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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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Simple game.
To a given topic give the answer. The person who answers sets the next topic.
Example tired.
You know when you're tired when you get to the baggage claim and can't remember where you've come from.
Next topic bored.
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Imaginary Friend
Real to you
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You know you're in love when the fortune cookie tells you so.
Old
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Brian Clough
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Sioni Sais
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You know you're old when football coaches look young.
Next topic: drunk
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(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Scarlet
Mellon Collie
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You know you're drunk when absolutely nothing worries you.
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rolyn
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You know you're lost when you stop in the middle of nowhere and the sat-nav says "Where the ***k are we" ?
< thanks to Hugh Dennis >
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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You know you're wet when your blood stream has tides.
confused
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Loquacious beachcomber
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You know you are confused when you are a Premier League Soccer fan, cheering for the New York Yankees.
enigmatic
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Tortuf
Ship's fisherman
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You know you are enigmatic when you are a coin operated code breaking machine.
smitten
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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You know you're smitten when you discover that funny feeling in your chest is from an arrow from Cupid's quiver.
a klutz
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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You know you're a klutz when even a simple task like typing on a laptop usually goes all wronhg.
an insomniac
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Sioni Sais
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You know you're an insomniac when you can stay awake watching daytime TV.
a management consultant
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(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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beachcomber
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You know you are a management consultant when your unrealistic but persuasive-sounding ideas bring in a large advance in $$ or ££.
arrived
[ 29. August 2012, 14:32: Message edited by: beachcomber ]
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Helen-Eva:'This is all really interesting and intensely confusing stuff and I am now bewildered in a much more informed way than I was before.'
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Loquacious beachcomber
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You know you have arrived when brand new apprentices want to be just like you.
Loquacious
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alienfromzog
Ship's Alien
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You know you're loquacious when you are talkative, garrulous, voluble, chatty, gabby... when you would never use 1 word when 27 would do.
Alternatively
You know you're loquacious when you can not only talk the hind-legs off a donkey but you can persuade it to go for a walk afterwards... (with thanks to the great Douglas Adams)
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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You know you are a political extremist when you kill your wife for the insurance money to fund a coup d'etat.
an artistic genius
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alienfromzog
Ship's Alien
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You know you're an Artistic Genius when everyone says you're terrible and you cut your ear off to send to a woman.*
*Off course you might just be terrible and mad so I guess that does't quite work....
not working hard enough
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An Alien's View of Earth - my blog (or vanity exercise...)
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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You know you're not working hard enough when the dishes refuse to wash themselves.
an incompetent photographer
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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You know you're an incompetent photographer when no one in the group shot has a whole head (unless it's a group of zombies, maybe).
you've got too much money
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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You know you've got too much money when the Scientologists ask you to join.
you're an anarchist
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beachcomber
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you're an anarchist when your arachnids go native.
you re a sceptic
[ 30. August 2012, 14:59: Message edited by: beachcomber ]
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Helen-Eva:'This is all really interesting and intensely confusing stuff and I am now bewildered in a much more informed way than I was before.'
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alienfromzog
Ship's Alien
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You know you're a sceptic when you don't know anything...
Ahh but that means, you don't know you're a sceptic....
That means you don't know anything... So that means you can know you're a sceptic...
Oh my head hurts...
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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You know you're a New Man when you wake up in post-op after the sex-change surgery and the doctor says everything went well.
finally rid of that cold
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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You know you're finally rid of that cold when you break your leg.
you need to go shopping.
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pjl
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You need to go shopping when your food in the
fridge has new life forms growing on them
Need to wash the car
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beachcomber
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Need to wash the car
You know you need to wash car when you can no longer see through the windows and end up feeling your way along the road.
up feeling your way
[ 31. August 2012, 11:58: Message edited by: beachcomber ]
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Helen-Eva:'This is all really interesting and intensely confusing stuff and I am now bewildered in a much more informed way than I was before.'
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Bean Sidhe
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You know you're up feeling your way when you're scratching your head after a post like that.
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His lips are moving.
Danny DeVito
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The5thMary
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You know you're sane when all your multiple personalities all agree with you and each other.
Fleah-eating zombie
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beachcomber
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You know you are a Fleah-eating zombie when you come too and find your napkin covered in Fleah be nights and Fleah juice.
zombie-eating Fleah
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Helen-Eva:'This is all really interesting and intensely confusing stuff and I am now bewildered in a much more informed way than I was before.'
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