so far not happened. Any one else been let down like this?
J
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Was Jenny Ann, but fancied being more minimal.
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Pheonix
Twisted fire starter
# 2782
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Posted
*extends hand to Jenny*
Would you like a dance?
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
# 2522
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You rock, Pheonix ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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ChrisT
One of the Good Guys™
# 62
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quote:
Originally posted by Jenny Ann:
I was promised a dance and it's so far not happened. Any one else been let down like this?
J
Where were you sweetie? I've had to get drunk (for medicinal purposes only) waiting for you! And now you're dancing with Phoenix, oh well
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Jen.
Godless Liberal
# 3131
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it's ok, there will be plenty fo time to dance with both of you (I mentioned I can't dance didn't I? ).
J
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Was Jenny Ann, but fancied being more minimal.
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Pheonix
Twisted fire starter
# 2782
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Posted
*laughs* Don't worry I can't either! This could be amusing, but who gets the first dance then?
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ChrisT
One of the Good Guys™
# 62
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Posted
After you Phoenix, I'm just off to find my steel-toecap boots
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Pheonix
Twisted fire starter
# 2782
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I'm already wearing mine
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ChrisT
One of the Good Guys™
# 62
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Posted
![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
Jenny, looks like you have choice of dance partner now!
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Jen.
Godless Liberal
# 3131
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quote:
Originally posted by Pheonix:
I'm already wearing mine
me too.
chris asked first, so here goes. .
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Was Jenny Ann, but fancied being more minimal.
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Pheonix
Twisted fire starter
# 2782
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*laughs*
Ok, after you Chris.... ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
*feels brave and removes steel toe-capped boots*
I'll just grab the last dance
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ChrisT
One of the Good Guys™
# 62
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OK Jenny,
*grabs Jenny and swings her confidently but gently round the room, knocking over several tables and a vase of flowers*
Was it good for you?
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Jen.
Godless Liberal
# 3131
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Jenny finally reagains her balance and starts to smooth down her hair
Wow! ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
right, who's next?!
J
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Was Jenny Ann, but fancied being more minimal.
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Pheonix
Twisted fire starter
# 2782
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I believe that is me
*extends hand*
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Jen.
Godless Liberal
# 3131
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Jenny Ann takes the hand offered to her, just as Nirvana's 'smells like teen spirit comes on'. She gets a massive grin on her face and starts jumping up and down
yeah!
She stops and looks round at Pheonix and tries to gauge his reaction . . .
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Pheonix
Twisted fire starter
# 2782
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*listens*
*doesn't think he knows this one, but what the heck*
*dances to it anyway*
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Jen.
Godless Liberal
# 3131
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Posted
(hint, Just jump up and down loads . . )
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Was Jenny Ann, but fancied being more minimal.
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Stoo
Mighty Pirate
# 254
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quote:
Originally posted by Pheonix:
*doesn't think he knows this one, but what the heck*
Doesn't know "Smells like teen spirit"???
What is wrong with you, man?
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Pheonix
Twisted fire starter
# 2782
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not enough alcohol?
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Jen.
Godless Liberal
# 3131
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hear hear stoo. fancy a dance whilst you're here?
J
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Was Jenny Ann, but fancied being more minimal.
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Pheonix
Twisted fire starter
# 2782
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Ummm.... I may know it, but don't recognise the name. Can anyone sing a bit of it?
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Jen.
Godless Liberal
# 3131
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yes, i'm singing it right now, but you can't hear me. . . . .
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Was Jenny Ann, but fancied being more minimal.
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Pheonix
Twisted fire starter
# 2782
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Well sing a bit louder then
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ChrisT
One of the Good Guys™
# 62
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*pokes head round door*
As I thought, just Phoenix and Jenny...
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Jen.
Godless Liberal
# 3131
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no, everyone else is just quiet.
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Was Jenny Ann, but fancied being more minimal.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
# 2522
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Guess who's back!
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Pheonix
Twisted fire starter
# 2782
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Another dance?
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
# 2522
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Conga?
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Pheonix
Twisted fire starter
# 2782
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Ok cool You put the music on... I'm sure ppl here will be up for it
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Ok, last conga I saw was done to "Love Train" by the O'Jays, so here goes:
People all over the world...join hands...start a love train...love train...
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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ChrisT
One of the Good Guys™
# 62
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Phoenix, you seem to do something special for the ladies.
You turn up
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Jen.
Godless Liberal
# 3131
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quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Conga?
I think I'll sit this one out ta.
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Was Jenny Ann, but fancied being more minimal.
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Pheonix
Twisted fire starter
# 2782
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ChrisT - lmao
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Stoo
Mighty Pirate
# 254
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Well, it's been swell, peeps.
Who nicked my bottle of whisky?
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Jen.
Godless Liberal
# 3131
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me, ha hahaha ha
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Was Jenny Ann, but fancied being more minimal.
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