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comet

Snowball in Hell
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Fiends! Hellions! Denizens! Lend me your pitchforks! We have nothing to lose but our brimstone!

The Circus Freaks have declared war on our toasty environs at a time when your modest (and cute) empress has to be away doing her Night Job™.

Gather your infernal weaponry (Sine, bring the forks) and let's take the battle to the big top! Stick to the ten commandments, obviously, but otherwise: let's rain some hellfire down!

DO IT FOR UNCLE PETE!

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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions

"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin

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Patdys
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If we sneak in through Museum station, according to the 1867 map, we should catch them unawares.

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Marathon run. Next Dream. Australian this time.

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orfeo

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Forget sneaking in, unless it's a prelude to pouring a large cauldron of molten metal over Ariston's head and then dropping the cauldron ON his head.

H&A Day is not about one H making a shitload of pointless work for another H, you little turd. I'm Orpheus. Not Sisyphus.

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Marvin the Martian

Interplanetary
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quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
H&A Day is not about one H making a shitload of pointless work for another H, you little turd. I'm Orpheus. Not Sisyphus.

See, this is what happens when you let Circus ****s have a taste of real power.

I think we may need to do a deep purge of a couple of boards after this. And to think we only just reindexed Oblivion [Frown] . Nobody will mind if a couple of dozen threads get "lost in transit", will they?

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Way to value some of the other volunteers.
All you need is the cat to stroke...
With great power comes great deep purging... [Roll Eyes]

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Marathon run. Next Dream. Australian this time.

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Doc Tor
Deepest Red
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Take off and nuke the website from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure...

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Forward the New Republic

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SusanDoris

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Ah, I see this topic explains my puzzlement!! [Smile]

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I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

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RooK

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Somebody should sent tomb notification of his Emergency Reactivation, then he could come and just eat them. True, he would then complain about difficulty digesting the artificial rubber noses, but that would be a form of Hellish reminiscence anyway.

It just occurred to me that almost nobody here knows what I'm talking about. Forget it: you're on your own, younglings.

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Ariston
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Alright, let's talk. We'll offer generous terms for your surrender. Very generous, under the circumstances.

PS: Hellions are scary!

[ 13. February 2013, 05:10: Message buggered about with by: comet ]

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Campbellite

Ut unum sint
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quote:
Originally posted by RooK:
It just occurred to me that almost nobody here knows what I'm talking about. Forget it: you're on your own, younglings.

Whippersnappers!

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I upped mine. Up yours.
Suffering for Jesus since 1966.
WTFWED?

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comet

Snowball in Hell
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quote:
Originally posted by Ariston:
Alright, let's talk. We'll offer generous terms for your surrender. Very generous, under the circumstances.

We will not rest until all Circus Freaks bow down to our superior might!

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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions

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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
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Hate to break it to ya, but there are no Circus freaks. It's the Velodrome. Get it right.

Comet, it makes your face turn green
Comet, it tastes like gasoline
Comet, it makes you vomit,
So get some Comet, and vomit today!


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“Therefore, let it be explained that nowhere are the proprieties quite so strictly enforced as in men’s colleges that invite young women guests, especially over-night visitors in the fraternity houses.” Emily Post, 1937.

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comet

Snowball in Hell
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quote:
Originally posted by Ariston:
Hate to break it to ya, but there are no Circus freaks. It's the Velodrome. Get it right.

Circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus circus CIRCUS CIRCUS!

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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions

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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
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Hear the words of Saint Cyprian, verily the Words of Truth:

But are sincerity and truth preserved, when what is sincere is polluted by adulterous colours, and what is true is changed into a lie by the deceitful dyes of medicaments? Your Lord says, "Thou canst not make one hair white or black;" and you, in order to overcome the word of your Lord, will be more mighty than He, and stain your hair with a daring endeavour and with profane contempt. You even sin (oh, wickedness!) with your head, that is, with the nobler part of your body—and, in an evil foretaste of the future, you have made your hair the COLOR of FLAMES!

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“Therefore, let it be explained that nowhere are the proprieties quite so strictly enforced as in men’s colleges that invite young women guests, especially over-night visitors in the fraternity houses.” Emily Post, 1937.

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comet

Snowball in Hell
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babycakes, mother nature and excellent genetics made my hair this color. I don't dye. I'm this gaw-jus naturally.

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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
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So, basically, marked from birth with a sign of your Infernal Reward?

[ 13. February 2013, 06:10: Message buggered about with by: Ariston ]

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Ariston
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Oh, and comet? I found the thread you've been looking for the whole time. Just get in line behind Kelly and lilBuddha.

[ 13. February 2013, 06:32: Message buggered about with by: Ariston ]

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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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(wanders out of line, following soap bubble.)

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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orfeo

Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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Where's a glue factory when you need one.

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comet

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Board war over.

We won.

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Ariston
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In your dreams, snowball.

We'll settle this later. This time, it'll be personal.

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Sioni Sais
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Official Communique from the Directing Committee of the Hell Liberation Front

As a truce has been declared, the Hell Liberation Front is willing to decommission all its weapons, provided that the cyclists do the same and enter into a dialogue regarding the political status of Hell.

The Struggle continues!

A Spokesperson

Official Communique Ends

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(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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Ariston
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Okay, let's talk terms, now that I'm done sticking my long hard rod in the glory hole so someone can blow on it.

First, on behalf of the Velodrome Legions, we offer to lay down our arms, or at least point them somewhere other than the Hull Liberation Front.

Second, there will be an exchange of embarrassing pictures between the principals of the Velodrome Legions and the HLF. Such exchange has already been negotiated by the Big United Nationalities Normalization Imperium (BUNNI), and will be executed with due alacrity.

Third, Hull admits defeat in the Velodrome's Holy War on Hull. Given the circumstances, it's not so much an admission as statement of fact. In return, the officers of the Velodrome Legion agree never to do dumb shit like that ever again.

Fourth, the Velodrome, her officers, and the members of her legions agree to recognize the legitimate spiritual authority of the duly elected Supreme Ship Pontiff, even if following her rule is entirely optional.

The following treaty void where prohibited by local law, subject to local gravity anomalies, and is known to the State of California to contain a substance that may cause birth defects.

[ 14. February 2013, 02:36: Message edited by: Ariston ]

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comet

Snowball in Hell
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quote:
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Third, Hull admits defeat in the Velodrome's Holy War on Hull. Given the circumstances, it's not so much an admission as statement of fact.

in your dreams, pony-boy. we whupped your ass and you know it.
quote:
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In return, the officers of the Velodrome Legion agree never to do dumb shit like that ever again.

good call. I'd hate to have to rub your nose in it again.
quote:
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Fourth, the Velodrome, her officers, and the members of her legions agree to recognize the legitimate spiritual authority of the duly elected Supreme Ship Pontiff,

*makes the sign of the Stink Eye. Or cross, or whatever* go forth and sin no more, bruddah.

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Ariston
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Ariston:
Third, Hull admits defeat in the Velodrome's Holy War on Hull. Given the circumstances, it's not so much an admission as statement of fact.

in your dreams, pony-boy. we whupped your ass and you know it.
I'm sorry, whose board got so utterly FUBAR'd that even the one doing the fucking felt kinda bad for inflicting it? Not mine, that's for sure!

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comet

Snowball in Hell
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the guilt is your weakness, padawan.

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orfeo

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quote:
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that even the one doing the fucking felt kinda bad for inflicting it?

Oh good. My chosen tactic had some success then.

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quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
quote:
Originally posted by Ariston:
that even the one doing the fucking felt kinda bad for inflicting it?

Oh good. My chosen tactic had some success then.
lesson #1: never underestimate the nastiness of Hellhosts.

Depravity is our MO.

Fighting fair is for the weak.

We win.

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Marvin the Martian

Interplanetary
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Hell got cleaned up faster. They definitely win [Big Grin]

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jedijudy

Organist of the Jedi Temple
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But...did I miss the redecorating? *looks around*

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