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comet
Snowball in Hell
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Great Historical Figures I'd Like To Fuck.
I'll start with Nikola Tesla.
Phwaarr.... sexy geektraction, baby.
Who Would You Do?
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Cthulhu
PRAY TO BE EATEN FIRST
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Originally posted by comet:
Who Would You Do?
YOU!
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I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL. Nothing personal.
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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down, squid, down. I expect dinner and flowers, first.
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
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Originally posted by comet:
down, squid, down. I expect dinner and flowers, first.
According to the toilet wall during and after is also OK.
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It is better to be Kind than right.
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Sandemaniac
Shipmate
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Comet, this thread is the vilest and most disgusting thing I've ever seen on the Ship. Count me in!
Mary Shelley for me - any bird who pops her cherry on the grave of the mother who died having her must be wild.
AG
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sophs
Sardonic Angel
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quote:
Originally posted by comet:
Great Historical Figures I'd Like To Fuck.
I'll start with Nikola Tesla.
Phwaarr.... sexy geektraction, baby.
Who Would You Do?
I'd tap that.
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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Originally posted by Sandemaniac:
Comet, this thread is the vilest and most disgusting thing I've ever seen on the Ship. Count me in!
Aww!
![[Axe murder]](graemlins/lovedrops.gif)
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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The5thMary
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Originally posted by comet:
down, squid, down. I expect dinner and flowers, first.
Damn! I was gonna make a pass at you first! Ha ha.
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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Originally posted by Ariel:
Bored now.
You do realise that's what Willow said in Season 6 of Buffy just before she killed a guy horribly by ripping his skin off?
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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I've always had a thing for chicks who do math(s), so that includes Hypatia, Emilie du Chatelet (I'd have to share her with Voltaire, which could be interesting) and Ada Lovelace.
Form a queue ladies.
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Yorick
Infinite Jester
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I've always thought the Wicked Queen in Snow White might be a bit of fun.
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این نیز بگذرد
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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If that's a historical figure, I'm a direct descendant of Little Red Riding Hood.
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Yorick
Infinite Jester
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It's an old film.
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این نیز بگذرد
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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...
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...you've got me there...
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Yorick
Infinite Jester
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Well, the film was made in 1937, so the Wicked Queen is an historical figure.
Anyway, you're interfering with my wank.
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این نیز بگذرد
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Alaric the Goth
Shipmate
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It has to be Boudicca, really. Redhead, temeperament similar to most females I've fancied/been in relationship with (OK she would be slightly tamer than one or two!) ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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Karl: Liberal Backslider
Shipmate
# 76
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[Edited to preserve own life]
[ 11. February 2013, 14:32: Message buggered about with by: Karl: Liberal Backslider ]
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Might as well ask the bloody cat.
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Marvin the Martian
Interplanetary
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Cleopatra. Right in the asp.
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Hail Gallaxhar
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jedijudy
Organist of the Jedi Temple
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Wait. Do we have to go back in time to do this? Or are these folks coming to our time? Or are we to go find their graves...and ick! Brain bleach.
Details, comet, I want details! No zombies!
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Albertus
Shipmate
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Lady Colin Campbell. That Boldini portrait in the NPG makes me go weak at the knees every time...
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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
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Simone de Beauvoir and Diane de Poitiers.
Wait, why are they both French?
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“Therefore, let it be explained that nowhere are the proprieties quite so strictly enforced as in men’s colleges that invite young women guests, especially over-night visitors in the fraternity houses.” Emily Post, 1937.
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Sober Preacher's Kid
Presbymethegationalist
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Mary, Queen of Scots.
I'm so sexy I'd turn her Protestant.
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NDP Federal Convention Ottawa 2018: A random assortment of Prots and Trots.
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North East Quine
Curious beastie
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John Donne. Although in my fantasy there'd be lots of poetry and wooing going on first.
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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
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quote:
Originally posted by North East Quine:
John Donne. Although in my fantasy there'd be lots of poetry and wooing going on first.
That'd be Andrew Marvel you're thinking of. Naturally, he'd complain about it.
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“Therefore, let it be explained that nowhere are the proprieties quite so strictly enforced as in men’s colleges that invite young women guests, especially over-night visitors in the fraternity houses.” Emily Post, 1937.
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jacobsen
seeker
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Oxymorons are us, SPK.
The prophet Mohammed.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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Donne? How sappy. I'll go with Rimbaud.
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Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
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Jesus Pants.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Another vote for Tesla.
What about Graham Greene? From what I understand he had. Um. Skills.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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quote:
Originally posted by North East Quine:
John Donne. Although in my fantasy there'd be lots of poetry and wooing going on first.
Dylan Thomas looked a lot like one of my youthful boyfriends, and if he kissed anything like he did, he is so in.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
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Princess Leia (and if not her Jaba the hut).
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It is better to be Kind than right.
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Smarty Pants
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Big Blackie, the horse that did in Catherine the Great. no question about that.
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by ToujoursDan:
Sampson is so enticing. I do like guys with muscles, but long hair on a bloke is a deal breaker.
A couple of rugby players for you:
Sebastian Chabal
Martin Castrogiovanni.
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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Who else for a donkey like me - that lover of equines Catherine the Great.
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Last ever sig ...
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North East Quine
Curious beastie
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John Knox was a galley-slave for nineteen months. I bet that left him with broad shoulders and really well defined biceps..... ![[Hot and Hormonal]](icon_redface.gif)
And there's a certain smouldering intensity about the way he used the expression "godly commonwealth"....
But unfortunately he liked his wives young, which is not an attractive quality.
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Albertus
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
quote:
Originally posted by North East Quine:
John Donne. Although in my fantasy there'd be lots of poetry and wooing going on first.
Dylan Thomas looked a lot like one of my youthful boyfriends, and if he kissed anything like he did, he is so in.
Not up to much, I fear; wanted to be mothered rather than anything else (Dylan Thomas not your former boyfriend, at any rate AFAIK). I don't think he kept Mrs T- Caitlin- happy.
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Dennis the Menace
Shipmate
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Originally posted by ToujoursDan:
Meh...
More like this...
Yes, please....
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"Till we cast our crowns before Him; Lost in wonder, love, and praise."
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Robert Armin
All licens'd fool
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Has to be Alexander the Great!
Big butch homme, flowing riah, lallies of steel... Oh dear, I need a lie down.
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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ToujoursDan: quote:
Sampson is so enticing. I do like guys with muscles, but long hair on a bloke is a deal breaker.
A little wine, a little pillow talk, and you could take care of that little problem.
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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ArachnidinElmet
Shipmate
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Geoffrey Chaucer. The man wrote some very filthy porn...I mean literature. You've got to wonder whether it was all down to a good imagination.
And if I was considering switching teams: Ada Lovelace, just cos.
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'If a pleasant, straight-forward life is not possible then one must try to wriggle through by subtle manoeuvres' - Kafka
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QLib
Bad Example
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If Hilary Mantel has got him right, I'd do Thomas Cromwell.
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Tradition is the handing down of the flame, not the worship of the ashes Gustav Mahler.
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ToujoursDan
Ship's prole
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Also, President Gerald Ford was quite hot when he was younger, and he was probably one of the last sane Republicans. I'd put my socialist leanings aside for a wild night...
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"Many people say I embarrass them with my humility" - Archbishop Peter Akinola
Facebook link: http://www.facebook.com/toujoursdan
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Albertus
Shipmate
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Well, I bet no-one expected that one! if we're onto slightly unlikely political ones, I'll put in a word for Lady Violet Bonham Carter (in her youth). Not quite sure why- she wasn't conventionally attractive- but there's just something about her.
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QLib
Bad Example
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My dad once shared a taxi cab with her. He wasn't impressed.
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Matariki
Shipmate
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Good to see Toujour Dan lusting after an All Black, Dan Carter's underwear ads on hoardings used to make my day but did nothing for my driving.
As for me I have an Alpha male thing going on so I can see the US president thing working. Ike used to fill a uniform well. As for a man alive today (and being alive is a plus) though his politics are despicable I could imagine a coalition with Bibi Netanyahu.
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"Nothing we do, however virtuous, can be accompanied alone; therefore we are saved by love." Reinhold Niebuhr.
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