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Mere Nick
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Enough is enough, g-men. I know most here don't like him, but so what? He isn't the one up your ass.

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If he hadn't have died, maybe Walter White could have saved the country.

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no prophet's flag is set so...

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Not generally fond of the author of the article you cite. Reputation as reactionary and grandstander, but he makes some points, even if almost to the point of writing literary prose. I'm seeing violence as the common currency of human discourse these days, sold to us as the normal way of solving problems and talking amongst ourselves. I'm also seeing outrage, and vicarious outrage, as the thing we're supposed to feel, when we're not laughing at the misfortune of others.

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Mockingale
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The police. For when you're too psychotic and trigger-happy for the Army.
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Palimpsest
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Everyone seems to miss the fact that the dog did smell drugs. Since the poor guy didn't have any in him it's obvious the police were carrying. There should be a thorough cavity search of all the policeman who were involved in searching him.
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Marvin the Martian

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Or, you know, maybe the dog was wrong.

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passer

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The curious incident of the dog in the night-time. With a head-cold. And a reputation to maintain. And an expired license*. (A license? Dogs have to apply for a license? What madness is this?)

*Apparently that's how they spell it in America.

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Mockingale
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quote:
Originally posted by passer:
The curious incident of the dog in the night-time. With a head-cold. And a reputation to maintain. And an expired license*. (A license? Dogs have to apply for a license? What madness is this?)

*Apparently that's how they spell it in America.

Yes. The correct way.
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Boogie

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Last time we were in the US we saw a car roll at a stop sign. Police dragged the bloke out and spread eagled him on the bonnet of his car, yelling at him.

That for something which isn't even against the law over here.

Heavy handed? Oh yes.

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Mockingale
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quote:
Originally posted by Boogie:
Last time we were in the US we saw a car roll at a stop sign. Police dragged the bloke out and spread eagled him on the bonnet of his car, yelling at him.

That for something which isn't even against the law over here.

Heavy handed? Oh yes.

There are good police officers. But too many are entitled bullies with guns and a badge over here, and that turns them into paranoid, trigger-happy control freaks. Combine that with the police subculture of not ratting out even the bad cops (known as the blue code of silence), and all it takes is a bad few to corrupt an entire department.
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Jane R
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Boogie:
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Last time we were in the US we saw a car roll at a stop sign. Police dragged the bloke out and spread eagled him on the bonnet of his car, yelling at him.

That for something which isn't even against the law over here.

According to the Highway Code (see here) it is illegal over here as well. However, the police are unlikely to bother booking you for it unless your failure to stop at the stop sign results in an accident.
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comet

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quote:
Originally posted by Boogie:
Last time we were in the US we saw a car roll at a stop sign. Police dragged the bloke out and spread eagled him on the bonnet of his car, yelling at him.

That for something which isn't even against the law over here.

Heavy handed? Oh yes.

maybe the person driving was wanted for multiple counts of armed assault and the cops finally caught up to him when they ran his license plate upon seeing the California stop.

you don't know.

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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"Excuse me, sir, but I see you're wanted for questioning in a bit of an assault bother. I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the station, if you wouldn't mind." works only in Miss Marple stories, I guess. [Razz]

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orfeo

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Last time I was in the US I was in a car that rolled through a stop sign. And Then The Police Came.

No spreadeagling involved though.

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Kelly Alves

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People never stop at stop signs around here.(except for goody two-shoes dips like me, apparently.) I would pay cash money to see that scenario. I would cackle madly like a Bond villain if I saw it.

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Kelly Alves

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You know, This is what comes of reading a thread backwards, especially when lacking sleep. I thought it was about tailgating.

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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mdijon
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I suppose journalese might headline the scandal of receiving an enema while unconsenting as "Tail Gate".

And apparently some people do pay money to see the "scenario" so to speak.

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Kelly Alves

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Jesus, when I faux pas, I do it with elan.

I would like to state for the record that the above is highly fucked up and I was only Bond villain-chucking at the idea of one of my obnoxious fellow residents being mildly frisked after doing a Hollywood stop.


I was just coming off a really suckacious commute; y'all have no idea.

[ 19. November 2013, 07:07: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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