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OK, this is a game where one person names a well known singer, and the next person gives the talent show judge response to a theoretical audition they do, before naming their own star.

For example, if Kate Bush is named, the response might be:

Well, Kate, you definitely have the range, but I am not sure you are really that commercial. A great feel, but a little too off the wall for me.

You can do this in the style of any judge or none. Have fun.

To start you off a strange duo called Daft Punk.

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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I can't understand a word. Are you singing in French? Perhaps you'd project better if you removed your helmets.

Luciano Pavarotti

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Sioni Sais
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"You've no chance on your own. Form a boy band instead. I know a couple of guys who would complement your voice splendidly."

Reg Dwight

[ 07. July 2013, 15:21: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]

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Jane R
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Well, Reg, nice to see you accompanying yourself - most vocalists don't bother to learn an instrument as well - but if you want to get anywhere in showbiz, pick a surname that doesn't sound like your first name.

George Formby

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Sir Kevin
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Your American relative is good with wood refinishing, but unless you can make drumsticks out of it you've no future in music!

Muddy Waters

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Stetson
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Yeah, sorry. Nice sound, but I don't see this having much youth appeal. Maybe in England, but who cares what THEY think?

Credence Clearwater Revival

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